Patriotism Test

If you don't immediately know what her name is without searching, you are not American

Manifest Destiny painting lady

Don't reproduce

I think this is United Nations Archaeology Ambassador Angelina Jolie!

Columbia?

Oh now I know, that is the Spirit of Cannabis, going west in order to find California!

Wait, it looks like the 18th century... She must be Margo Winchester?

that is the white internet lady giving internet to all the settlers.

...

yeah she's Columbia

t. American

I think it is Pocahontas who has cleverly dyed her hair blonde in order to get penetrated by the enemy.

She is progress.

Rosa Parks

I am also American and can confirm that this is Columbia.

>Columbia
Columbia is in Latin America you cheesy fucker. Ever hear of coke? C-O-C-A-I-N-E. That is from Columbia you American idiot.

Colombia. Or is it Columbia?

(JK, it's the latter).

Fpbp

That is Melania Trump, the first lady of the USA! No wait she is blonde, she is Ivanka Trump the first Juderin of USA!

>cringe, the post

that is jennifer joseph.

For some reason even I knew this, I had a phase when I was trying to figure out whats the deal with America and Greco-Roman styling, mythology and institutions. Then I, a silly lad, concluded that Rome and America are one and the same machine of the same clique that has its folklore and operates since perhaps first civilizations