Well uh... has it been cast yet? Have we been BTFO?
Well uh... has it been cast yet? Have we been BTFO?
Brody Peterson
Caleb Rodriguez
I think they're autistic.
Christian Roberts
/x/ tier bs i disavow
Bentley Cooper
>Thinking Bitchcraft can override Meme Magic
No
Lucas Ross
If they're so magical, why can't they get laid?
Alexander Myers
Why don't they cast a spell against terrorists instead?
Angel Lopez
the ritual will include an almost unprecedented amount of autistic screeching.
Andrew Phillips
Quite sure they tried already.
Kek grant me the power to summon Exodia!
Joseph Rodriguez
wtf i love Bewitched now
Brody Perry
Thiccc
Dominic Cox
I'm summoning meme magic forces from every digital source possible. Praise KEK, Let the meme magic flow through them and destroy all liberal negativity immediately. May meme magic bring us more wins than anyone ever thought possible. AMEN
Isaiah Rogers
>wishful thinking and pixie farts will save us now!
Zachary Wilson
fucking amateurs
Brayden Torres
>404
>avowment not found
Michael Davis
>normies don't know about the literal Chaos God we've awakened
Isaiah Jackson
Dominic Cook
So every "witch" out there worked their "magic" in unison, and absolutely nothing happened...
wew
Parker Howard
And
Miss-used bindings fold back on the users 10 fold.
Landon Powell
Sup Forums is, collectively, perhaps the most powerful magic user alive in this universe for now (except for perhaps Richard Simmons, but that's a story for another time).
We have our own patron god. Everyone who has ever attempted to mock us has faced his retribution in some form or another.
A bunch of overweight, unemployed lesbians moaning on Tumblr is hardly worthy of our notice.
Xavier Price
Nobody has seen Richard Simmons for a few years, but he's not reported dead, and his fortune hasn't changed hands...
Coincidence?
John Howard
a bunch of 'witches' following the religion created by conmen that centers all around 'feels'... top lol
Jace Anderson
3 fold*
Cameron Harris
Kek protects Trump
Michael Clark
Kek is a Christian though
Jordan Sullivan
Religion and spirituality is a much bigger part of society than your Marxist high school teacher made you think.
Adam Hughes
Styx told me they can't do shit, and I believe him on that.
Xavier Gutierrez
Guys this is fucking weird, why the fuck is the media even giving them attention.
The implications are worrying, are you seriously telling me that a bunch of wiccan LARPers screeching into the desert night, which won't do shit since we live in the real world, is newsworthy and somehow comforting for liberals?
Robert Cruz
This is some weaponized cringe.
Im actually embarrassed on their behalf.
Julian Morales
Dont worry deplorables, us Warlocks have been casting spells that turn their spells against Democrats all day. We should be good
Thomas Garcia
everyone knows wizards>witches
Gabriel Flores
It's like these idiots want to know how it was to live in salem in 1692.
Noah Anderson
>They think they can into magics
Jayden Wright
>thinking a chaos god will work in only one direction
We've got the election. It makes sense that a chaos god would do the chaosy thing and go the other way.
Samuel Perry
PRAISE!
Ayden Jones
witch burnings when?
Andrew Rogers
I'm disappointed by the lack of digits ITT. Fight magic with magic faggots.
Chase Myers
they take harry potter way to seriously
Cooper Rogers
Should've returned the gold
Dylan Young
We had a few of those already. Many digits were had, witches will get stitches
Xavier Ward
Get a real job.
Justin Adams
Women can't do anything right
Carson Ortiz
Muggles, eh?