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"HALT! Ihre papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You lead the invasion of the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an >Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army
>Triples = your capture brings the country flag above your post into the war to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

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cunt

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I'm dead.

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Hier ist mein papieren.

Guten tage offizier

Heil Hitler!

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Guten morgen

Hi

Shalom!

huh?

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Step aside, solider. Top goy coming through.

Line up, zwarte piet

Fuhrer here

AMA

Oy vey.

North Africa here I come

"Nouns are capitalized. WACHEN! There's an infiltrator here."

h-hey

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HEIL!

Here's hoping I'm not a gay we gets tortured this time.

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Well? What now?

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hehe

Rollomo, I fixed my homosexuality from the last time, pls let me pass. I swear a like vagina.

Guten Morgen, Freund. Hier. *gibt die Papieren*

Give me the money

SIEG HEIL

Fascinating thread you got here.

hahahaha fucking jew

literally did nothing wrong

Jawohl

Shit.

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uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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WHAT FUCKING COLOR IS THIS?

It's not in the list
Am i an alien?

Ich haaaaaaben sie papiere richtig hieren

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hier is my papiere

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I've played The Saboteur and watched some German TV so I know it's actually "Ihre Reizepapiere bitte"

this is fucking stupid

Hello, Hans. Have you seen Ernst around?

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Umm ok

>mfw

H-heil?

Have mercy

Rollen

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Oi

>tfw you'll never shoot a Nazi

Get out of my country, traitors.

At least the story is consistent...

>Gay Jew tortured into revealing where his gay Jew lover is hiding.

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Oy veh my brother just a normal hwitey like you

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Do I really have to go to North Africa?

halt, you're under arrest, jew

Problem officer?

Rollo

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Sieg heil

Looks purple

Nice comfy station you got.

Auf weidersehen

nein, carry on.

Let's GO!

Hell yes, I get to rape French bitches. Reroll though

Ye

Oy vey my homosexual jew. The goy never expected this.

And what would happen to me as a mestizo?

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SIEG!

>Gay, sent to Auschwitz
A fitting end.

Heil Hitler, kameraden!

F A P

>Japanese Auschwitz Official
Does this mean you hate the Chinks and Slants more than the Commies and Kikes?

Heil hitler

Sieg HEIL!

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nice game japan

Rollin for the Reich

Am Ende steht der Sieg. HEIL!

safety dog, aid me in this roll

Goddammit Nip

high rank plus comfy, not bad not bad

Ich habe meine papiere, bitte.

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