AMA : venezuela

Hey Sup Forums ask a venezuela anything about the country.

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war when?

any gold digging spics want some gingo dick

Simón Bolivar, how well is he remembered?

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Ask for the venezuelan ;)

What did you use to wipe your last shit?

Don't say toilet paper because I know that's a lie.

How can you access the internet? Shouldn't it be monitored and censored?

how much cock are you willing to suck for a sandwich?

never because we are cucks
literally all of them
our govt reminds us of bolivar every day, their whole idealism is based on simon bolivar, hence why the movement is called "bolivariano" (from bolivar)

why is your democracy so successful?

Water like a madman.
the phone company ip isn't banned so i am using my phone to post.
dunno my man, what kind of sandwich are we talking about?

you win elections every time if there is no opposition, hence successful democracy

whats the food situation?

do you eat rats?

the opposition just sucks, thats why

When was the last time the supermarket had food in it?

Do you have many pretty girls or are they mostly fat ugly beaners like Mexican women?

Are you ok? I hope you are safe from warlords

What do you eat and how skinny are you?

one of these badboys

bad as usual, i see more and more people everyday searching the trash for food, i lost 3 kilos this month due to eating less (duh).
i haven't done it yet but i know of people who have.
i dont know, i dont remeber the last time i went to the supermarket lmao
there are a lot of qt girls.

since when /pol became /qa for edgy reject ?

What is your average day? where do you work? can you afford enough with what you make? When will the government be overthrown?

how's the inflation going? last thing i read was about the bankroll being weighted as they had no inherent value anymore

>implying he has butter or salt

Can we send you our Leftists, since they constantly prase your system?

I've been trying to figure out, what the situation is like you find yourselves in if it were to happen elsewhere in the world.

The only similar scenario I can muster is if I found the dirtiest most unwashed drunken useless abo in a puddle and made him supreme ruler of Australia.

Is this an adequate translation of what's happened to Venezuela?

Did the Dominicans destroyed your country?

mamaguevo muerto de hambre sal a matar Chavistas de una vez, perrita.

>implying he has bread

"ok" is a pretty loose term, but yeah i guess i am ok thanks
mostly potatoes, rice, tomatoes and onions
well its been a while since i ate bread so hmm i would have to think about it my man
i am a student so my average day is going to the uni and just study, i dont have a current job but a month of minimun wage translate to around 11$ so you win that for a month of hard work and no it isn't enough for food, it usually will last you 2 weeks, 3 at best, its hard to say if it will actually be overthrown because the civilians dont carry any kind of weapon and the whole military side is under the govt rule.
well as today 1$ is equal to 4.2k bolivares (local currency) and 2 weeks ago it was 1$ to 3.5k so yeah.

How bad are the chavistas now? Family ran from Peru to Venezuela in the 70s/80s, then came to the US.
Can you compare the Chavistas to the Antifa?

>sees flag
>laughs

>hot and heavy book

my sides are gone

What do you think is the endgame for the economic crisis?

Do you own a gun? If not, you should get one to spite your government. I know a lot of Venezuelans own illegal guns.

well yeah, its literally that, our current president used to be a bus driver, he literally has no education and ofc is a communist. you just learn to live in hell, i never go out at this point for fear of getting rob or actually killed.
los voy a matar a guevo sera pajuo.
well chavistas are worst than antifa desu, they actually have an armed side that will go and kill people who protest against the goverment.
to get venezuela nuked and i can be release from hell.

i dont own a gun, i would have to sell my house to get a gun, civilians dont have the right to own guns that is why we haven't overthrown the goverment yet.

my mother who is from Venezuela (Bolivar) keeps going on and on how the US is going to invade Venezuela, any truth to this?

Also how are you posting? When I went last year to visit relatives I couldnt post for shit, said something about the whole country being blocked.

Hero or superhero?

