What would you do if this was your dad?

What would you do if this was your dad?

*farts loudly*

honor kill

>that gay
>breeding
Realize I was adopted or he got cucked.

I honestly don't know. Furries are like a secret child abuse ring right?

Suck his dick because I must be a sick broken faggot in that case.

My dad has a Hillary 2016 sticker on his Highlander. Almost as bad.

Come up with a plan to escape the pedo sex dungeon I'm trapped in

I would've had a happier life.

probably

Ask him who my biological father is?

>me truck.jpg
what did (s)he mean by this?

I got the pic from ylilauta. The default name for saving files is their original name. Stupid gay ass roleplaying is part of board culture there

keep being me...

dont come back here.

My dad has our last name as the licence plate on his car.

BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFTFTFTFFFF

I'm 90% sure that's at a community college by my house I had to do a couple of jobs at. We call it moron valley.

Buy a F150 and laugh at the chevyfag :^)

captcha: Select trucks

I've probably been here longer than you, nigger

I'd be happy that my dad was still alive

purge him

huisos detected.

You've still got your thunder dragon king, user. That's something at least.

Clever...

>f150
>not buying the vastly superior tacoma

I can imagine that in other conditions I could,'ve been something very different. It's all upbringing and environment.

I bet they get a lot of tickets

sry dad but I must kill you

I'd ride in the bed.

I fucking love riding in the bed. Too bad my dad would star pulling hektic skids and shit. Riding in the bed AND crazy driver pulls hektic skids is bliss.

>tacoma
>not ram 1500

Gently fuck his boipucci.

>darwin sticker
>lots of homosexuality related stickers
Thats ironic

tell bruce jenner to go home your drunk...

>honour killing

Rescue him from the bottom of the ocean, user.

You can do it.

You have to.

Leaf see this
Dodge truck best real truck.

Wonder what bet he lost to let his friends prank him so badly.

>You have to be real secure to be seen in a car like this
Lmao

Ain't it though?
How can I have a fruity, ass-fucking dad?

Visit a junk yard. Salvage an S10 tailgate. Replace. Would also find a new tail light.
>FOR YOU, now try again.

Post libs getting triggered over cars

>Riding in bed with crazy driver
Anyone remember the Subaru Brat?
It was a mini pickup that came from the factory with two rear facing seats in the bed with grab handles and seatbelts.

Probably be abused while growing up, think I was gay too for a long time, then come to the realization that it was only a defensive reaction to being diddled by yet another creepy gay who adopted me just to grab my little pecker and engage in a lifelong psychological struggle with myself resulting in neverending self-loathing and a 50/50 chance of suicide.

Reach for my gun

Dude try a Hilux sometime. The hype is for rizzles.

Obviously that's not your honking big block MURICA 200 tons of steel (100 accounting for rust) truck, but for the market segment it's a downright crime we don't have Hiluxes here.

Fuck yeah man! That was back when vehicles were Great Again.

I would ask him how the fuck did he came back from the dead

Install barn door latches to replace bungee cord and tell him his fetish a shit.