Heritage thread

Heritage thread

You have to go back OP

Please have your sisters whitewash my bloodline nigga.

>tfw You are a living shitpost.

Would be hard to do that through a wall

At least it's white.

Pretty good bloodline if I'm being honest.
I'd be proud.
Fix country.

Could you please post the template?

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Sometimes being half-brown ain't so bad.

>mongol
>gypsy
You're white like I'm American, bud.

My dad was adopted. It's weird because I have this last name that I feel like almost doesn't belong to me...

>98
get the fuck out undera-

>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The Spanish and Italian's meh, but the rest is nice.
You know the rule; and also, nice hair/eye combination, always liked that. I'd be proud

>tfw don't know your roots because parents never told you and you never bothered to ask
feels bad

You havent posted your pic. But my guess is that you think im a nigger

>murdered a guy at church and got hung
made me laugh. I don't know why.

It's not all bad, man. In a couple generations of racemixing with pure whites your kids will blend in without a problem. And I look like a hispanic with brown hair and light skin essentially.

NEVERMIND

I have very pale skin so i guess i got lucky. My face still looks very peculiar compared to a regular swede, My gf has slav genes so im in a limbo. Im starting to repress.

>You know the rule; and also, nice hair/eye combination, always liked that. I'd be proud
It especially comes in handy when libtards try to pull the "white privilege" thing on me. I look so insanely white with ivory pale skin and blue eyes, then I SLAP em with my Dirt Worshipper Card! :D :D :D

kek, it took me a minute to realise as well
>Spanish and Italian's meh
they were they smartest and richest people in my family tree, unarguably white, I'm glad they were my ancestors

IIRC the guy had either insulted him or banged his wife or some shit. So he went to the church on Sunday, knocked on the window next to the pew where he knew the guy sat, and when he stuck his head out the window, ole great great grandad slit his throat.

meant for as well

>mfw all my other siblings look mostly white and I look like muh dirt worshiper from Brazilian forests

It's good to have pride; I'm so fucking mixed that I'll never have an identity. Be proud, I'd be if I were you; especially if they were real white Italians and Spaniards because I know there's a lot of brownies over there

nevermind found it

>you
>white

Bretty good.

>muh dirt worshiper from Brazilian forests
Those Brazilian forest dwellers are actually mixed with a lot of authentic German, and a lot more Aryan than most white Americans.

>Those Brazilian forest dwellers are actually mixed with a lot of authentic German, and a lot more Aryan than most white Americans.
Which is also hilarious, because the true definition of Aryan is German rooted from Arabic bloodlines. Meanwhile you've got dumb Potato Nigger white hicks with freckles and blond hair joining the KKK, who would not even be able to identify a true Aryan.

So Sup Forums is basically mixed people roleplaying as white people because they're so ashamed of their background?

These wagon burners are more Aryan than an American? And to think about it; what makes an American "American"? How Anglo the American is, how patriotic the American is? I wish we weren't so subjective on what makes an American.

MS Paint 'cause I hate myself.

>So Sup Forums is basically mixed people roleplaying as white people because they're so ashamed of their background?
White Americans who are proud to be white white, have some of the worst bloodlines you will ever find. Most KKK members and skinheads have irish mixed with nigger blood in the US. No one is roleplaying, we just don't give a fuck. You can be a fan of tribalism and western culture, hate when people are given special interest based on being a minority or not, and be a different race.

Hitler would have definitely genocided the potato niggers; I just wish they weren't considered white anymore so then we wouldn't have to identify with them. Same with southern Italians, Balkan Slavs, gypsies, Albanians, jews, and southern Spaniards.

>23-year gap between grandparents. Wtf? was your grandpa Milo?

>These wagon burners are more Aryan than an American? And to think about it; what makes an American "American"? How Anglo the American is, how patriotic the American is? I wish we weren't so subjective on what makes an American
Most really white looking Americans have terrible genetics (the ones who have been here for generations). I am a second generation American and very glad I am because I look more European than white American. To me, they look basic and imbred, which is not too far from the truth. There is a MASSIVE difference between white american and white european. I'd rather be a straight up nigger than look like one of those squashed face imbred white pilgrims. Their foreheads are short and their noses are stubby and small, they're covered in freckes, and their hair is so thin that even the women go bald over time.

Samefag

I've got an Ancestry report that should be coming in the mail soon to confirm or deny the validity of this shit.

Either way, at least I'm safe in knowing I'm too pale to be mixed. The worst of it in my blood is the Swamp German.

look at the gap between my parents age

marrying a young woman and not a used up roastie is a family tradition

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Do you wear the eyepatch just so people ask you how you lost your eye and you can seem interesting?

>Most really white looking Americans have terrible genetics
You know, that makes a lot of sense considering that my great great grandma had a stub for an arm; and I have really bad eyes that stems from her and possible ancestors before her. I'm second generation as well but hell, even as a Sup Forumsack I never really wanted to make anybody feel inferior or unwanted, like a nigger sheep.

Either way, I have to agree with you on the white Europeans as well; it amazes me that there's some straight-up non-white looking spics/jews/Italians that end up being classified as white. Maybe that's why kike-mixed average "white" Americans look that way; I'm still non-white though, and one of 'em in the end.