So you are saying you think the endgame involves military intervention from another country because Venezuelans are too cucked to do anything about it themselves i.e. brainwashed Chavistas are still powerful enough to keep the current system in place?

Senda mami.

I thought Venezuela had one the highest homicide rates in the world. Do your criminals really manage to kill that many people with knifes and bats?

Surely, if you know where to look, you can get a gun off the streets, but it's unfortunate you couldn't afford it either way. It would certainly provide you with protection.

¿Cuánto cuesta un gramo de oro en bolívares y en dolares en Venezuela?
¿Hay contrabando de petróleo y piedras preciosas?

no, people just say that in a way to mantain hope, its very doubtful that any country will actually invade or help venezuela in anyway, your mother just doesn't want to lose hope.

also i am posting using my phone as a router since the national internet company is blocked but no the cellphone company.

meh.

yes, brainwashed chavistas are still porweful enough to keep the current system in place, because the goverment controls the army and the police but they also have their own "antifa" group, wich is the colectivos, the colectivos defend the ideals of the goverment at any cost, so in most protest the govt sends the colectivos to disturb and dismiss the protest, the colectivos are armed groups and they have actually kill protesters many times.
mira quien lo dice gafo.

Porq no has ido a Colombia? Buena suerte parce

Gotcha, thanks for the answers and I hope you are doing alright and things get better for you.

Why are there venezuelans in my wow server?
I mean, if you can't even get food how come you enjoy internet and computers?

Why did your country's rich create a food crisis?

youtube.com/watch?v=-9jASLItfkk

How are you bosting here? :D

Estudio en la UCV y sobrevivo con 1000 bolos diarios. HELP!

>someone actually believes this
physically remove that guy pls

Why are you even a country?

it does has the highest homicide rates, criminals do have guns, hell they have military grade weapons, the goverment just doesn't care about it. prisons are strongholds for the warlord (yes warlords are actually a thing)
>pic related this is what the standar criminal is armed with.
no te sabria decir cuanto es un gramo de oro en bolivares y ni en dolares, si te puedo decir es que existe el contrabando de gasolina y de piedras preciosas en las fronteras con colombia y brazil.
no tengo dinero para mudarme a colombia mi pana.
thanks senpai.
internet is cheap and everyone mostly has old computers.
it was a master plan.
using phone bosting .ddd
yo estudio en la UNERG (kill me now). yo uso 500 bolos diaris L0L
i have no idea how we are still a country

Make Venezuela La Cuarta Again cuando ?

holy shit that guy, is it a parody channel?

holly shit the ending
behead those who proote comunism

Men, el gramo de oro esta en 75k bsf. Que convertido a dolares con tasa no oficial serian unos $25 dolares aprox, y a tasa oficial unos $100 por gramo.

how will things will develop in the near future, in your opinion

Pronto.. Ya cayo el vicepresidente como todo un perro sucio.

pues averigualo; si quieres dejar de ser pobre compra oro con dolares y vendelo a gente que lo saque del país

Es tan facil decir las cosas... Lo dices como si todo fuera una comiquita. Aca NO hay dolares para los civiles.

ahora estamos hablando el mismo idioma

no tengo dolares, los venezolanos no ganamos en dolares y es muy muy dificil conseguirlos

How much time do you or your family members have to spend waiting in lines in an average week to get food or basic goods?

Que conste que hay 2 venezolanos hablando. No soy el OP, soy otro venezolano que te respondio lo del oro

also redpill me on this guy

uh i would say like 10h a week i guess.

he got himself captured for no reason, he though the people would wake up and go full on apeshit after he went to prison and overthrown the goverment, but they didn't. now its been 3 years in jail. i mean he is a good guy and i guess he would be a good president but he is in jail sooo.


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uh no they didn't.

Another Venezuelan dropping by

Depends. If you have the money, you don't do the line. If you don't, it's about 8 unironic hours.

My mom saw a lady who supposedly was doing a line since 4am, and at 11am they announced through the intercom that they wouldn't be selling any basic products. The lady collapsed.

why do people keep voting for the chavistas after all that?

