A report a couple of weeks ago revealed his wife's pig carcass tested positive for:
>Xanax >Fentanyl (A serious drug for terminally ill cancer patients) >Various kinds of opiates.
But new details have emerged about what Police found laying around inside the house on the night Oswalt's fat ugly wife ate shit & died.
>Cocaine >Oxycodone >Hydrocodone >Levamisole (a dewormer for livestock) >Dextroamphetamine (dangerous stimulant that can lead to psychosis and heart failure.) >TFMPP, or "Legal X" (recreational drug often sold as an alternative to MDMA, or ecstasy) >A prescription bottle missing a label filled with Xanax >Bupropion (an antidepressant)
This piece of shit has a 7 year old daughter and his house is filled with loads of hard drugs, yet he spends all day tweeting @ Trump like a butthurt ex-girlfriend. We should call Social Services on this degenerate manlet.
He's not going to live to see Trump's re-election.
Austin Reyes
literally who
Brayden Jenkins
Their link to the autopsy report goes to an article about Michael Jackson's death. Seems legit.
James Young
Just checked it. You're full of shit.
Colton Cruz
Fentanyl isn't just used for cancer patients, we use it in tandem with midazolam to sedate people too. However, she shouldn't of had access to it unless she was prescribed patches for chronic pain. I would assume they acquired it illegally. The levamisole is odd, considering the only reason an addict would use it is to cut coke. We really need to stop prescribing alprazolam, people become addicted and dependent far too easily.
Asher Edwards
So you're telling me a stand-up comic does drugs? Wow stop the fucking presses
Blake Turner
Didnt james wood just recently fill pttons shoe with all these drugs?
Jacob Sullivan
Bump
He will croak this year
Leo Adams
why is the fentanyl meme being forced so hard all of a sudden? I'd never heard of this drug before like 7 months ago, but now it's apparently an epidemic just below crack-in-the-90's level
Jordan Harris
Ive known opiate addicts who abuse fentanyl whenever they can get it for years. It's not a new thing. Leaf harder.
Adrian Long
A lefty has no hobbies or pursuits other than doing drugs and posting their delusions on the surface web? WOW! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOO surprised. This is such a new and unique thing.
Owen Wood
Just because you're a kid learning new words everyday doesn't mean they haven't been established before. Fentanyl has been around for ages and the rise of its illicit use as well.
Christopher Jones
it's a new dem talking point because it's a drug that doesn't come across the border
not even kidding
>BUT FENTALYL IS THE ONE KILLING MUH CHILDREN AND WE DONT NEED A WALL TO STOP THAT WE JUST NEED MORE REGULATIONS
Grayson Butler
>that ID
Landon Sullivan
Well no shit she was on drugs how fucking desperate do you have to be to sleep with that pitiful manlet.
Brandon Foster
>fentanyl
dude his wife probably overdosed and he was too fucked up on drugs to do anything
Luke Reyes
>cause his wife died nothing more cuckish than a pity fuck
Easton Green
this x100
David Powell
FUGGG
Evan Reed
Unless they found traces of it when they tested the coke seeing as it can be cut with it.
Or Patton Oswalt is a coke dealer.
Joseph Gomez
So how will this vile degenerate failure blame this on Trump?
Brandon Lewis
It's overprescribed and an easy way/cheapish way for scumfucks to make their heroin stronger. I work at least a couple fentanyl/heroin overdoses a week, it's not a forced meme.
Kevin Nelson
No shit. Most comedians are miserable, broken, people.
Brayden Butler
I come from the oxy/fentanyl overdose capital of Canada. I have watched bitterly for so long as those I grew up with die of overdoses, while wondering how such a tightly controlled, seldom prescribed narcotic can be out on the streets en masse.
Their faces haunt me forever and in many ways I feel responsible every time it happens because of my inaction.
Jonathan Russell
Patty Oswalt will come out as a strong transwomyn this year. Check em
Carson Adams
I just wish he wasn't involved with MST3K
Julian Brooks
>pig carcass
Ooohh the edge
Samuel Butler
It's being used to replace other drugs to get higher. If people die from a drug, sales go through the roof because they think it's strong
Wyatt White
> I have watched bitterly for so long as those I grew up with die of overdoses >Their faces haunt me forever Relax. Canadians aren't people.
