/ptg/ President Trump General - Useful Idiots Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #5 2/25/17
youtu.be/42HH45leldI
>Pres trump meets Machu Picchu 2/24/17
youtu.be/uyQVZqzUYXU
>Pres Trump signs EO (antiregs) 2/24/17
youtu.be/afRnDUaydIM
>Pres Trump @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/dXWBcDz3Y68
>Farage @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
>Sheriff Clarke & Betsy Devos @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/Zvds39FDjQM
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Reminder Tom Perez was Labor Secretary when Obama created 16 million jobs.

Get triggered now you little bitches.

makes you think

> spaniard thinking he has bantz

Just so you know I have an entire folder of Portuguese military victories over Spain, here is the summary.

Thomas Perez

i thought that was a faggy newspaper till i saw the apple

part time, no health insurance coverage

This person writes for The Atlantic.

Name a country in Europe that should become a state so Trump can be their president.

DEFEND THIS

>le 2% growth face

Doesn't look fake

Shareblue values our thoughts so much that they spend their time and money here.

Y'ALL

Youre supposed to be a leaf?

Look at OP
When you think you are arguing with a shill, you're actually most likely arguing with pic related

The Dems are in such a free fall now

By the State of the Union address, she'll be completely insane. Trump just needs to keep on winning!

youtu.be/s3wS2SUdV6E

Let us never forget

I really don't see an issue here. If the previous government had done something useful, it only makes sense to expand on previous successes while remediating failures.

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/r/ing the "Sup Forums pranks then vs now" pic pls

Portubro, I'm sorry for my country helping in the end of your colonies.

Wilford Brimley voted for Trump

Trump just re-united democrats with perez with a single tweet.
Why the fuck did he do that, seriously.
Stupid move.

>Libtards
>Knowing how to read

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This is no fucking prank.
Kill yourself.

Shills this desperate to spin after Keith Ellison got BTFO

>Putting stickers on your MacBook Pro.

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>attack First Lady for saying Lord's Prayer
>encourage followers to practice malicious witchcraft against opponent
>"bless" your election with an Imam and aggrandize racist hate group

Dems are about to get literally smited

MUH

RUSSIA

Appreciate ya m8

I am starting to fear my own strength.

That's all you have?
Watch this
You have been our little bitch and always will.

>The dems love their neocon overlords

So?

>owning a mac

Holy hell.

#DEMEXIT on twitter is 24k gold, truly what a time to be alive.

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Do you all still remember Riley?

>CNN
what the fuck are you doing

Is Perez becoming DNC chair good or bad for us?

>unironically owning a macbook pro

>attack First Lady

She is a gold digging whore. An actual gold digging whore. It is not even defamatory to say that, she literally sucked cock and took pensioner cock in the arse for cash.

Yfw Trump labelled China a currency manipulator on day 1 and defeated Iss in his first 30 days

I didn't see the new bread had been baked, sorry

What am I in for?

>the left bought the Russia meme so hard they are now voting with paper ballots and ID to avoid Russian hacking

if that's your only problem with that pic, I feel bad for you

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An they are going to accept it an crawl back anyways because Trump can't stop fucking tweeting.

All our laughing and shit posting was for nothing now.
It doesn't matter now, Trump just mocked them for electing that idiot.
No doubt they will stand with him now just to spite Trump.
Any effects it may have had were just nullified by a tweet.

F

Wait you guys seriously had that?
I thought your country was just the butt of Britains jokes since the Armada

Jerry Brown is a Number One candidate for when public hangings are reintroduced.

lol I was gone for an hour and he posts this

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/835610917568200705

I fucking love this guy

the international space station will be scrapped and we will get a better one, without a buncha minorities using it, fuck the Iss

Holy shit, will Spain ever recover?

Kek seems Brock's employees are so hard at work trying to damage control on Rebbit that they just abandoned shilling on here

I was hoping he wasn't forgotten.

We won for him. He knew Trump would win.

>Europe Accepts Refugees.gif

Not really.

Anything interesting planned for the nearest hours? Winning withdrawl starting to kick in

What was in the Sup Forums thread that 404'd??

AWOO

>1 post by this ID

No, not even close. The Americas is fairly accurate but USA and Caribbean isn't. Africa and middle east, not at all. Or southern France, India, SEA

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>State of the Union
Is that the next Trump rally?

>Wait you guys seriously had that?

No, that map is WE WUZ- tier bullshit

Impressive but you could have done better.
I take it back.

Spastic faggot.

It was a trump general , kek

Skylab 2: Vaccuum Boogaloo

/ptg/ spam

In fact we fucked the brits just after that defending retarded Poortugal, but they don't like to talk much about that.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada

What did Huffington post mean by this?

>huffingtonpost.com/entry/Sup Forums-the-skeleton-key-to-the-rise-of-trump_us_58ab6156e4b0a855d1d8dfe4

>Look at OP
kek

But I enjoy some historical chronicles so here goes another one. Pic related, another humiliating defeat for Spain and France, that dared to set foot in the glorious portuguese clay.

Here is the thing: Portugal doesn't usually put much of a resistance to invasions. Spain and France then had 31 thousand troops against some 6000 portuguese plus 800 crossbowmen on loan from our greatest ally (England) plus 100 of their longbowmen.

The former was the equivalent of the modern automatic rifle, a very big advantage against forces without means to defend against it (French knights, for instance).

Again, 33000 spanish and french vs. under 8000 portuguese and a handful of english.

Result: decisive portuguese victory. About 1000 casualties in the portuguese side.

On the spanish side, over 5000 casualties in the battle. In the retreat the spanish lost another 5000, being killed by the local peasants, bakers and general population while trying to find cover and their way out of the country.

This kind of battles repeated many many times in the past 600 years, always with Portugal allied with England BTFO of Spain allied with France.

YOU'RE THE SAME FUCKING COUNTRY

SHUT THE FUCK UP

You never had half of that map, and you just included every possible dominion you had over centuries into a map that acts like you possessed it all simultaneously

Reminder that this is damage control to distract us from the train wreck that is the current democratic party

A misplaced /ptg/, that's all.

It's kind of like that, but knowing Trump, he may very well put everyone on notice.

>man there is a huge "progressive" backlash against the DNC electing Perez
>oh wait that one Trump tweet completely makes all the difference! I'm all for the DNC now!
You're fucking retarded

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no one is going to click that shit, you should archive

but why then is there so much demand for waiters if no one can pay to eat out?

It's gonna be brutal probably.

Also pls elect Jimmie.

only bit i saw

I fucking love Trump so much

The decision of Trump to not attend the correspondents dinner is another sign he is not a suitable president.

This is classic dictator behaviour. He can't handle any form of critique. He can't let anything slight.

Ignore the portugese faggot. He is a known Trump shill. Everything Trump does is perfect in his dark brown eyes. He is completely brainwashed. Even if Trump would murder his family he would be okay with it. He turned into some kind of charles manson tier cult follower.

Awoo~

>that OP pic

Don't know. I'm not giving huffpo any views. Screencap that shit.

The Fire Rises

>articles being written about the president of the United States unironicly using Sup Forums shitposting tactics to rule the worlds largest empire. Wew lad

Not really a smart decision, a united democrat party is bad for all of us and this tweet will only galvanize them.

I didn't want you to click on it.. Just read the link
>Sup Forums The Skeleton Key To The Rise Of Trump.

Wat did they mean??

Tracy won't be happy until the Democrats go full 1917.

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After your armada was annihilated, this was basically saving face

I want the State of the Union to look like this except with Congress