Brit/pol/ - RIP red squirrels edition

>'We're winning!' Nigel Farage, with no sense of irony, sends US crowd wild as he hails Donald Trump's victory and Brexit as 'the beginning of a great global revolution', ignoring the result of the Stoke-on-Trent Central by-election
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4257642/We-winning-Nigel-Farage-sends-crowd-wild.html

>Tories in historic by-election Copeland win as Labour holds Stoke
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39064149

>UKIP's defiant leader Paul Nuttall clings on
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4255524/Ukip-leader-Paul-Nuttall-clings-despite-Stoke-defeat.html

>Jeremy Corbyn Must 'Think Long And Hard' About 'Devastating' Copeland Defeat
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/baroness-smith-jeremy-corbyn-think-long-and-hard-about-devastating-copeland-by-election-defeat-tony-blair-nuclear-power-trident_uk_58b04555e4b060480e07094f?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

>Unison Boss Condemns Jeremy Corbyn For 'Disasterous' Labour Copeland Loss
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jeremy-corbyn-copeland-byelection-unison-union_uk_58b0342de4b0780bac285f42?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

> Nigel Farage 'frightened' to go outside as UKIP is 'demonised'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39078478

Hansard Committee Reports

>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

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the world is our vassal.

First for loneliness

nth for gilbert and sullivan
youtube.com/watch?v=pCHy0XXHknw

Adam Walker is a spy of the secret state!

did a "pretend to like Monty Python to impress my qt3.14 yank friend"

I saw a squirrel the other day. Cute creatures.

Source?

Who do you reckon is next to be revealed as a pedo?

Could I gamble on that? Or would they reject it or whatever

Was it a grey one? If so, it's your duty as a native European to have killed it on the spot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H.M.S._Pinafore

Should we kill all non red squirrels?

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Ours got GREY'd

Thoughts on Tommy Robinson?

yes

also I've seen plenty of red squirrels but never ever a gray one.

I've unironically seen quite a few squirrels actually, but never a single grey one. Just the native red guys, which are cool.

Whats your favorite animal native to Britain?
I'm really fond of ferrets myself.

Did anyone else see Are Joe's new video?

Chibitalia a cute

Any good British sitcoms to watch lads? Bearing in mind if seen quite a few of them.

I've

He's very corageous, however, he won't speak out against multiculturalism in general which is a problem.

A man is outside your house. He's dying of pneumonia. He needs help. What do you do?
Hint:this is a good metaphor for the current migrant situation

>also I've seen plenty of red squirrels but never ever a gray one.
Really, there are tonnes of grey squirrels running about in my garden. Shot a few before but feel bad. Hardly ever see a red one

Pine martens are pretty cute desu

Clever as fuck too

That's pretty sad, to be honest, famalam.

Tell me about the different regions of Scotland.

I want to eat food but I need to lose weight, how do I stop my self?

It's all shite.

Spot the island that looks like a fish

It's really beautiful there

If you don't talk to anyone that is

Well first there's the part North of England, which is full of subhumans.

Merlin was a Gray Squirrel
The wart was a Red Squirrel

Was Merlin a Paedo?

Chibitalia is certainly a cute!

I'm from the Isle of Wight so it's understandable. The longest I've been away from here is about 4 days, to go to Bristol.

Wildcat
Also, bring back bears and wolves desu

Drink water and eat lettuce

Looks serious as fuck

He's definitely got his shit together

Eat eggs

Is there anyway I can eat unlimited roast potatoes and not gain weight?

If I have roast potatoes and a shit load of senokot will I atleast not gain as much weight as I would have otherwise?

Do you like HQ?

Borders - empty
Highlands - even more empty
Central Belt - where everyone lives, parts are comfy and parts aren't. Glasgow is Scotland's bumhole

Are you the user that went to Southampton the other week?

>The longest I've been away from here is about 4 days, to go to Bristol.
Sounds a beautiful existence

Set him on fire and consume the warmth from his flames to stave off the hypothermia from a harsh winters evening.
Feed any remains to the dogs.

Hint: this is an ideal metaphor for valuing myself and mines above all others.

You would probably die from vitamin deficiency after a few months

Give it a go

Senokot+multivitamin?

Don't think farmers would be too fond of that idea t b h .

Depends what you're after I guess. I'll assume you've seen all the big stuff, Office, Extras, IT Crowd etc. Maybe try some more forgotten/underrated stuff like House of Fools, Black Books, Phoneshop (amazing, despite the multicult backdrop), Nathan Barley... bit too knackered to think of anything else.
I'm going to do some work on the beaver reintroduction programme in Mid Wales next week, should be dull desu

You would probably last a week before completely losing your mind

Sorry meant for :

I don't think most humans are keen on it, its a nice idea though

They have a few wildcat programs in Scotland

>feeling completely blackpilled after Stoke, Are Joe's new video.
>watch twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/835189516365414400

Wew lads, ARE Nige coming out and saying he's for OUR people. Reading Are Banksy and Are Nige are taking control of UKIP or creating a new party.

Tfw Finding new hope I didn't know I had.

