So.... is this true Sup Forums?

So.... is this true Sup Forums?

fuck off CTR

It's just a geyser.

Apparently Trump fired 300 nukes at Eros to save us from it's impact

D-d-does Blumbph have the Nucular Passwords?

fake news

Probably

liar

Wow earth sure looks like hoth

>300 nukes at Eros to save us from it's impact
W-will venus be ok though?

ProtoMiller is ready to make venus great again

Nukes don't create mushroom clouds in space.

saged

Of course its true, end of times near be

Trump, nuking asteroids before they even have a chance at harming America. Keeping America safe while we sleep, good man. I bet he's even timed it perfectly that some shrapnel can rain some hell on Iran.
God, please continue to bless the God Emperor.
This is fake as hell news though. The fuck is wrong with you?

ok t-t-thanks m8

>immagrant
Liberals

That's a pretty sweet geyser.

>implying it would not be awesome to nuke another planet
>implying it would not produce more salt than radiation

guys is this happening?

>nuke another planet
>wakes up invisible ancient alien race
what now drumpfards?

The aliens only have ~7 years to evacuate

No

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the nuclear codes!

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn.. But in all seriousness we can't let this man get the Rods from Gods codes!