/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BARNEY FAG BTFO EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres trump meets Machu Picchu 2/24/17
youtu.be/uyQVZqzUYXU
>Pres Trump signs EO (antiregs) 2/24/17
youtu.be/afRnDUaydIM
>Pres Trump @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/dXWBcDz3Y68
>Farage @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>Pres Trumps NKorea/China w/Reuters 2/23/17
youtu.be/O7lv46Go2G8
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
>Sheriff Clarke & Betsy Devos @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/Zvds39FDjQM
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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This is a thread for anime girls in MAGA hats.

Awoooo

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I'm down with that

REAL AWOO HOURS

Top 5 best Trump tweets of all time

He's a big guy

how do you guys explain to your mom that you can't go to bed because it's real awoo hours?

I wanna marry a broodmare Awoo!

You be nice to Aqua

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I went on an Oshii kick once and watched the movie he directed of whatever this was.

wish he left off the hi pol

So if Trump hadn't run who would you have voted for, if at all?

Defend this I DARE you!

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I want to make puppies with awoooo

Donald Trump is a fucking savage and I love it.

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TRUMP IS GONNA TAKE MY LEGAL WEED REEEEEE!!!

>TRUMP IS GONNA TAKE MY LEGAL WEED REEEEEE!!!

>This could have been our Secretary of State

Thank God for Trump.

NTNN FEBRUARY 24, 2017

LAST NIGHT
>FAKE NEWS CNN headline: "FBI Refused White House Request to Knock Down Recent Trump-Russia Stories."
>WH says FBI told them stories were overblown, WH asks them to tell the media as well, FBI refuses
>Priebus gets permission to pass along the information about stories, and does on "Sunday shows"
>"request" came AFTER FBI informed Priebus (not implied by headline)
MORNING
>President calls out the FBI for not stopping leaks
>Lou Dobbs speaks to CPAC (watch: youtu.be/vD2UVGbSc4w)
>calls out the "Dimms"
>President DJT speaks to CPAC (in OP)
>regarding FAKE NEWS and fake sources: "'A source says that Donald Trump is a horrible, horrible human being." Let 'em say it to my face.'"
>"The GOP will be, from now on, the party also of the American worker."
>"there is no such thing as a global anthem, a global currency or a global flag. This is the United States of America that I'm representing."
>"I'm not representing the globe, I'm representing your country."
>Farage speaks to CPAC (in OP)
>Lib activist brings Russian flags emblazoned with "TRUMP"
>media reports this as "CPAC attendees seen waving Russian flags"
AFTERNOON
>Spicer foregoes the typical press briefing, instead opts for pool "gaggle"
>Spicer invites orgs in addition to the typical pool, CNN, NYTimes, LATimes not invited as one of the additional orgs
>CNN: "REEEEEE"
>THIS IS AN ATTACK ON THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!
>THIS IS AN ATTACK ON THE FREE AND INDEPENDENT PRESS!!
>Shep Smith assmad (again)
>President signs EO regarding cutting regulations
>President meets with president of Peru
EVENING
>Rare Nige on Tucker
>Tucker Tucks a Tranny

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Cruz probably

How does /ptg/ feel about lalafells?

>destroys the wall protecing a city
>can't even flood California
Baka.
It's go time.

>Bulletproof suit

If they're so terrible, recommend me some reputable news sources.

How many, Quixote?

Yiff in hell furries

Don't get caught up with illegals.

>2017

People still think we didn't hack the DNC

thanks for the cover ruskies

>You look straight me in the eye and I'll neck you with that turban

>Legal
It's never been legal under federal law, Obama just didn't enforce the law
Bitch at your congressmen to get the law changed

>nbc

he won't

Be gone, Satanfag.

What the fuck?

Some OC for you all.

Also, what has Pocahontas been up to?

Could've faked the documents.

Christie

tfw played airwolf on dos computer in the 80s.

Also. Is awoo the only approved wuf allowed? wolf related.

Is he always right?

Where's the trump news pasta

Trump is disgustingly fat as well.
Anyone over 250pounds should be put into fat camps.

Yes I realize that most of Sup Forums

I doubt it
Only spicer said something
Trump should know how unpopular that would be

yes he will. he is in the pockets of the PharmaJew now.

>check that last tweet
>it's real
>this person is currently the president of the United States

Stop having the same name.

All you fuckers have Jesus as your middle name like a bunch of more confusing Mohammeds.

>tfw I'm not named John Joseph Smith because my family line is compressed to a single rooted bean stalk due to inbreeding

If I see one more fucking Juan/Jose Jesus Lopez I am going to go fucking insane.

