Hey Eurobros, what's currently the best country in Europe and why?

Hey Eurobros, what's currently the best country in Europe and why?

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Netherlands because we have weed, hash and Geert Wilders.

best by what metric?
I think there is some "happiness" index (no idea how it's calculated) and I think norway took the lead? (or something scandinavia with lots of oil)

which is baffling because they all have depression for most of the year because no sun.
dont they have the highest suicide rates??

Im confused. can a happy suicidal scandinavian clear this up?

Monaco

:/

>below sea level
>kutkoud
>grachtstaal
>0 kans om land te kopen

Italy.

>Best food
>Woman are anti-feminism
>Redpill society
>Anti-immigrants and anti-refugees
>Catholic traditionalist
>Songs anti-black people in football
>Best history in the world, you really can't compete against Italian history
>Great architecture
>Great art
>Ally of Hitler and Nazism

If you don't love Italy, you're a Frenchfag

netherlands is a meme. luxemburg, netherlands, belgium, austria and switzerland are CLEARLY german clay

Nothing. They're all equally shit.

I'm an italian living in France and yes. The french are all cunts

Switzerland

all other countries have major flaws, this one doesn't

You forgot North Italy.

I have lived in Spain, Malta, Greece, Germany, France and the Netherlands.

Also I know Italy, Denmark and Norway well.

By and large, I think the Netherlands is the country which has its shit together the tightest at the same time the Dutch are still pragmatic, pleasant and fun.

The Danes would follow up and then maybe the Norwegians or the Germans in terms of overall quality of life, job prospects, income, safety, etc.

That said, many of us in the north dream of living in the south. The Mediterranean (and Portugal) has a very compelling charm.

France is somewhat in between the north and the south along with Belgium.

France

>has nukes
>influential in the EU
>in the process of beign uncucked
>created modern Europe and the modern world
>most powerful military in Europe
>best food
>beautiful people
>original kebab removers (+1 000 000 dead in Algeria)
>best language and culture
>goat littérature
>has a seat in the security council

How can yuropoors even compete?

>If you don't love Italy, you're a Frenchfag
Well, I like a lot Italy...
But the best is definitely France.

>inb4 Cucked by shitskins

Its alot better than some other Euro countries. The location is perfect if you like to travel Europe, the standard of living is high, we dont have a massive muslim problem like Germany or France, we are liberal and relaxed, We have good food, we have good drugs, we have excellent night life, we have the best museums.

We Hate Krauts.

The south is literally Africa.

The mafias fuck everything up and corruption is widespread

The worst drivers in Europe

Unemployment, low wages, crumbling cities that make you feel you traveled back in time when you visit.

Nah. Italy is certainly not the best country.

Truly greatest ally Poland

Probably Switzerland

There is one little thing.

You fuckers are really unhappy and treat each other like shit.

norway

Don't know about the rest but ours is the worst, stay out

eastern europe

>live in the best country in the world
>unhappy

We just enjoy mixing our alprazolam with good wine. Nothing wrong with that.

Ljubljana is comfy as fuck. What every tourist wishing for non touristy Venice would dream of. Your food with italian influence is amazing and you tend to be pleasant and gentle.

Not the best country, but rather nice.

Germany of course. No matter how cucked it may get.

Le nihilist garçon

Germany is a Jewish utopia. Your country died after you lost WWII.

I think Switzerland if you are lucky to have a job that pays really well. Heard it's expensive as hell there. Otherwise southern Europe are pretty redpilled and nice weather. But they are almost 3rd world in their infrastructure. The more north you go, the more cucked it is. But still high standard of living. The more south you go the less cucked it is, but worse standard of living

Germany is so full of socially awkward people....

Poland of course
>conservative as fuck
>hates refugees
>hates LGBT
>hates jews

ww1 and ww2 france = god tier

today's france = albanians and niggers

No it's the worst
Fuck off we're full

I can tell that not Romania

switzerland or russia

>trying this hard

Norway. Germany is cucked

Poland of course
Why
>muh feeeeeeeeellllllings

>wanting even more foreigners

Don"t worry mate I'm not moving there.

I just like to tour around :3

We have 2nd world wages, not infrastructure. If you are a millionaire Spain or Italy is the heaven on earth.

germany because it's wealth based on high-tech production unlike other financial or social wealthy nations.

spain,portugal,italy. although these countries are poorer they're stable and have good climate and geography.

