Ask a Scientologist anything

Ask a Scientologist anything

how many thetans am I holding up

How much did you pay to find out you mocked up your own past lives?

why

What's up with Xenu?

Can you go fuck off to somewhere else?

Were you born into it or did you willingly sign up for a scam

Sage and kys?

Why do you believe in something so obviously retarded?

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what do you mean? english is kill
i havent read the docs yet, but he seems like a cool guy

A religion based on the works of Philip K. Dick would be way better than this shit.

Where's Shelly and can I borrow a shovel?

How do I free Xenu from his volcano prison?

i joined after they saved me from heroin addiction
is it retarded to try to better people and the planet?
at gold base in her beautiful home

Are you larping or are you legitimately retarded?`

how do I fix my penis?

Low level faggot kys

Do Scientologists frown upon 2d waifus?

Hey quick question

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enjoy this otVIII document, you will have to reveal you read it in your next audit and you will be fucked

What do you think of Leah Remini?

This makes sense though

Do you hate blacks? Muslims? Jews?

Do you think its odd how people pretend that your bullshit is any more ridiculous than Christianity or islam?