This guy asks what your looking at

>this guy asks what your looking at

what do?

looks the the average German Youtuber couple

Ur bitch, faggot

Call him a dirty clammo

There is nothing wrong it. Can you explain what you mean faggot OP?

Ask him if hes calling heads or tails.

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Ask him if the monkey is attacking him and call the zoo.

I would passive aggressively stare at him. If he said something I would be silent and continue to stare, then eventually I would move on and go to the gym deadlifting 500 to take out my frustrations.

This happens on a regular basis.

lol these are always out of context, like why the fuck am i even there, was i just staring from the corner being cucked because i made horrible life choices to get involved with a sheboon? did i just walk in on them? and then i think, why the fuck-there's no way he's this chill about the situation, just like 'w-what are you looking at?' WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M LOOKING AT DUMBASS ARE YOU TRYING TO BE TERRITORIAL BECAUSE THAT'S SOME WEAK ASS SHIT RIGHT THERE, who even wants to fuck a shapely turd, not me im not trying to get an std but good luck bro +1

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"Why the fuck are you two fucking in my house? GET OUT!"

I ask him to politely stop fucking his pet monkey on my couch and to remove himself from my house before I go fucking castle doctrine mode.

put my pencils in her hair and then go play wow

can i watch plz

jejejejejejej

>unzips dick

I respond that I'm looking at live interracial sex.

I then ask where am I and how did I get there.

Clearly I do not belong here. I understand why he has questioned my prolonged gaze and quickly exit the room before ultimately removing myself from his property.

>"Get the fuck off my couch"

ask him if he even lifts, bro

Me:Sorry Chad I didn't know you were brought a friend over.
Chad:Did you just call my girlfriend a "friend" you better fucking apologize
Me:S-sorry I'll get out of your way
Chad:Leave your keys here and pack your shit
Me:O-okay
Chad:And Don't forget next months rent

I'd avert my gaze

Rare?

Ask him why he's naked on my couch, then shoot them both with my freedom hand cannon.
Call the police and tell them I shot two intruders.

Gay thread. Go back to Sup Forums OP, your thread sucks.

"Who are you two and why are you in my house?"

Shoot him and his lover for breaking into my house and fucking on my couch.

ask to watch them put benis in bagina :DDD

by "the gym" you mean your cuck shed

"Why the fuck are you guys in my house?"

common