What is most likely in area 51, pol?

What is most likely in area 51, pol?

dope aircraft

maybe built with help from ayys

A Burger King

Empty hangars

A BOMB

Nothing interesting anymore.

XCOM HQ

Red herring.

A ban

Soro's new heart

Planet Devouring Weaponry

The biggest storage of the rarest or rarest Pepes, some of them provided by ayys.

everything was moved out of the place starting in the mid 90s . even s4 was shut down everything has been moved to Alaska and Utah mostly .

The rarest Pepe

[actual area 51 footage]

Ur mum m8

fake

Literally nothing. A bunch of boring shit that would mean nothing to the average man.

Area 51 is a meme.

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I've been there.
There's a lot of cool shit

your mom

Outdated equipment and a bunch of Air Force officers laughing at the fat fucks trying to look in

Decoy experimental aircraft, all the real experimental shit is in Dulce.

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Dunno.

>D.U.M.B.

guys playin poker, and a bunch of lockheed shit.

Backdoor Sluts 9

Probably nothing but the stuff was moved somewhere else and that stuff was realistically just research papers that have blue prints for specific bio weapons

It can't be anything of actual value because it would depreciate over such a long period of time and then they would need people to fix it and then there would be leaks

it's a decoy all the real stuff is in pomor konvilita

Really have no Idea.

nothing now, previously lots of secret aircraft

I definently don't know.

The secret formula for growing a fat dick

Whoever made this was pretty bad at photoshop. One of the soldiers still has a white outline on him for fucks sake.

It gets really spooky when you realize the photoshopping is a compilation from a camera.

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A triangle from the early 80's?

There used to be stealth plane projects and tests

Photoshopped. See the shadow of triangle is directly below instead of left

Your mom

this

I'm sure you would find that cartoons characters are actually creatures from the second physical dimension that we have contacted and possibly enslaved.

You have my attention. Sauce please

Nobody has ever explained this video and I need to know. I'm assuming it's some weird nip art or PETA thing until someone tells me otherwise.

Tins of cancer-causing paint used to make aircraft invisible to radar

It's probably a visual FX storage facility or something.

Its what happens when you agree to be an organ donor.

Ayys

Thats retarded. You have no idea what angle the sun was at that picture was taken. Shadows can be literally anywhere.

Air.

What kind of hell is that?

according to bob lazar its where they test experimental aircraft.

It's from some chink movie.

At this point, nothing

El oh el thanks for the nightmares

Figured. Those godless orientals.

Area 51 is for Nukes and others WMD, the whole UFO/alien shit is just to fool the public

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Mike chernovich?

I always figured there was nothing there, they just use it as a decoy.

I figure they keep the REAL aliens in a place absolutely nobody would think about.

Area 52?

Hillary's Vagina? Since nobody has been there for decades

My frisbee, those fuckers are mean.

>Be US Govt
>need open lot of land to test shit
>must be far away from things
>build base at random location in the desert
>operate out of there for a while testing out advanced shit not for the public yet
>one day shit got out of hand and our lot of land where we did cool shit was discovered but because I am govt, no can get in.

fast forward 50+ years

>faggot asks on an imageboard whats in my old base

according to bob lazar its a facility called S4

It's just a diversion to keep attention away from the real black-ops sites.

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Large buildings surrounding a dimensional weak-point where alternative humans cross over.

Also some workshops where fake ufos are built.

nope

yup

i think tonopah is one, not dulce

either way, there's nothing of any importance above ground which is probably your point.

also, they're in the cube

upvoted

a big space plane, duh

plus some other shit that would blow your balls off

Does the US military have secret underground bases around the country?

Tonopah Test Range > Area 51

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Science experiments

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Alliums

kek

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dugway in provo ut is another biggie

very much more important than a51

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you're gonna make me pound off again, i'm just trying to pass off what information i know

we already have fusion. we've had it for a while. big reason i voted for trump is because i believe he will he the guy to affect the biggest change and release fusion