Non-muslims always make fun of muslims for using their left hand to clean their bottom after pooing. What they don't realize it is a superior system to the toilet paper. You know what they are hiding from the world? that they all have hemorrhoids past a certain age.
For 1, the sitting position of the toilet is not good. It keeps your sphincter tight so you have to strain, partly the cause of hemorrhoids.
The second is that particles from the TP get stuck to the anus. They dry overtime with bacteria stuck to them and leave skid marks in white ppls dirty underwear.
If you dont eat your vegetables, and you dont wash your ass with water, and instead use paper to scrape your anus. You will get hemorrhoids.
They think they are being sophisticated but really their are self-cucking themselves. They dont want you to know that every non-muslim you come across past the age of 25 has hemorrhoids.
And to think, the cure is right there in their face. But they are too islamaphobe to use it.
Get yourself a Bodna white ppl. I know you have hemmorhoids. This is how you get rid of them. You can still use tp, you just need to clean your dirty ass with water too.
Muslims don't allow their women to socialise with men, preventing them from finding suitable mates.
This has been solved in their communities across the globe with ARRANGD MARRIAGES TO THERE FIRST COUSINS. Google it. It's horrific.
Result? Retardation
People so retarded they wipe their hand through shit.
Charles Reed
I'm a Cruz Missile now
Jordan Carter
Better to get your own shit on your hand to wash off, then bleed from your fucking asshole like a dumbass.
I know its like Im making fun of you but this is to help you. You know I am right about your hemmorhoids. Clean your butt with water.
Think about taking a shower after you shit. You clean youre fucking asshole. It feels good to be clean. Your not only missing out, your cucking yourselves with dirty bleeding ass.
Logan Gomez
>For 1, the sitting position of the toilet is not good. It keeps your sphincter tight so you have to strain, partly the cause of hemorrhoids. This is literally marketing FUD by the people who sell that plastic "as seen on TV" shit called Squatty Potty. Just fucking bend over. WOW.
Josiah Parker
>you dont wash your ass with water
The superior method is to wash with toilet paper + water, then shower+soap, then a brief wipe with rubbing alcohol
Cameron Martin
I just use the trashcan to put my feet on, but they are not wrong.
Josiah Turner
I never understood why people sit down on toilets. I've always stood and squatted over it
Ayden Russell
Everyone from the middle east is heavily inbred too. Kek
Camden Johnson
Just take a shower if youre gonna do all that shit. Im here to add one extra step to their shitting technique to simply prevent hemorrhoids.
Luke Morales
My gf is irish, 6pack from fucking her brains out. Dont worry, i wont breed with her tho. Albino genetics and all. nty.
Why the world hates gingers.
Christopher Turner
>what is a bidet >what is a personal cleanser fuck neanderthals with dry toilet paper or wet wipe users though.
Hudson Ross
To specify
>use toilet >wipe with dry paper >wipe with wet paper >wipe with dry paper again >wait at least 30 minutes >shower, wash with soap and water >get out, dry with paper >wipe with paper + alcohol
Absolutely hygienic
Jonathan Long
kek'd no thanks bro. Im am superior to Islam in every way including not wanting to come in close contact with a fucking greasy turd twice a day. if you want to get intimate with a stinking shit thats fine Ahmed but your on your own.
sort your life out
William Peterson
Keep talking, every time you and your ilk speak you prove to be one more perfect case against non white immigration. Thank you.
Jayden Torres
you must be like 7 feet tall, where I live the toilets are all too high to comfortably squat over it in the way that is best for your butthole
Luke Jackson
>Calling middle easterners inbred hurts his feelings. Inbred nigger confirmed.
Hunter Jackson
Nah. I'm not an optimal squatting position but its better than sitting because all of your muscles are engaged. Sitting is for that one in a hundred where you get diarhea and have to sit there for 10 minutes
Landon Gutierrez
whatever you say emu cuck. Break off some wetted tissue paper in your dirty bleeding asshole. Then pick it out of your nasty asshairs an hour later.
Only white ppl get skid marks. Degenerates.
Id be mad all the time too if my butthole needed a bandaid.
Adrian Bailey
>Only white ppl get skid marks yeah tell me about it, its called IMMIGRATION
Luke Smith
No one wants to change your. Youre already broken inside broken home billy. Youll be lashing out at the world forever. There is no cure for whore mother.
Andrew Ross
Irish non white confirmed.
Kayden White
>2017 >not using wet wipes
Jose Garcia
says an austrailian lol. Google stolen generations. You have less than zero to talk. You need to leave descendent of exiled rapists and thieves.
>Take this white people >I hate white people so much! >Irish people arnt white.
Try to hold it together retard. You are so dumb I'm starting to think you are a white American.
Nathan Ross
Or, hear me out here this is insane, instead of wiping your ass with your hand and blowing yourself up for the sake of your pedophile 4 armed god, you can just shower daily (preferably after you've had your shit) and worship a normal god you camel riding, towel headed, goat fucking jackasses.
Tyler Wright
take your poo positive thread and your hairy wife back to your own country you fucking caveman.
Landon Hill
All y'all nights donr know how to use the three sea shells?
Juan Roberts
Its fucking bad for the environment mate. Clean your butt. Trees now gotta die cuz white ppl too scared of their own poop.
Hudson King
Now your hand smells like shit no matter how hard you wash it Thanks Islam
Parker Walker
If I hated you so much I prob wouldnt be fucking your women. and been the best man to a white mans wedding. Twice.
Irish women are trash. Let me guess, you have a fat ugly girl and you are middle class so she latched onto you as her only hope despite, your racial handicap?
Im moving up. I got an upper class German girl.
Jeremiah Green
Its why we use the left hand, to slap our enemies in the face. A mighty THUNDERING SLAP!
Lmao, shes only part irish but also norwegian. She is actually a direct Descendent of bjorn from Vikings. I am clearly much more well off, here in America lol. Theres basically no contest. Now go plug something in the wall of your shitty 2nd world apartment, and watch it fall out of your obsolete electrical system.
Its not just irish women bro. All white women are genetic trrash. They are albino descendants with weaker genetics.
Gabriel Green
Shes actually really good looking too. petite with abs and rocking at least double d tits. Rocking.
Kevin Thomas
I'm 40 years old and never had hemorrhoids in my life, not even when I was pregnant.
They are animals
Jaxson Edwards
>She's Irish >Now she's not Irish.
Sad!
Ryan Moore
She can be both, her dad side is irish. I drink his beer before I fuck her.
I totally dont believe polack beta has a gf tho. Nice try.
Ryan Peterson
thats cuz women are super delicate, use wetted paper and clean themselves, unless theyre far. Also skinnier women eat enough veggies. Men on the other hand love meat and Carbs. And we just wanna shit and get it over with. Your husband has hemorrhoids. bet. You do have a husband right? Try not to get a divorce and ruin your kids life. Stay together for the kids stacey.
Lincoln Lewis
Its also really sad youre hanging out here but its now doubt your cuck SO who brought you to this degenerate low life place.
Ayden Ross
dead thread lmao remember to type sage in the options field