Are you enjoying your socialist paradise, user?

When was the last time you drank milk, or ate meat?

Is internet free? When is your next blackout scheduled?

After all, with Chavez we were doing a little bit well, but at least we had food and all the basic resources for living. But since he died, we have Nicolas Maduro and he wasn't elected by the people. Now were struggling with this stupid donkey as a president.

like 5 days ago
no internet isn't free, and probably for next week.

Shame.

I really hope Trump directs CIA to assassinate your excuse of a president, that tram driver.

Jason is a legitimate news source.

youtube.com/watch?v=GaBWBZJbUI8

cool
so this is a most recent issue then?
Ive heard that you can depose an president after half of his mandate
will you depose the donkeykong maduro?

Please do not come to Brazil, thanks.

anyway Sup Forums if you would like to contribute with me and help me not starve to dead you could help me out by sending me some money, reminder that the minimun wage in venezuela is 10$ a mont ( you only earn 10$ in a month of hard work) so yeah.

Yeah, but the problem is that he "bought" the electoral system. Everything here is corrupt so it's kinda hard to believe that we could just simply depose him.

I think the only solution is using the force and taking the streets.

During Chávez, inflation, poverty and unemployment were reduced, right?

What is day to day life like in Venezuela?

Si tuviera los huevos que hacen falta yo te traería dolares/euros y tu me traerías oro y en poco tiempo saldríamos de la miseria por la puerta grande.
Pero lo de que me maten en mitad de la calle no lo veo muy claro

>Los españoles siguen robando oro

top kek

venezuela is doing bad but you are just lazy as hell that doesn't like to work, that's why you are still poor, because you just care about receiving gift and free money and not being hardworker and being productive

kys

Yeah, but using Socialism, it means that Chavez gave away a lot of shit for FREE and obviously he won the attention of millions of people. Now we're struggling because the Crude Oil prices dropped a lot and the govt barely have money to handle all the free stuff.

(1) You wake up, check if today is your day to do shopping (depends on your last ID number).

(1.1) If it's your day, then you'll spend the WHOLE day doing a line to see if you could get some food.

(2) Go to work without a breakfast.

(3) Dinner at 12:00 if you have something to eat.

(4) When the day is over, you'll keep trying to make money so you could buy the dinner for the night AND tomorrow.

(5) Go home, eat (if you have something to eat) then rest until next day.

Repeat all these steps. [3 and 5 are based on luck, basically on step 1]

Let me guess, you're criollo, angry at chavismo, and wish for the USA to be your sugar daddy again, right?

fuck off. bolivarian dream carries on!

Pero dejalo ser y ya, si el quiere pedir dinero es su peo no tuyo. Aca todos trabajan duro y se rebuscan, si tienen chance de conseguir dinero se consigue, sapo.

Well, the reality is that during Chávez we were better than before Chávez, poverty was reduced and economic growth index was the highest in the continent during some years he governed

>Posting from a tax haven
You should check socialism personally :^)

Why you don't come to Chile? Been seeing lots of Venezuelans in Santiago chasing the Chilean Dream.

ojalá maduro gobierne 50 años más, nojodas, carajitos como tú y OP se lo merecen

Como se nota que eres un rico de mierda mantenido vale... No voy a gastar mi tiempo respondiendole denuevo a animales como tu... zzz.

on a scale from "I'll suck a dick for cum's nutritional value alone" to "thank you I'm full" how fucked are you rn?

Do you have food?

t. Chavista

Don't answer to the shills, see

>tus argumentos no tienen validez porque eres rico

t. escualido chaburrista resentido

todo lo que tengo me lo gano por mi propio esfuerzo, sin necesidad de depender de la economia nacional

Es un enchufado, seguro es un mantenido del gobierno que solo piensa en si mismo y en su beneficio personal sin importarle un carajo lo que ocurre a su alrededor.