"German"-American Thread

Welcome ITT:
- One confirmed grandparent from Germany (Greater or Lesser)
- 12.5% northern European genetic haplotype
- Scandi admixture happily accepted
- Anglo admixture happily accepted

Soundtrack: youtube.com/watch?v=FDf4g4rdjqg

Anyway, since most of us happen in the Midwest happen to share this tragic genetic past I thought I would make a thread about it.

Call it a "support group" if you will but I feel fucking tragic that my grandfather (100% German from Hannover) would identify himself with those fags in Europe.

you are not german you are american

> you are not german you are american

Disheartening, isn't it?

I could have almost been something good.

You are ANGLO

B . . b .ut apart from THAT, plus my Germanic (including Dutch) and Eastern European aspect my next most represented aspect is NORWEGIAN.

Can I into White?

P.S. I HATE Germans. :)

B U M P

Germanic blood is best blood

Oh look it's the "I'm Germanic nowww guis" LARP-phase so many American go through, how cute.

But why did you choose english instead of german for your national language?

What part of "support thread" don't you understand?

I hate this part of me. It's horrible.

> Germanic blood is best blood

Agreed. ; D

What if you're part Irish? You're not accepted?

Dick move

you're a joke I'm more germanic than you

Post German hate graphics please. It makes the pain go away.

> What if you're part Irish?

God, I hope not.

SAGE

The most important even of the 19th century?
Bismarck: the fact that the US doesn't speak german

boxers always have such funny, small pecs

>he fact that the US doesn't speak german
:)

And thank God for that, my literal polack friend!

> pic related, some slut whose literally swelling with gratitude that she wasn't dominated by the disgusting hun.

>who might be behind this thread

>yfw the sound of polka is culturally significant to the majoirty of americans

Oyyyyy veeyyyy

German Irish and some Russian in my blood. If you're a cross-breed op, you're a fucking American. There's nothing tragic about being American other than 60% white population. And our obesity rate.

DNA tests are for plebes.