Cameron Morris
There's always a leaf out there ready to ruin your nice Saturday afternoon.
Justin Robinson
I might do hard drugs and try to kill myself if I lived in Canada as well. But I realize I can just move to the US.
Evan Davis
Hey, I take Bupropion. It also serves as an ADD medication if i remember correctly. it pulls double duty as a hard drug
Lucas Rodriguez
Levamisole is used to cut cocaine. So Patton and/or dead wife were selling cocaine and mixing it with the deworming medicine. Sad!
Ian White
Fentanyl is what killed Prince
James White
did he kill his wife?
Logan King
> politics
Thomas Campbell
>E5QK5lew slant eyed sleuth, esquire >6qJUpedK sex cue jew >ytGamM6q youtube game sex cue >CGUJS5+C JUS >GtEYY5r2 GAY >mIAIwGdz
Easton Foster
Faggot kike was never funny.
Go for it OP. You're not going to find anyone who isn't a confirmed degenerate defending this guy.
Liam Stewart
I dislike celebrities being political. I do like this guy in tv shows though. Its sad that his wife OD. Its obvious they had drug problems. If hes in denial over that he will pay the price in due time. No need to pile onto grief he knows what hes done. It will consume him if he doesnt seek out Jesus Christ.
TL/DR: been there myself. half responsible for a loved ones death. too high to respond at the time. years of grief and total misery. Jesus healed me from addiction and forgave me for what I did.
Adam Bennett
I wanna hate this guy but his comedy is really good
William Morgan
build a wall around the fentanyl factory
Brody Myers
What was probably more disheartening to the police was to find that Patton was free basing uncut Cheetos on foilies in front of his daughter and using dirty needles to inject straight bacon grease into his veins.
Andrew Clark
I don't hate Patton, I feel bad about his wife, and it's even sadder if he had something to do with it.
There are worse leftists out there
Jackson Miller
I say this as a warning if this toxic fucking parasite drug ever starts to spread in your community that you need to stop it immediately or forever live in regret
Jaxson Morris
t. Degenerate
Maybe the wrong person died.
Julian White
TL;DR Jesus isn't real and Kike Oswalt needs to be held responsible for assisting his wife's overdose. >junky >liberal >cancer IRL
Fun fact: he's personal friends with the real life A Wyatt Mann
Robert Price
who dis and why he use animal drugs even?
I got a good overview, really good, of the drug marked here, what comes over these borders and who carries it I know.... But haven't heard of half of this shit
Dylan Torres
When i used opiates I had fentanyl a few times. I dont see how people cab afford it. Its expensive af. Like $60 for 75 mcg patch. people overdose because they use it incorrectly. Im torn on wether to say how to actually use it. i dont want folks trying it because of me and i dont want folks dying because I didnt tell em how to be safer. I said i was half responsibel for a loved ones death but not from fentanyl. xanax and percocets are killers too people really need to get that shit out of their systems and leave it all alone.
Luis Parker
This one what they've been putting in the heroin that's causing all the ODs lately. It's on the news almost daily here in Ohio and the cops /EMS can't get enough of the OD recovery injector pens to keep up.
Dominic Perry
CowBurger lit CowBurger
Jackson Reed
atheist degenerates need to take drugs to numb themselves from the sadness of their pathetic worldview. sick!
Lucas Smith
Maybe just an hero instead
Christian Hall
To cut cocaine with and to resell for more money.
Lincoln Cooper
Lol ya boi gudd
Sebastian Peterson
> 친일파
Yo Dickhead! He kills himself over this and where do you think reporters will come for a screenshot about online trolls?
> Pig carcass.
Just report the fucking info to the board without throwing us all under the bus, traitor.
John Torres
It's a legitimate drug that has been around forever. As heroin demand keeps increasing, fentnayl does along with it.
Jackson Jones
called it
Bentley Flores
why cant these retards drink whiskey or bourbon like a regular depressed person fed up with life?
HURR MUH PILLZ DERR
let em die to ODs ill never touc htaht sh1t ever.
Austin Clark
What the fuck are you on about. Sup Forums is the main hq of the Internet Nazi hate machine. We are the number two Wall Street journal fan site!
Jeremiah Gray
sad delusional faggot. fuck yourself with a cross, you christcuck.
