also I've seen plenty of red squirrels but never ever a gray one.
Elijah Gonzalez
I've unironically seen quite a few squirrels actually, but never a single grey one. Just the native red guys, which are cool.
Jayden Allen
Whats your favorite animal native to Britain? I'm really fond of ferrets myself.
Nathan Howard
Did anyone else see Are Joe's new video?
Michael Ramirez
Chibitalia a cute
Jason Taylor
Any good British sitcoms to watch lads? Bearing in mind if seen quite a few of them.
Oliver King
I've
Jonathan Allen
He's very corageous, however, he won't speak out against multiculturalism in general which is a problem.
Josiah Robinson
A man is outside your house. He's dying of pneumonia. He needs help. What do you do? Hint:this is a good metaphor for the current migrant situation
Alexander Allen
>also I've seen plenty of red squirrels but never ever a gray one. Really, there are tonnes of grey squirrels running about in my garden. Shot a few before but feel bad. Hardly ever see a red one
Anthony Brooks
Pine martens are pretty cute desu
Clever as fuck too
Lucas Russell
That's pretty sad, to be honest, famalam.
Eli Price
Tell me about the different regions of Scotland.
Nolan Diaz
I want to eat food but I need to lose weight, how do I stop my self?
Elijah Clark
It's all shite.
Aaron Reyes
Spot the island that looks like a fish
It's really beautiful there
If you don't talk to anyone that is
Jackson Thompson
Well first there's the part North of England, which is full of subhumans.
Mason Miller
Merlin was a Gray Squirrel The wart was a Red Squirrel
Was Merlin a Paedo?
Wyatt Hughes
Chibitalia is certainly a cute!
I'm from the Isle of Wight so it's understandable. The longest I've been away from here is about 4 days, to go to Bristol.
Levi Adams
Wildcat Also, bring back bears and wolves desu
Andrew Brown
Drink water and eat lettuce
Easton Roberts
Looks serious as fuck
He's definitely got his shit together
Logan Smith
Eat eggs
Jacob Harris
Is there anyway I can eat unlimited roast potatoes and not gain weight?
If I have roast potatoes and a shit load of senokot will I atleast not gain as much weight as I would have otherwise?
Daniel Perez
Do you like HQ?
Chase Sullivan
Borders - empty Highlands - even more empty Central Belt - where everyone lives, parts are comfy and parts aren't. Glasgow is Scotland's bumhole
Dominic Hill
Are you the user that went to Southampton the other week?
>The longest I've been away from here is about 4 days, to go to Bristol. Sounds a beautiful existence
Jaxon White
Set him on fire and consume the warmth from his flames to stave off the hypothermia from a harsh winters evening. Feed any remains to the dogs.
Hint: this is an ideal metaphor for valuing myself and mines above all others.
Jayden Watson
You would probably die from vitamin deficiency after a few months
Give it a go
Austin Jones
Senokot+multivitamin?
Isaiah Price
Don't think farmers would be too fond of that idea t b h .
Sebastian Wood
Depends what you're after I guess. I'll assume you've seen all the big stuff, Office, Extras, IT Crowd etc. Maybe try some more forgotten/underrated stuff like House of Fools, Black Books, Phoneshop (amazing, despite the multicult backdrop), Nathan Barley... bit too knackered to think of anything else. I'm going to do some work on the beaver reintroduction programme in Mid Wales next week, should be dull desu
Luis Hall
You would probably last a week before completely losing your mind
Gavin Murphy
Sorry meant for :
Camden Davis
I don't think most humans are keen on it, its a nice idea though
Wew lads, ARE Nige coming out and saying he's for OUR people. Reading Are Banksy and Are Nige are taking control of UKIP or creating a new party.
Tfw Finding new hope I didn't know I had.
Matthew Robinson
1: bang a pint of Berocca 2: hoof down roasters like a savage. 3: dulcolax + senokot combo 4: smash roasters into your facehole whilst on the lavvy 5. wash down with berocca
John James
Was thinking more about the wolves. They used to be a plague on the island several hundred years ago.
Lincoln Rivera
I've heard of it, but I haven't watched it. I don't have much time to watch anime because I'm a student still.
Yes, and I'm never ever going there again if it's possible. A frightening experience.
And it is a very beautiful existence. If I could pick everybody here up and take them to this island I would, because it's lovely here.
Camden Diaz
>I've heard of it, but I haven't watched it. Many cute boys
Wyatt Evans
Daily reminder that Neal Stephenson is the GOAT sci-fi author
Nicholas Reed
Youre not talking about anthrax Eilean Ghruinneard off the coast of Scotland are you?