1: bang a pint of Berocca
2: hoof down roasters like a savage.
3: dulcolax + senokot combo
4: smash roasters into your facehole whilst on the lavvy
5. wash down with berocca

Was thinking more about the wolves.
They used to be a plague on the island several hundred years ago.

I've heard of it, but I haven't watched it.
I don't have much time to watch anime because I'm a student still.

Yes, and I'm never ever going there again if it's possible. A frightening experience.

And it is a very beautiful existence. If I could pick everybody here up and take them to this island I would, because it's lovely here.

>I've heard of it, but I haven't watched it.
Many cute boys

Daily reminder that Neal Stephenson is the GOAT sci-fi author

Youre not talking about anthrax Eilean Ghruinneard off the coast of Scotland are you?

The metal scene is getting so fucking cucked lads, I swear.

Would be nice to have somewhere Jewish tricks don't reach in life.

Are you a qualified doctor?

Reamde was a little meh if im honest and Diamond age was shit tier.

Snow Crash however is perhaps the greatest novel ever written and winds up a total pageturner till the last.

Bedposting on my phone, pretty comfy desu. Can never get to sleep until 4 am anyway.

>Yes, and I'm never ever going there again if it's possible. A frightening experience.
I genuinely felt bad for you when you were posting. Have you ever been to London? I live just outside of it. Don't ever come here it will break your heart.

>If I could pick everybody here up and take them to this island I would, because it's lovely here.
One day I hope to visit there, the Scilly isles and Guernsey. Its sounds like you have a great quality of life there senpai

Lets go with yes shall we?

Do it, you know it makes sense. keep a detailed logbook and a photojournal for scientific reasons.

The only way I can get to sleep is by taking a hit of acid 12 hours prior, I know it sounds odd but I've been doing it for 3 months now.

I don't know how it has changed my brain but I know it had, I constantly see coloured flashes around my eyes and people always comment on my pupils when I'm not wearing sunglasses, but most of the other effects that come with acid aren't there anymore.

I have been depressed or had an erection since a week after I started.

she's a qt

Just kidding I've never done this, don't do this.

I bet she is degenerate af.

Seen all three of those, I like the first two, not so much PhoneShop, it felt like it was trying too hard

Wake up at 9am tomorrow and you will fall asleep but 11pm guaranteed

youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0eJIW4gPI
youtube.com/watch?v=Nr0eJIW4gPI

Hi lads.

is the joke that I can't understand 90% of what he's saying?

Monkey dust.
League of gentlemen.
Still game
Steptoe and Son

>trip without a name
What did he mean by this?

If this doesn't work I'm filtering you.

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Hi lads.

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

>decide to sort life out
>set alarm for desired wake up time so that you can get a proper sleep schedule
>wake up at that time
>realise you have nothing to wake up for
>get depressed
>go back to bed in the hope that the warm embrace of sleep will take away your problems for a few hours
>wake up
>post on brit/pol/ all day
>repeat

Greys are fucking shit

>tfw from the isle of wight
>tfw only see based red squirrels

Fuck the greys 2bh lads

Yeah. Pretty much... Going to sort my life out tomorrow morning though so dont worry.

Not when she takes her makeup off wooooooo whee
Ah fair enough, I really enjoyed it. Try Limmy's Show if you haven't already, I somehow only proper got into it a couple of weeks ago. Falconhoof stuff is especially great youtube.com/watch?v=xfKhDiUNOG0

Me too senpai, me too.

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This guy is the epitome of unfunniness.

Fucking hell yes

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what do you find funny like

I've been to London, to Parliament, but I fell asleep on the way there and didn't wake up until we got to central London where it was nice. I fell asleep on the way back too and didn't wake up until the motorways.
I liked Central London, it was pretty.

And we do have nice lives here, although it is changing.
Not as much as everywhere else, and certainly not as fast because we are about 10 years behind everywhere else generally, but it is change nonetheless.
I long for the days of my childhood, where it was virtually like living in what I'd imagine the 1940s would have been like if we had technology and no war obviously.
Childhood was nice. And now I want to punch something because we all know whose fault it is that it still isn't like my childhood here.
My heart breaks each day, but what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, so each day I am just more willing to fight.

Perhaps I'll give it a watch, you can't go wrong with cute anime boys.

Me too!

The League of Gentlemen.

Everyone was obsessed with it when it was on, I'm surprised its reputation hasn't grown since. Funny as fuck and might even transcend comedy into being actual art.

I'm being serious as well! Going to wake up early as I would a weekday, dont just go back to bed... get some work done avoid the computer. Fucks knows what else I could do... maybe even exersise.

You telling me this isn't funny? Quintessential sad ITV-watching NEET/underclass pleb viewing.

youtube.com/watch?v=-mYoEpVXFbs

Shame the 3rd series went off the rails a bit though

Limmy is shit.

It's called lacking discipline. You need to train yourself to just do stuff, even when you have zero motivation.

If you ever work out how, let us know, because you just described half of /brit/pol.

Still a qt

Who are these slags?

It's not lack of self discipline.

It's just depression.

it's shippin' forecast time

youtube.com/watch?v=onAgO62a3gA

MP that won Copeland and her daughters.