Stop masturbating to celebrities

Stop masturbating to celebrities.

But I don't. I usually go to /gif/ for my porn. Celebrities are over rated.

This isnt politics or news btw.

whoa. She looks gross..... yet my cock is rock hard. Interesting

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>this isn't politics
It is. I'm alluding towards how the jews are using transexuals to make everyone gay

Case and point

All celebrities should be required to wear burkas at all times then deported to the middle east.

>Mana Del Gay

Who's the chubsies wubsies?

Is that you Silkone??

I hope theyre fake tattoos

1- "The vast majority of transgenders are NOT by choice, but forcefully sex-changed shortly after birth in hospitals. The perpetrators are freemasonic parents, who have been given the choice to "gender-swap" their child as an alternative to having it sacrificed. This is the sad truth that many seem to miss. All the other transgender news stories about Bruce Jenner, gender-free bathrooms, 4-year olds who want to be the other sex, born gay or not born gay, etc. are simply smoke and mirrors to distract from the brutal mutilations being done in our hospitals to defenseless infants. This is part of an ongoing breeding program to change the human genome and to eliminate genetic females from the human race. I know a retired nurse who worked in the pediatrics wing of a hospital twenty years ago who says she was shocked at how many infants were being given "sex re-assignment" surgery. When she asked the doctors why, she was told that these infants had hormone levels associated with the opposite sex. This lame, and surely false excuse is doubtless repeated to the child as it grows up under continual hormone treatments and often cosmetic surgeries. Many of these children will initially believe this excuse before finally, and angrily, realizing that they've been castrated simply to satisfy the requirements of the vast satanic cult we know as the illuminati, whose low-level membership is far more massive than most seem to realize. What we are seeing today are these forcefully transgendered offspring all grown up, and in greater numbers surely than in all of human history.

2- The "genderfluid" bullshit propaganda is an effort to get these kids to focus their anger at society for not accepting them (and to put society on the defensive), rather than to consider the brutality that greeted them at birth at the behest of their own parents. As with abortion, the illuminati tries to spin a civil rights issue out of its own satanic barbarism. The transgender agenda is a castration agenda and a transhumanist agenda. It's been around a long time, but has been greatly accelerated in recent decades. These forced transgenders are ALL OVER THE PLACE now. They are indeed victims, and deserving of empathy--up until the point that they decide to mutilate "their own" children provided by the illuminati breeding program. Unless the cycle is stopped, we will see the destruction of the human species."

>Stop masturbating to celebrities
>Stop masturbating to
>Stop masturbating
>Stop
>Stop masturbating

Stop ruining the meme

Do drawings count?

Source plz

i only jack off to korean celebrities

Which of Vargs videos does he complain about masturbating?

but i must, im from Sup Forums

>The perpetrators are freemasonic parents

he just pulled it out of his ass
thats where

report/sage him etc.

I haven't jacked off in 8 days and my nuts hurt. Where's the super-powers i'm supposed to obtain?

Then you don't know shit about the Scottish Rite

That's a trap.

If you actually believe that a bunch of old men, who gather 4~ times a year to have dinner and raise money for charity are actually a front for a satanic organisation who're funding the destruction of the female gender, then you honestly need to get off of this website and get some fucking psychiatric help

I never came even close to have sex and probably never will, how can I not masturbate? It's the only way I can feel a little pleasure.

Not all of them, but they were subverted a long time ago.

I have family involved, you aren't fooling anyone anymore.

d-degenerate! you're supposed to save up your semen and then dump it into a white girl to save the white race you fucking LOSER! I bet you smoke weed too, asshole...

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everything after is garbage
especiallt 66

No
you are genuinely a fucking moron

I have family in masonic lodges
theyre master masons
one is the current leader of his lodge

the one thats the leader of his lodge is in a single digit lodge

You are honestly a fucking insane, retarded moron

I'm not white anyway, and don't smoke.

>Brazil
>white

No, you just dont know jack shit because they dont want you to know. Useful idiot.

>it's an all american autism fest

Why do all these dudes think that they can pull off a convincing female look just by wearing a wig? It's always some broad shouldered bozo with a huge jaw wearing a wig.

>hasn't seen daddy's blood-stained apron
>thinks he knows shit
lol

for some reason i enjoy fapping to celebs better

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everyone watch last nights "cavalcade of jews"?

>those tattoos
utter garbage

I have never wacked off to a celebrity, but Dakota Fanning. Back when he was in Man on Fire.

>muh tenuous family connections!

>it's not a woman(male)
I'm surprised.

>I have family involved, therefore I am right
t. america

>I have family involved, you are mentally retarded
t. me

>YOU CANT USE FAMILY AS A VALID REASON OMG WTF
t. you

nice vpn :^)

i am personally a master mason. its nothing sinister, stop being a retard sheep. the worst thing we're guilty of is encouraging multiculturalism by allowing anyone into our ranks.
>inb4 shill

no

>t. Jahbulon shills

Tell us about Jahbulon why dont you mister master mason.

wow, that tranny looks like a fat lana del ray

>Bruce Jenner
Kardashians are a Freemasons family, full on illuminati puppets. it would make sense that he took one for the team so that no one had to be sacrificed, assuming robert kardashian died of actual natural causes

>I haven't jacked off in 8 days and my nuts hurt.
No you haven't. If you had then you'd have known that after some time sperm just starts leaking out little by little and you become more mellow instead.

it's mostly just a meme, it comes from jah(hebrew for god) and the zebulon tribe of israelites. however, it never played a central role in ritual as it was essentially a euphemism for the grand creator.

Why don't you suck it out my dick then? Just to get the leakage started.

Lana got so fucking fat i swear to god, she needs to get even fatter

MORE CALLLOORRIEESSS

EEAAATT MOOOOORREEEEEEEEE


YES YES I WANT TO FEED YOU

PUT ON THOSE POUNDS YEEESSS

POST MORE FAT LANAS

OH YES

AHHHHHHHHHH

OH YOU LIKE THESE GOLD CHIPS

i need that addon.
please some one make it.
and chrome extention that loads vags face with "stop watching porn" text for every major pornsite.

OINK OINK

I'LL HAVE

>Stop masturbating to celebrities.

posts picture of drop dead gorgeous hottie

Sweet sugary ice cream, delicious.

damn, those filenames

Lana Del Eat got me

Isn't your Bikini a bit to small for you size?

all the plastic surgery in the world yet she can't remove her fat, huh