License and registration, please

>License and registration, please

wat do?

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Give them my license and registration since I'm not a degenerate

>registration in glove box
>can't get it without taking hands of wheel
>ordered to keep hands on wheel
>need registration or im fucked

how does Sup Forums deal with this situation

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

By not being black.

ask if you can remove your hands from the wheel to get your registration.

give them my license and registration

reach for anything that resembles a gun as fast as I can

>jokes on you, I'm too much of a pussy for suicide

>wat do?

your a nigger, they should deport you to Africa

Already have it out before he walked up to the car and have the keys on the dash and hands on the wheel.

It's not that hard, niggers.

*teleports behind cop*
heh, nothin personell, pig
*disembowels him*

get the registration out as im pulling over

Bang Bang nigga
youtube.com/watch?v=wId4VZtgW3M

roll up window and pull out old law book from 1659

>I'm a sovereign citizen free inhabitant.
>I do NOT wish to enter joinder with your self.
>Now fuck off, Gramps.

It's not like he runs up to your car as soon as he pulls you over. Have that shit out before he gets to your window, kiddo.

>Refuse to do everything he asks
>Argue with and call him names
>Physically assault him
>Attempt to draw a weapon
>Get shot and killed

Congratulations, you're now a martyr and hero to the left.

I PLEAD THE FIFTH. CONTACT MY LAWYER

Then keep my mouth shut. Never trust cops, you boot lickers

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Why are American cops in my country?

Give him my license and registration, fully cooperating and only speaking when spoken to. Get off with a warning.

Run out of car screaming REEEE!

Play it cool.
>There's no drugs in my trunk offcifer.

This. Kek wills it.

>Presents license and registration.
>Thank you sir, have a great day.
>You too officer.

AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I FREE TO GO?

>Come out as gay.
>Police starts clapping.
>I drive further at 120 mph.

Its like diamonds looking at that pic.
Digits also confirm its not hard to do the right thing when pulled over

Nigga IM FREE BITCH I AINT GOTUH DO SHIEEER FO NO GOTDAYUM PIG YO FUK U CRAKKKA ASS MUFUGGUH I BLAST YO MOMMA ASS AFTUH ME DONE WIT U, LA-DAVANNUKUH GET MY GAT

*gets shot*

Wtf police brutality you shot my baby daddy! La-Vante noooooo!

Have it out before he gets there, both hands on the steering wheel where he can see them, look forward at all times, speak respectfully (yes sir, no sir), and do whatever he says.

It's not that fucking hard, it pays to cooperate and be respectful.

kinda keked, he sure hasnt lying about nam.

Grab the gun ofc.

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Hand over license and registration because I'm not a fucking nigger

AM I BEING DETAINED?

I always say "yes sir" and be respectful, generally act like how a citizen should act when speaking with a government employee. There shouldn't be this stereotype of incompetence. The incompetent ones should get fired and we should no longer perpetuate the stereotype (and sometimes reality) of dumb government agents.

>wasn't

Why do Americans have to show registration?

Over here they'll radio in and get a check on the rego to find out if the car's registered, who the registered owner is, and if there's any flags before pulling them over.

God I miss police radio so much. FUCKING ENCRYPTION REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Step 1: pull over
Step 2: roll ALL windows down
Step 3: put both hands out of window
Step 4: be cordial and respectful, they're just doing their job and know a lot of people hate them
Step 5: good ol boy your way out of it or take the ticket and get it deferred

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I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE GOVERNMENT

I AM A FREE MAN ON THE LAND

I KNOW MY RIGHTS OFFICER BACK OFF

GO AWAY I DO NOT RECOGNIZE YOUR AUTHORITY

YOU HAVE NO CONTROL OVER ME


FREE MAN ON THE LAND!
FREE MAN ON THE LAND!!
FREE MAN ON THE LAND!!!

I'm not really into /fit/ girls(healthy obviously, just to /fit/), but this really turns me on...

We got it.

Faster to just ask to see it. If you don't have it they'll just radio it in.

Here in california even if you don't have a paper copy of your registration, they can go by the tags or you can show it on your cell phone. Oh wait, proof of insurance is more commonly on phone. Registration is both on the tag on the license plate, I guess you are right they could just call it in.

>registration

I've never been asked for this.

Doesn't have the good part where he says die fucker before shooting him in the eye

this

call the police they'll take care of it

Scream AM I BEING DETAINED over and over, before deciding they violated the NAP and hitting the button that deploys the m134s and tear gas

>"hello officer, i'm required by law to inform you that i'm carrying a firear-"
>get riddled with 9mm holes
>ded

Dat's rayciss! Uh, I ain't got a license. I know my rights, you be racists!

Then I'd proceed to chimp out until having to be forcibly restrained and possibly shot.

Turn on your dome light.
Keep your hands visible until they ask you for something.
Be polite and treat the guy like he has to deal with insubordinate retards all day.

You will literally walk away from a ticket with a warning just because you made his job easy and safe.

Unzips dick

Fpbp

>living in one of the states that requires you to volunteer this information without being asked

Sorry.

Officer, I have my license and registration right here. Yes sir.

Then again Trump bumper sticker on the back so I got the connections to the cru in blu if you know what I mean.