"Romanian gypsy" the only reason they left is cause back then you were allowed to shot a gypsy just for entering a city

no, i do lie about how i lost it though. I got stabbed by a prostitute when i was 18, but i tell people i lost it when i was in yugoslavia doing reports on the conflict in the mid 90s

>tfw 1/8 Jude

JUST

glass eye is a mistake, uncle had one, always told him he should just wear a patch

Neat. I'd fuck you for a story like that, probably works.

Jew, Albanian Shitskin, and Irish.

Boy, you never even had a chance, did you?

Sorry, I meant to say that it is immeasurably mind-boggling to see obvious non-whites getting classified as white in the U.S., and "whites" who aren't genetically white but pass who end up believing that they are just as white as a Swede. Americans like to believe that their diversity is good, but we accomplished what we accomplished under Germanic races, not under Slavic (although Slavs can be smart), or Italian wop, or dirty Spaniard influence. The only way we can move forward is by increasing the birth rate of Germanics in the U.S.

Euromaster here
check my privilege

Are they all ubermensch?

beautiful

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>Turkic Mongol Hohol calls me a shitskin

If you were some pure Norwegian or something, perhaps I'd be a bit more respectful but it's not like you chernozem niggers are any better.

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>American mestizos

>Are they all ubermensch?
we austrians arent "übermensch"
we are a mix of romans, nordics, and slavs
maybe i look like an übermensch but i have a slavic surname.

>came in one last night
>still feel worthless

I think the Albanian is the least of your worries, at least you might have good tiny mustache genes.

>beautiful
thanks
pic semirelated
my beautiful shoes

>"""American""" mestizos
t. OP

Kek. I do, my mustache started growing in the 6th grade, one of the first kids my age to develop one.

But my Albanian great-grandfather wasn't bad. He wasn't a Muslim, he was a Catholic from the North and in his passport pictures he looked like your average Med, although with slightly Mongolian looking eyes. Plus, he fought for the Austro-Hungarian Empire in WWI as part of the volunteer Albanian Legion, so that's bretty cool.

how does your grandma marry a fucking gypo wow

Your mom got Burgerd!

sup

I never met a Mexican or any type of latino my entire life, so I think it's just a meme, then I come on Sup Forums and see all this

somethings going on folks, and I don't like it

The real story is more interesting tbqh

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Here OP

your rich chinese dad bought a ukrainian prostitue?

>Bee farmer mauled by mountain lions

Kek.

Make them all brown eyed with black hair and then you got accuracy.
JAP'D

But hell, it'd be cool to be an honorary Aryan

*bows*
When's the next Monster Hunter coming out, Senpai?

r8

Also, I know that feeling when you have a racist grandma; it's really nice because you get to talk about niggers in front of them and they don't even mind. She wishes I was white though, and that makes me feel like shit sometimes.

proud to be a nip desu
It will be relased earlier than Bannerlord my ally

Pretty good. R8 mine if you get bored my niggers.

>pic semirelated
still trying to figure out how, Fritzl

mines boring but im bored

>hey gramma, wachu know about them neegurs, ese?
>......ya know yer a dirty spic raht boi?

complicated/10

because they are beautiful too
PLUS they are german shoes
and brown ^^
another more sexy angle.

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Respect then, def. Fairly certain I had family on the Uke side who sided with the Nazis. Stalin raped that part of the Union good, there were plenty of Slavs who sided with Germany in the war.

Rate pls

>Maternal grandfather was a brigade general in the Finnish military, worked as a military attache between the DDR and Finland in the 80's

>Mother used to be a marketing executive

>Father runs our own HVAC-business

>I'm a 25 year old shitposter who studies economics & works as a HIFI- technical sales specialist

Absolutely boring but still, feels good

Absolutely Finnish. Do you look like a mong?

Post a cropped pic of your eye, I just want to see how cool they look

The eternal leaf
poisson/10
pergele :-DDDDD

Literally 100% German immigrants. Traced back 5 generations. They all came over in the 1800s, mostly during the period of German unification, and settled in German-dominated towns in the midwest.

You took "prove you're white" to a whole new autistic level

Kek, yeah I suppose it's a little like that.
Leaf/10, nice DNA.
8/10, good thing you aren't Algerian.
>boring
>French
The French are fucking awesome, 8/10 for you as well.

>The real story is more interesting tbqh
I was at a party in Barcelona a friend of a friend was throwing, and the guy who was running it hired a bunch of prostitutes to entertain people. I talked one into coming back to my hotel with me, but she wanted me to pay for her, and i got pissed because she willing came with me without saying anything about having to pay for her. Anyway I lost my cool and started yelling at her and calling her names, and she got freaked out and pulled a knife on me. I tried to act like a tough guy and threatened her to put the knife away and she got scared and stabbed my shoulder and my face just only a bit. I went to a shitty hospital and the doctors told me that they had to take out my eye because of an infection or some bullshit. They told me i would barely see out my eye even if they did repair the retina that sliced.
moral of the story, don't ever hire a prostitute

& Oh yeah, I'm a second lieutenant in the military (reserve). Signal officer for an artillery battery

So close.

>The eternal leaf
I have a decent number of ancestors that were around in the late 1600s.

>not taking your heritage seriously

>eaf/10, nice DNA.
Cheers burger.

What kind of red man?