There are no reputable news outlets. All you can do is consume a wide variety and sort out the bullshit.

>Also, what has Pocahontas been up to?
who gives a shit

>go be a spic somewhere else

Truly our fears have become a reality

>filename

Beautiful

Did we summon Kek to protect Trump against the witches spells?

link?

Probably would have abstained from voting, especially if it came down to Jeb! versus Hillary. Christ what an awful future we managed to avoid.

Oh god I remember that!

don't lie on the internet

>Maher: ‘Trump’s Stormtroopers’ Are Pulling 16-Year-Olds Out of Classrooms To Deport Them

On Friday’s broadcast of HBO’s “Real Time,” host Bill Maher stated, “Trump’s stormtroopers are pulling 16-year-old Mexican kids out of classrooms to send them back to Mexico.”

Maher reacted to Caitlyn Jenner’s criticism of Trump’s policies on transgenderism in schools by stating, “I love the self-centeredness of this, where she draws the line. You know, Bruce Jenner was an idiot, adding tits didn’t make him a genius. Really, Trump’s stormtroopers are pulling 16-year-old Mexican kids out of classrooms to send them back to Mexico. That’s okay, but mess with my right to pee? Shame on you, sir.”

breitbart.com/video/2017/02/24/maher-trumps-stormtroopers-are-pulling-16-year-olds-out-of-classrooms-to-deport-them/

>Best part of breitbart, the comments:
Where do I sign up to be one of President Trump's stormtroopers?
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I'll drive the bus!
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Can I run alongside, waving flags & blowing trumpets etc, clearing traffic, that sort of thing ?
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And a sign reading Free Tacos, inquire within.
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-Headline:
-Maher: ‘Trump’s Stormtroopers’ Are Pulling 16-Year-Olds Out of Classrooms To Deport Them

WOO HOO!
Wait WHAT? This is Fake News?
Dammit...got my hopes up.

Holy kek are they really doing this?
>california denies all vaccines
>dies in plague

>you will never have people so ass blasted with you to the point of obsession where they create a full scale, painstakingly detailed wax replica of your likeness

Thats fake you idiot

Its some faggot from the UK

irishmirror.ie/news/naked-donald-trump-gets-spray-9217438?service=responsive

it's such a non issue and legalizing weed hurts the cartels too

To what use?
Witchcraft only works against atheists.

nah, you need christian-jew magic for that

Nope.

lmao is CNN just posting articles they think Trump wants to see so he'll let them back in?

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anyone else miss the hillary memes

Randlet in the primary and Cruz in the general then I'd start bombing substations in the nearby city when he inevitably lost.

Never forget how hard we're winning.

reminder that /odg/ will come back when the snow begins to melt, that dam ain't out of the woods yet
Literally what the fuck

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You really think someone would do that?

Please don't post my beautiful wife senjougahara!

what did kek mean by this?

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>tfw ywn be a Trump SS soldier

Webb until he dropped out and then probably just given up and bought ammo and radiation sickness pills

Cruz and then wait for

thanks lad

Bruh, just build a space bucket. You'll save so much money and have fresh weed on hand all the time.

Randlet in the primary, likely too disgusted to vote in the general. Thank you Trump for finally getting rid of Tom Price in my district. That alone was worth the vote.

>detainted 3 days
did he have all that shit on him at all times?

>that Weiner tweet
He fucking knew

your waifu is SHIT

>inb4 "People who get vaccines are in first world countries, so the rate of the diagnosing of autism is higher :^)"

FAKE NEWS

kek will devour them whole, using silly tarot cards is not going to be much of a match for an ancient god of chaos. These witches simply do not understand the dark, murky, unfathomable depths into which they are wading.

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>>tfw ywn be a Trump SS soldier
if Trump creates a space marines corp i will join
please kek make it happen

We summoned Kek to watch the middle aged fat witches fail miserably at their spells an hour late over livestream.

>tfw I lost 3 iq points watching those retards larp and fail at chanting basic shit

Agoo!

>>FAKE NEWS CNN headline: "FBI Refused White House Request to Knock Down Recent Trump-Russia Stories."
*Very Fake News CNN headline...

I am not seeing this article

you left out lapierre's nice little speech at cpac that's worth listening to

it wasnt hard to figure out from the first time he got caught sending nudes that he was a walking security nightmare

Awoovement!

Truly the best timeline. Honestly I think Trump having the past that he has combined with the fact that he just doesn't give a shit really helped him win. Any normal person and definitely any politician would have been destroyed by the MSM shilling early on.

I like them a lot more now.