Nicholas Rodriguez
Your wife sucks niggerdicks in Hell and Jesus hates your guts.
Grayson Rodriguez
it got a shot of it like10 years ago when i literally broke my back at work
the nurse that administered it said "okay you may feel some dizziness... that's what we call the 12-pack effect"
fixed the pain but fucked me up so bad i don't even remember anything until the next day
Xavier Sullivan
a kilo of heroin is $60k, a kilo of fentanyl from China is $3500. Dealers buy fentanyl and cut it like retards, pass it off as heroin and kill people.
Cameron Bell
strong rebuttal of the facts
Sebastian Moore
is it really a revelation that an unfunny fat liberal hollyweird jew is a degenerate?
Jose Perry
and jacko
Liam Hernandez
What's any of that have to do with him? Oswalt isn't even a bad guy and ppl are hating him for losing his wife. Such edgy douchebags.
Caleb Diaz
>implying Sup Forums was ever liked >implying Sup Forums wants to be liked
Tell me sir, exactly how nu are you? You must be 18+ to lel at degenerate suicide
Hunter Roberts
boohoohoo
Angel Fisher
...
Ayden Cooper
Live by the edgy joke, die by the edgy joke.
Ian Brooks
yeah yeah he killed his wife we know it.
Samuel Myers
Someone needs to send this article to Burbank child protective services. His daughter is living in a drug den.
Christopher Walker
Instead of calling 911 immediately, he moved her to the floor and tried to perform CPR.
Patton Oswald confirmed murdered and necrophiliac.
Ethan Powell
>you guys are like edgegodlords. Being mean isn't funny
WEW LAD. Plebbit servers must be down
John Evans
>Fentanyl Why would anybody ever do this drug? The only way they would've heard about it is by hearing how quickly it can kill you via documentaries, news, other degenerate junkies, etc. wake up. We need to cut any aid to junkies and shun them from society
Ryan Cooper
Yup, he did "CPR" to try and stop her heart quicker.
Andrew Allen
If digits he loses his kids and dies shortly after
Logan Rodriguez
Especially since almost all of his jokes are meanspirited.
Jonathan Cruz
Its used to cut heroine and sold as pills.
Camden Mitchell
anon5 said that patton killed his wife in one of his knowledge bomb threads a couple months ago.
i'm starting to believe more and more of what that wacko posts.
Chase Rogers
>joke The guy has drugs and children in the same house. We aren't joking. He should be killed
Isaiah Cruz
>Oswalt isn't even a bad guy You know him personally user?
Fatass should've kept his mouth shut...
This won't end well for him.
His daughter will grow up an orphaned millionaire and probably redpill herself in absolution of her parents' degeneracy.
Aiden Allen
>anon5 shilling himself Fuck off plebbit tier LARPfag
The Heroin problem where I live has gotten so bad that dealers don't even use fent anymore. They use carfentanil, which is literally elephant tranquilizer. And you only need is like 1 microgram for it to kill you.
Hudson Howard
This bitch was taking fentanyl, xanax, and cocaine laced with worm-killer.
This is a woman that takes care of a 7-yo while Ratboy Oswald tours the country doing hack unfunny standup.
Why are Hollywoods so degenerate?
Jace Kelly
I remember his old acts and back then he was talking about being on antidepressants.
That had an effect on his perspective of all the drug use.
Michael Peterson
he is a very bad person
Daniel Ortiz
Is this the same fat fuck that kept tweeting Trump was gonna corrupt his daughter?
Isaiah Edwards
confirmed
Blake Gutierrez
> Implying the board isn't infected with shills > Implying the board isn't monitored by FBI > Implying the board can't get shut down > Implying and then where the fuck do we go? > Faggot is being a faggot
Wake up, throatfuck. Were you here during the Elliot Rodger shitstorm? Every fucking post was a journalist gaming us for quotes and screengrabs.
> Yaaaaay we're the engine of hate. > Oh shit, Hiro you selling our information
This is where the news comes to make up more news. See it here. Read it there. This board has become the last remaining beacon of free press > why in the name of fuck would you hand the (((MSM))) a gimme like this?
They were junkies. You don't need to add anything to be the omega level edgelord you clearly are, Kim Jong Cumstain