Fpbp

just do what the man says, hes only doing his job ffs

Refusal to make eye contact is suspicious behavior. Enjoy your cavity search and having your car ripped apart. Also if the cop has a portable card reader enjoy having your bank account emptied.

This

A D M I R A L T Y
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Act like an obstinante little cunt and never comply, then go to the media for my poh lease brutality bux.

Oh wait. I'm not a nigger.

They planted a weapon on him afterwards so its justified

or a spic or a sand nigger, etc.

Tell the officer that it's in your glove box and ask his permission to get it.

I WAS NOT DRIVING I WAS TRAVELING

Only cuck states require you to tell an officer.

use your feet, idiot

Suck my cock pig

(This)^2

SIR DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT? ITS ILLEGAL TO PULL ME OVER FOR NO REASON. ARE YOU DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME? YOU ARE ABUSING YOUR POWER? I DO NOT CONSENT. AM I FREE TO GO? I REQUEST A LAWYER. AM I BEING DETAINED? UNDER WHAT JURISDICTION? I CAN NOT EXIT MY VEHICLE UNTIL YOU PRESENT A WARRANT

>>License and registration, please
>
>wat do?

Fuck you pig, check these dubz

checkd

FUCK OFF FASCIST PIG
NO DRUMPF NO KKK NO FASCIST USA

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Haha this

>mfw I don't need to carry any ID or licence to drive

>"I don't have a license, here have 20 bucks and we're OK"

We're corrupt as fuck here

Hand him my license and registration then leave with a warning. Feels good to be white.

Why do you people try to start threads with these 'no win scenarios' that just dont exist? Officers know you arent a psychic being that can open stuff with your mind. You tell them where it is located, and if you may get it out of that location. Its not rocket surgery.

Show him my coolface obviously.

Come on Sup Forums really?

This. It's not hard at all, I don't know why people have to feel so indignant that they need to escalate things.

Honestly though explain clearly and punctually your next action so the cop doesn't shit bricks when you do it

This is how you do it
>sir, I will fucking shoot you

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QYK_SfcZ6pc

I don't have a license.

Checkmate pig

Also hope he doesn't see either my cc on my hip or the pistol in my center console.

>hand him my driver's license
>hand him Kanye West's Late Registration

AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED

"Yes sir, how are you doing today?"

AY YO OFFICA WHY YOU BE PULLIN ME OFER CRACKER IS IT CUZ I BE BLACK OR CUZ THIS VEHICLE BE REGISTERED AS STOLEN?

Shitty cop stories?

>get pulled over in whiteness, NJ
>white, out of town, late at night
>officer thinks I'm drunk
>stone cold sober, just had been on the road for two hours and was tired and had to piss
>license and registration given
>makes me do a field sobriety test
>pass "but just barely"
>officer, I have a full bladder
>let's wait for the K9 unit, son
>the k9 gets there
>at this point its 40 minutes since I was pulled over, the girl I was trying to get with (a mile away from where I was pulled over) got fed up of waiting for me and ditched me
>makes me wait another 10 minutes
"yeah well we think you're not on drugs, but you made an unsafe turn when your tire touched the yellow line, so here's a ticket for $200. have a good night"

Laugh as we recognise each other as Orangemen and members of the same Lodge, then drive away.

Talk to a lawyer

>wat do
start foaming spittle out of your mouth and blow snot out of your nose
???
profit

Keep an eye on my rear view mirror. When he starts towards my car, bang it in reverse and flatten the cunt.
>checkmate lil oinker

Give them your L&R but don't admit fault.

>How fast were you going?

Silence

>May I search your car?

Sir or Ma'am I do not consent to the search

>Step out of the car

Ok, stay silent and obey instructions if they do a DUI check or something, if they try and search your car without a warrant/PC request an attorney and badge number, also record if possible

Ask if you are going to be arrested, if not say "I am free to go"

Be nice, if detained call lawyer asap and keep quiet

True Story
>Be me
>Be 17
>Joyriding after HS party
>At midnight
>NO FRICKIN ALCOHOL, ps it was a Christian school
>Driving on Virginia 28 north
>110 mph on a 55 mph speed limit
>No cars
>Luckily 2 cars randomly in the left two lanes where I was, slow down
>State trooper clocks me at 85 mph
>Saw the ghost in the shadow, pull out with the blue lights
>Freaking out, heart pulse is off the charts
>Thought about racing but stopped, don't be a nigger
>Give him license and registration
>Makes me call parents
>He was justing doing his job, let me drive home
>Parents are confused but not angry
>Pointless driving lessons that cost some $ but wanted a bullet to head
>Two lessons here
>Reduced speed ahead means cops waiting
and
>Yellow light means clear the intersection

>Your welcome

I'M A FREE CITIZEN
AM I BENG DETAINED?
NO, I'M NOT DRIVING I'M TRAVELING
CAN YOU PROVE THAT I'M DRIVING?

I believe you only have a duty to inform if you don't have a concealed carry permit (constitutional carry state), which is the case for me. Still sucks, but ah well... I'd rather not be put on a firearm owner registry and have it get released, like New York did not long ago.

black guy here

>hand over license and registration(insurance card always clipped to registration)
>put both hands on lap palms up
>"I dont answer questions without a lawyer present"
>"I'm using my right to remain silent"
>let him do his ticket writing or what ever
>be on my merry way

I speed a lot and drive a nice car so I get pulled over a lot lol.

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