PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TRUMP SPICES THINGS UP EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @ Governors' Ball 2/26/17
youtu.be/NEp3UuVyGyU
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #5 2/25/17
youtu.be/42HH45leldI
>Pres trump meets Machu Picchu 2/24/17
youtu.be/uyQVZqzUYXU
>Pres Trump signs EO (antiregs) 2/24/17
youtu.be/afRnDUaydIM
>Pres Trump @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/dXWBcDz3Y68
>Farage @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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>Press Briefing with Press Secretary Sean Spicer
youtube.com/watch?v=-wIuki3XQeE

who is doing the leaks? can anything be done to prevent them?

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kike

SHUT IT DOWN

>how do we show them that we're not fake news?
>I got this, senpai

this "Gabby" chick looks like she needs a dose of conservative cock
in fact a good dicking would settle a lot of these reporters down some

DOUBLE SPICING TODAY

>"MR SPICER, WHY DIDN'T TRUMP WIN ANY OSCARS?"

AWOO

Democrats worried protecting the president costs too much

> I GET TO SEE YOU HERE
I'M NOT LOCKED IN HERE WITH YOU

how do we fix the male suicide problem?

> cyka blyat
We've been had folks, shut it down

Awoo~

MAGA!
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UMM... G-GUISE?

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DAS WHAT AAM ASKEEN

Anyone see that one guy in the audience that looks a bit like Bubbles?

happy monday anons!!

Pretty sure a couple of leakers have already been fired.

Don't expect that to be in the WaPo though.

Yes, I'm a woman

Yes, I'm intellectual

Yes, I don't take shit from men

Oh sorry, do I trigger you?

katy tur is such a cutie
wish she was gf

Sean is cute!

>the trumps travel too much
>ignore that king nigger spent more time bowing before foreign countries and golfing in Hawaii

Put Awoo in the Loo

>all that salt as Spicer wraps up the briefing

It's like everyone who didn't get called on just started crying in unison

Oy veyski

WE DID IT PEREZIDENTS.

I read that shit in like 6th grade

Would love to trow the d in her (or Hallie a few seats in front of her)

MAGA

WHEN IS THE CONGRESSIONAL ADDRESS
>WHEN IS THE CONGRESSIONAL ADDRESS
WHEN IS THE CONGRESSIONAL ADDRESS
>WHEN IS THE CONGRESSIONAL ADDRESS
WHEN IS THE CONGRESSIONAL ADDRESS
>WHEN IS THE CONGRESSIONAL ADDRESS

Sup Forums is fucking dying right now. Liberals and normalfags are taking over

archive.is/QGZYt

wtf I love Israel now

You also lick cum off toilet seats

Women are just really bad at killing themselves, when they try suicide they do dumb shit like pop a ton of pills and either wake up two days later in a puddle of vomit or wake up in the hospital.

Tits or GTFO

>that feeling when we cultivate more satire and lols from your propaganda

Do these niggers even understand how pol works?

what's this autistic "no press briefing on the 28th of february" tradition about?

anyone got the redpill?

That headline is so fucked up. I hope somebody call out MSNBC for that.

LUGENPRESSE HAVING FROM LAMPPOSTS WHEN

tomorrow night

Sexbots. Women have become too degenerate to fix. So we'll replace them with robots.

send em to war before they kill themselves. It's traditional.

I would never utter a falsehood, and I was once a zealous proponent of Donald Trump's revolutionary candidacy. But these days I derive sadistic amusement from my perceptions of Trump's tragic uncontrolled flight into terrain and subsequent violent combustion. Still, I don't mean to downplay the gravity of the situation. I believe the only way for the world to avoid a great tragedy is to specifically deny him access to the Gold Codes generated daily by the National Security Agency, so that in his maddness he cannot order an atomic attack.

who is that cum slut?

Ew

>shaaawwwn, somethings fucky

>sucks cum out of a black chick's ass
>hey I can read books why don't you respect me?

a sense of purpose in life. meaningful work and social interaction with family and friends.

failing that, sex robots.

Next month

>sucked Olbermann's hog

Instantly a zero knowing that

> the amount of cock she taken can only be measured in kilometers or miles

...

>existential

Babys first philosophy discussion tier

What's up with Trump's obsession with autism?

>the top 20% of women are equal to the bottom 20% of men

ID'S ARE RACIST!

Sean has the high ground

>Trumps wants to add another 54 billion dollars to the defence budget
Let us continue talking about this very important point.

>google
>Sasha Gray gangbang
>yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh right
>puke.jpg

lol, who cares if a whore post a picture pretending to like philosophy

how does that trigger anyone?

SOON, get the rope Bill

Hey. Hey guys. Psst.

President. Donald. Trump.

>Yes, I'm a German

>Yes, I'm a Muslim

>Yes, I don't take shit from white people

Oh sorry, did I trigg---BOOM!

He wants to save us

>be white
>want to be black
>try really really hard
>manage to become unemployed and homeless even after hate-filled cis white male shitlords blow your cover
her transition is coming along nicely

Lugenpresse will hang.
Drop them in steel cages within Isis territory.

Sorry sweetie, I' not a whore

I don't get my sole value as a human being by pleasing men

grey*

Fuck off with your baitposting. This is a good thing.

>what's this autistic "no press briefing on the 28th of february" tradition about?

Date of the State of the Union address by the President.

What did the rabbi mean by this?

Awoovement~

> asking to see Sasha Grey tits
> for a couple of years you couldn't *not* see them, porn or mainstream media

How do you get a job without ID? What is the bus?

>no J.
fuck off beaner

How can manlets ever recover?
How can we keep them from recovering?

>The president always gets something

Link please? Missed it.

>Reddit spacing

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S-SHALIDAY?

>Next month

No, it's tomorrow night.

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Ahahahaha SHADILAY! Today just keeps delivering.

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Its another Holocaust!

Help fix Sup Forums

>AAGUHGAGUHAA UGUHGEGHGAEUGNAUUG HUGAUHGHU HRRRK GUHRHAUHRAHGHUG
t Sasha Grey

and Sup Forums still thinks women have nothing to say

1 headstone falls in the wind
>muh 100
>MUH 500!

SPECK BTFO

Shit I missed the Spicing, any good highlights?

Donald took Tiffany to the zoo? That's very nice of him.

>Rabbi counts 500
>police count 100

Figures

INCOMING IMPEACHMENT

fuck trump he won can we use our autism to help le pen and geert widers and afd

TITS or GTFO cunt