Nordic Hate Thread

Why are they so inferior?

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fuck you CTR

>durrr everything i disagree with is CTR durrrrr

nords are stupid people low IQ. Mediterraneans are the Master Race

700AD

greeks 700AD

Is this supposed to be an achievement?

you tell me

Well what does the rock say, it might be some profound knowledge.

It does not matter which is "superior". There is not science to aesthetics. What matters is the importance of both, separate, distinct cultures. Nordic culture would not be as well formed if mixed with Mediterranean culture and vice versa. This is nationalism.

wahhhhhhhhh

i'm short and i have curly hair

my face looks like pubes

Hello Rabbi

Even today, nordics are still pretty lame.

>by 700AD Greeks had figured out plastics and personal flotation devices while Nordics were making fancy wooden boats
???

Don't be so unfair to the Greeks, surely they learned how to write in runes in those 1000 years? As for homoerotic art I'm sure we've demonstrated our ability by now.

This is how the Jews got us to kill millions of our distinct peoples in the first place.

That's a cute girl(male)

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they weren't.

They looked good next to my fireplace.

Go to bed CTR

Nice b8 m8. Try harder most of Sup Forums dislikes faggotry, my self included.

Really weird seeing the world from that perspective.

Forgive me if im wrong
But your in chile

Didn't a guy before Lief Erikson get to Newfoundland and then turned back around because he didn't think the land was worth exploring?

I rather have the cool snake rock than a homo statue in my house

>tfw the snake says "bum sex bum sex bum sex bum sex"

>muh height muhfukka

AHEM

like most runes it's probably a gravestone

*cough* *cough*

AHEM

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wew lad

Nice, which mods are you running and is this TESV: SE?

Stop bullying Nords.
Stop watching porn.
Buy MYFarog.

How can Nordics compete with the Hellenic Übermenschen?

To be fair, Mediterranean ships such as Triremes were inferior to Viking longboats in some regards. Namely that they weren't good at handling rough bodies of water like the English Channel since the Mediterranean is a relatively calm sea.

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>hurr durr, Herodotus mentions something that proved this actually happened!!
>trusting Herodotus

WEW LAD

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Bad climate for agriculture so they didn't develop the cultural aspect that develop from steady life. You can't be making fancy detailed statues when if you don't go raiding you don't eat.

RARE

this triggers the nordcuck

They were too busy being men instead of a bunch of artsy boy fuckers.

>if you don't go raiding you don't eat.
They had farming in Scandinavia during the Viking Age. Not every Scandinavian was a Viking back then. That's like implying that every 18th century Englishman was a Pirate.

Darius and Xerxes both got pretty BTFO by the Greeks

>t. Hamburger

this also trrggers the nordcuck

Thye had farming but it couldn't sustain a large populations, you need a large population for major cultural effects. It is the reason the fertile crescent, china and the med had so many great early civilisations they had great land that could feed lots of people with primitive methods of farming.

people from phoenix are such phoenicians

reminder these existed at the same time (byzantine dromon)
the fuck are you talking about pic related

This is among 100+ battles the Persians won against the Greeks which is how more than half the Greek city states came under Persian rule to begin with.

the byzantine cataphract the envy of all of europe

true, they did get pretty lucky I suppose. A lot of the cities of Thessalia and Boeotia medized I believe though, as if they had a real choice. The Anatolian Greek cities had been under the control of Croesus before hand, so I wouldn't exactly call them free to begin with. To drive out a juggernaut like the Persians is a pretty good achievement on its own I believe though, even if it was due in large part to luck

ICEAGEs fucktard

Spic. Shouldn't your pic be a mestizo monkey with a spear?

Do we need to march an army into Mexico City again?

Children water, literally no waves ever.
everyone could cross it, except niggers ofcourse

>Byzantine cavalrymen

top kek, mon ami

Ancient Greeks had dildos?

they had floaties?

The albino monkeys couldn't keep the society that was given to them for even 1,000 years. They're worse than Africans.

>Norman cavalry at it's best 11th century
>Byzantine cavalry: 6th century
Are you missing something here

Feed me some grapes and pay denbts mr wololololous

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Not an argument
AHEM
you see that little line that goesup to britain, beside the fact that this was a thousand years before

Powered by oars, barely able to maneuver, incapable of crossing open ocean, unable to operate in shallow water, unable to beach, unable to to travel up shallow rivers.

