Muslims countries are shith-

Muslims countries are shith-

Guess how she makes the PM happy

Agreed! Stop being an Islamophobe!

>Minister of State for Happiness

Mohammad just got Mohammglad

Saudi Arabia(?), nooo!!!

Heh.

No this is in UAE. Bhutan also has minister of hapiness. Countries with high standard of living a low depression and suicide rates. Can you beat that?

It's UAE. For Saudistan she is too much dressed like a slut.

Moderate kek

oh... UAE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

>Can you beat that?
Yes. Our suicide rates are top notch. Right up there with Japan, I believe.

Fuck all muslims. Yes, all of them.

wow bigot much? Why would you state facts and then back up those facts with video images? Islam is a RELIGION OF PEACE!!!

noice

It seems like Saudi Arabia is slowly getting cucked
>more female students than men
>Rampant faggotry on campuses and in cities
>Religious police no longer allowed to make arrests
>TFR barely above replacement
>females given right to vote in local elections
>female ministers

Soon they'll probably start talking about diversity as well.

>mister of state for happiness
that sounds straight out of a distopian future story

Nah you are around average. Probably because 1/3 of your country consists of albanians.

they have flirted with the west and their consumerism too long

>give woman useless busywork job to patronize and further infantalize women

The west did the same thing with hermoine in the UN. Except that was to treat women like spoiled bossy infants.

This sheikh is embracing a womans true calling: to bring happiness to her family and husband. I hate it when I have to agree with islam.

>implying we aren't living the distopian future
>right here and now
But yes, it get's worse.

hmmm, I thought we had rather high suicide rates. Oh well, you can't have it all, I guess.

also follow up: Saudi Arabia eventually accepted 100,000 syrian refugees

you know damn well north euros suicides are largely due to the shitty climate

> Minister of Happiness

That isn't 1984 at all.

This lends credence to the idea that wealth and security always leads to weakness. It seems that no matter how many institutional safeguards you establish, soft living eventually catches up.

This is what UAE thinks of our precious site Sup Forums

(excuse the resolution, I'm on mobile)

>Minister of State for Happiness
There are liberals who have read these words and thought to themselves that this is a good idea.

they are right. Sup Forums is cancer. How are you hacking it?

So go back to them

Probably the same way that I'm in melbourne but can still leafpost.

Currently at a chain hotel on Wi-Fi, which has a proxied router. For some reason it's more leinient than the mobile networks.

But check when I try to access /gif/ from the same connection.

Don't forget the 60 percent migrants from India.

Yes, proxy is a way of life out here, though it's quite funny what is blocked. Sometimes I'll come across a news site that has expressed pro-Israel views at some point in history -- blocked. But then youtube suggests anti-Islam propaganda. This entire place is a dichotomy.

Man, your balls must be exploding if you can't even get porn. No wonder you muzzies go apeshit so quickly.

They are temporary workers. Still invites problems

Yeah, the turks were temporary workers too.

-oles, including Bosnia

>They are """"""""temporary""""""""" workers
We all know how temporary anything works. They're there to stay. Kind of like those """"""temporary""""" refugees.

The slave labor has to come from somewhere... India, Phillipines and African nations are represented very well in the middle East. In UAE, it's about 75% non-native population.

>countries with high standard of living a low depression and suicide rates.

Bhutan is also dirt poor and only allowed TV this milllenium.

They're not your typical migrants. They get bussed in and bussed out all of the time. Some of them escape or can otherwise become citizens.

Don't you end up feeling like foreigners? Or is it more of a sequestered aristocratic feeling?

POOOED

I've got a sweet Philipino girlfriend. She takes very good care of me. I would elaborate, but I'm not one to admit to crimes on the internet even under the guise of anonimity.

Yeah, if Muslim countries aren't shitholes, why don't you go home?

Oh, I forgot. You'd get blown up by jihadis or beheaded if you did that. Guess Muslim countries are shitholes after all huh, faggot

If they bus them in and out all the time does it matter if they're temporary?

>Pajeet gets to stay for 3 months
>Now Pajeets time is over, time to bus him out and bring in Ranjeet who gets to stay for 3 months until we trade him for another poo in loo
>rinse and repeat to keep the façade of temporary up, all the while you permanently have a poo in that position

Just use https

This is spot on, it's not a temporary measure, only the workers are temporary. Probably so they don't become too accustomed and difficult to get rid of.

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This

>Women should be employed.
>Create a fake ass department called Ministry of State of Happiness
>Feminism retards win

That's exactly what USA and EU should do with Mexicans and Muslims and Africans.

"You want a better life? Sure, you can earn money for a few months, but then you have to make room for your cousin, or it's unfair. "

It's interesting to think about what it would look like if our countries had this, isn't it?

Because you know by no means would these people be permitted to advocate what makes humans happy. And that is assuming that they'd get it right in the first place: that would never happen.
It would be some cat lady so furious about what, in the back of her mind, she suspects makes people happy that she would push poz like no other.

I'm from the states. The only group more respected here is the locals, who generally treat everybody like shit. There are not many whites here, so the white expats tend to stick together and are pretty agreeable with one another. It is VERY easy to pick up women out here as a white male. Europeans, Asians and Arabs all like me for different reasons. Similarly, the men see me as a threat for different reasons. It's a fun exisitence for the most part.

>Minister of State for Happiness

Totally agree, it's a win-win.

Etisalat?

>The only group more respected here is the locals.

So would you say that locals don't mind the foreigners so long as they get to be like aristocrats?

>The only group more respected here is the locals

I grew up in Abu Dhabi and did a lot of stupid shit that would have gotten a non American kid deported. Things like tagging the roof of an apartment building we used to climb to and drink underage.

Things must have changed a lot since then (90's-00's).

You know that ISIS has female sharia patrols?

sage

Also an expat here, arabs tend to treat white people as their equals most of the time unlike indians/south asians which they view as a service class.

I also noticed chicks are drawn to you but i have a gf at home so i gotta keep that shit on lockdown

Totally powerless ministry. Probably has 'shared' staff and budget. Her position is slightly higher than a minister without portfolio.

du master race
>>said in the MOST ironic way possible

Are shitholes. You're correct kebab. Soon you'll removed.

I believe it is engrained into the locals to feel superior to expats. They feel that they are here to serve them. Most locals I've met claim some connection to the royal family and see themselves as the ruling class.

Internet is a good thing lads.

HOWEVER...