Anthony Sullivan
The metal scene is getting so fucking cucked lads, I swear.
Would be nice to have somewhere Jewish tricks don't reach in life.
Caleb Richardson
Are you a qualified doctor?
Gabriel Jones
Reamde was a little meh if im honest and Diamond age was shit tier.
Snow Crash however is perhaps the greatest novel ever written and winds up a total pageturner till the last.
Tyler Hall
Bedposting on my phone, pretty comfy desu. Can never get to sleep until 4 am anyway.
Dylan Walker
>Yes, and I'm never ever going there again if it's possible. A frightening experience. I genuinely felt bad for you when you were posting. Have you ever been to London? I live just outside of it. Don't ever come here it will break your heart.
>If I could pick everybody here up and take them to this island I would, because it's lovely here. One day I hope to visit there, the Scilly isles and Guernsey. Its sounds like you have a great quality of life there senpai
Alexander Taylor
Lets go with yes shall we?
Do it, you know it makes sense. keep a detailed logbook and a photojournal for scientific reasons.
Julian Morgan
The only way I can get to sleep is by taking a hit of acid 12 hours prior, I know it sounds odd but I've been doing it for 3 months now.
I don't know how it has changed my brain but I know it had, I constantly see coloured flashes around my eyes and people always comment on my pupils when I'm not wearing sunglasses, but most of the other effects that come with acid aren't there anymore.
I have been depressed or had an erection since a week after I started.
Brody Reed
she's a qt
Parker Ross
Just kidding I've never done this, don't do this.
Isaac Campbell
I bet she is degenerate af.
Eli Scott
Seen all three of those, I like the first two, not so much PhoneShop, it felt like it was trying too hard
Austin Gomez
Wake up at 9am tomorrow and you will fall asleep but 11pm guaranteed
is the joke that I can't understand 90% of what he's saying?
Asher Fisher
Monkey dust. League of gentlemen. Still game Steptoe and Son
Blake Richardson
>trip without a name What did he mean by this?
Samuel Fisher
If this doesn't work I'm filtering you.
Zachary Campbell
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Xavier Powell
Hi lads.
Bentley Scott
Does this sound familiar to anyone?
>decide to sort life out >set alarm for desired wake up time so that you can get a proper sleep schedule >wake up at that time >realise you have nothing to wake up for >get depressed >go back to bed in the hope that the warm embrace of sleep will take away your problems for a few hours >wake up >post on brit/pol/ all day >repeat
Easton Brooks
Greys are fucking shit
Nicholas Collins
>tfw from the isle of wight >tfw only see based red squirrels
Fuck the greys 2bh lads
Nicholas Allen
Yeah. Pretty much... Going to sort my life out tomorrow morning though so dont worry.
Connor Thompson
Not when she takes her makeup off wooooooo whee Ah fair enough, I really enjoyed it. Try Limmy's Show if you haven't already, I somehow only proper got into it a couple of weeks ago. Falconhoof stuff is especially great youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0
Connor Cruz
Me too senpai, me too.
Austin Stewart
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Kayden Torres
This guy is the epitome of unfunniness.
Jeremiah Campbell
Fucking hell yes
Jack Allen
...
Julian Harris
what do you find funny like
Lincoln Lewis
I've been to London, to Parliament, but I fell asleep on the way there and didn't wake up until we got to central London where it was nice. I fell asleep on the way back too and didn't wake up until the motorways. I liked Central London, it was pretty.
And we do have nice lives here, although it is changing. Not as much as everywhere else, and certainly not as fast because we are about 10 years behind everywhere else generally, but it is change nonetheless. I long for the days of my childhood, where it was virtually like living in what I'd imagine the 1940s would have been like if we had technology and no war obviously. Childhood was nice. And now I want to punch something because we all know whose fault it is that it still isn't like my childhood here. My heart breaks each day, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so each day I am just more willing to fight.
Perhaps I'll give it a watch, you can't go wrong with cute anime boys.
Me too!
Cooper Morris
The League of Gentlemen.
Everyone was obsessed with it when it was on, I'm surprised its reputation hasn't grown since. Funny as fuck and might even transcend comedy into being actual art.
Christopher Allen
I'm being serious as well! Going to wake up early as I would a weekday, dont just go back to bed... get some work done avoid the computer. Fucks knows what else I could do... maybe even exersise.
John Baker
You telling me this isn't funny? Quintessential sad ITV-watching NEET/underclass pleb viewing.