HALT!

>"HALT! Ihre Papieren bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

What do I win?

As usual, it's "Ihre Papiere bitte". No n at the end for the plural.

SS get

Explain.

roll

roll

Guten tag, offizier. Hier sind meine Papiere.

Heil

Ja, here you go

Roll'em

ROLLIN

This
>mfw I learned that from fucking MOH:AA in like 2000...

Oh fuck, I'm juden

close call, let's see where this leads

...

roll

Heil Hitler

G'day friend!

here we goooo

aryan 100%

niggers

Heil Hitler, Herr Sturmbannführer.

Hier meine Papiere, ich hoffe es ist alles in Ordnung.

Holy fucking kek.

Roll

Don't kill me I love hitler

Rolling

inb4 2 day ban because gay faggot ass mods

Hallo

Heil

kek

Lets see

i am one of u
heil hitler!

Na klar,komerad!

>Blue = Waffen SS on eastern front
i could not get anything better

rolling for Germany

Rollo

Here's my ID

Heil hitler

SIEG HEIL!

Hallo, ich bin ein donut

Pls, I'm white

SS plox

Plz don't get a jew.

It is I

Kay

It's often misspelled here as "Papieren". It's Papiere ("papers") for the plural.

Roll

oh shit heiling myself

roll for reich

Off I go!

>honorary aryan homosexual in northern africa
I should start a gay-friendly country somewhere around here

SS western front. Niceeeeeee

Ich frage euch: Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?

rollen sie

rollolol

*teleposts around*
Nothing personel, Kind.

Oy vey

F

Is it kind of like 'Deer' and 'Deers' in english?

rawl

OP is a fag

Roll

Wew saved by digits

Hopefully a top spot in the gas chambers

I will be commanding divisions on the eastern front, fuck the Caucasus, let's get Moscow

Like my day can't get any worse.

IDK what i am

BUT TODAY I AM GOING TO RULE THIS COUNTRY

oh whatever

Hallo

Let me pass, fascist scum.

*SIEG HEIL INTENSIFIES*

>Jew, shot on sight

What seems to be the problem?

HEIL HITLER!

also
fuck yes, going to shoot some bolshies in narva

HIER SS OFFIZIER. I HOFFE ALLES IST ZU IHRER ZUFRIEDENHEIT!

Roll mmm

heheheh

Here meine camarad.

Rolling.

Sieg heil

oh fug

rolling

Here's my ID officer

Rolling

Dun hurt me, i iz a gud boy.

rolan

Buenas tardes

Heh

JUST

Ohh scheiss, arbeit macht frei

Sweet, I'm off to France!

rolll

SS comfy position in Berlin, naisu

Was ist los?

Roll

High ranking nazi on the western front
>comfy.jpeg

Hello Alt-Right guard

What do they take me for, some faggot, dick-loving spy?

Rollin

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