The longboat was the most flexible water craft of its time, and ships of comparable capability were not developed until the the Imperial age/Colonization period. The vikings got an age named after them because their revolutionary boats allowed them to re write the rules of conflict by not just crossing water as other armies but using it as a highway to keep ahead of numerically superior forces.

Well from the Greek accounts they even say they made a huge gambit at Marathon by making a surprise attack against the Persians on the beach before the Spartan reinforcements arrived (literally the only city state in this period that had drilled soldiers). There's no mention of the Persian cavalry in this battle so it's thought the gambit was made due to this fact (the Persian cavalry was always formidable). Secondly, the Persian style of warfare was basically having a front row of guys holding up huge wicker shields with 75% of the infantry behind them raining arrows down. This was an adaption from the Assyrian style of warfare which was about 50-50 spearmen and archers with those same shields held in the front row. It's also possible the Greeks made the surprise attack while they knew the Persians weren't prepared at all because by the Greek accounts their own losses were quite minimal - which is strange considering the Persians would be raining arrows during any advance.

The Battle of Plateau is an even bigger mystery. The Persians set up in an open field where they had space to maneuver their cavalry and were separating the Greeks from water. They didn't have to move at all. Except General Mardonius made the move against the Greeks even while the Greeks were encamped on the hills. Possibly Mardonius had some bad information on the state of the Greeks and thought they were already pretty much routing and wanted to mop them up.

The whole thing about Persians not being able to fight against the phalanx effectively is absolutely nonsense. Mesopotamia was for thousands of years pretty much like Ancient Greece and was a bunch of city states with their own armies and most of them were effectively spearmen in phalanx formation all the way back to Sumer. The Assyrians perfected this and were pretty much armed like Greek hoplites but were much better trained than any of the Greeks except perhaps the Spartans. The Persians were used to fighting this already

Reminder that PHOENICIANS ACCOMPLISHED THIS WITHOUT METAL IN THEIR BOAT, not sure though maybe I'm wrong

Holy shit they had outboard motors 700 ad? Amazing!

>The longboat was the most flexible water craft of its time, and ships of comparable capability were not developed until the the Imperial age/Colonization period

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I like Nordics better. Meds are pretty shit.

5000 year old unrivaled nordic cavalry in all its glory

Try to cross the North Sea in a Canoe, I'll attend your funeral if your corpse happens to float after you drown and they find it.

Phonecians are literally the only Med culture worthy of respect.

yes

I don't hate them, go fuck yourself non-white garbage.

reminder that mexicans actually think they are latin

WE

Uhhh what about the Babylonians and Assyrians

>Through Gibraltar to Britain

>Circumnavigating Africa

Purely speculation.

Lief Erikson discovered America 400 years before euro niggers in south did.

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Reminder that meds are shot hairy loud mafiosos who thrive in corruption and violence. Now they are the niggers.

5000 year old longboats in all their glory

The Egyptians had dildos.

Semitic primitives who sacrificed children and eventually became muslims and jews?

lmao by this logic native americans are superior to scandinavians because they discovered north america before anyone

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You're just missing former Byzantine territories in Sicily and Italy.

You realize there's more to ships and sailing other than big sails, right?

They walked over an icebridge
But topkek on that pic

she's pretty, where is face from

Reminder that nordcucks had to be taught the alphabet

Christcucks ruined paganism, just like they fucked up blacks, natives, and abos, they messed up the pagan culture which IS THE CULTURE OF EUROPE, this is why xtianity is fucking retarded it just steals from others cultures, claims it as it's own, and then you have xhristfags braging about it

All their art was destroyed by flood or Christians.

Hornhelmed, lurplaying proto-germanics

Yes but those ships accomplisehd all this

Nords have the most albino genetics among the european races. The medetiterrean races have less albino genetics. The more albinos genetics you. The more prone you are to being ultra violent for no reason. Like the Viking Beserkers or those white islanders who mass kill dolphins.

White ppl came from albinism. A disease. They are the seed of Cain.

>Semitic primitives

literally both were more advanced than anything that appeared in Europe until a thousand years later.

>child sacrifice

Not an accusation put on Assyrians or Babylonians but it is against Punic peoples (eg. Phoenicians) by the Romans

>eventually became muslims and Jews

and Christians. Assyrians, Chaldeans, Akkadians are all Christian

The point is that they developed a boat from the ground up that could sail any body of water from a stormy ocean to a shallow stream, while carrying men and goods.

Canoes were used to cross calm seas in the south pacific, they have no tolerance for rough water, they swamp and sink on anything but a calm day.

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