Asi es.

I went to your country and saw a wind powered lumber saw mill. Pretty bad ass.

The Eastern you go, the better!

>:3

The same country it's always been, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

>implying they want to come here
>implying using a bad joke twice will keep them away

Denmark seems comfy desu

Probably Austria, Belgium, Netherlands.
Switzerland of course but they don't let people in.
Norway/Finland if you stand the cold.

I would personally bet on the rising of Hungary and Slovakia.

:3

Poland

99.9% white
low abortion and divorce %

Ah f-fuck off ya cunt! It's Jolly old England! Woo yeaah throw some shrimp on the barbie and drink some teaa oooh we ave Harry Potter!!! We wuz Kanzzzzz ye Blooody cuntssss!

>best language and culture
>speaking English on a mostly Anglo forum

>>created modern Europe and the modern world
>what is Greeks and Romans

>best food
>what is italy

Portugal brother

Denmark is like the mixed race kid between the Netherlands and Germany

Monaco

Hungary
Literaly built a wall before it became mainstream

A french and englishman slapping each other...

that's new

Got those Anglo genes?

Nederland always feels like a ghetto for morroccans and other subhuman arabs. On the other hand I love the cute open racism and homophobia of the dutch.

>kutmarrokkan
>kankerturk
>nicht
>Vuile Homo! Ga deaud!

I always have to laugh when dutch scream obscenities like this in their smurf language. Its too funny for words. German sounds at least fierce and brutal.

For some reason I like their architecture. But language is still cancer tho

>obsessed

>Rosbif wants to give an opinion about
>Greeks and Roman heritage
>Language
>Food

How relevant are you William ?

Argentina, we are the last true european country in the world

Crimea is russian, get a better map

Hungary, because Palvin Barbara is here (also no muslims or blacks)

>Destroyed European Monarchy.
>Made europe go from ethno-nationalism to civic nationalism. (muh egalitè)
>Killed it's own aristocracy, replaced it with masonry.
>Funded Serbia and in WW1.

Callate boludo ya venis a embarrarla, negro de mierda.

Why the fuck are you speaking English dipshits?

>Spain

What a goddman mistake that the Habsburgs retreated and let the borbons in.

t. Mustafa Kemal

Because you don't understand anything else and it's not fun if you don't know what the insult means, gilipollas

depends what you're after

to make money : Paris, London, Switzerland, Germany

to enjoy less diversity : eastern europe definitely

slovenia was nice but small, which means less job opportunities especially for english speakers.

baltic states nice but small, and too cold and dark in the winter + weird languages.

hungary is fun but hard to make a living there.

I also liked Finland where you have less diversity and advanced economy, but was there in the summer, dont know if I could handle the winter there.

The western part of France is nice.

really each place has its advantages and drawbacks...

Germony, maybe Switzerland too

Poland and Hungary the best , uncucked , the baltic states also good

Thanks to the US letting the jews control us after WWII.

Weed is lower tier than fucking alcohole
DAT shroom tho

>what a difficult decision

GET IN HERE

>Hey Eurobros, what's currently the best country in Europe and why?

Spain/Italy/France.. rest are shit because of weather or other reasons. If you think you can enjoy depressive Sweden or UK weather, think again.

Chiming in from hungary.Its very far from the best.Having a gypsy elected leader so that we dont get called racist(didnt work) doing gypsy stuff - building football fields everywhere because its a great way to leech money - is very far from what i would call the best.
Uncucked you say?This year the second university is starting the gender studies.
Man gets jail because the thief drank antifreeze stuff on his property.Et cetera.
Dont believe everything you read on the internet.

You are krauts why do you hate yourself, just because we make fun of your adorable accent ? You should try to merge with us same as Austria and Switzerland.

Moldova:

>pretty white
>poor as fuck
>cheap whores
>cheap everything
>unstable political scene, if shit happens it will be like living in ANCAPISTAN

Moldowa is a very nice place.

Hungary has the best whores tho

>It's a joke
>Not a joke

binlan :DDDD

Why ?

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very sad , i hope it will be brief
good luck , i love your coutry

why did u stop removing kebab?

Poland because they are the only ones with what can be considered some kind of decent government.

If you guys weren't rich as fuck what would be the reason to not blow your brains out?

They are whores.
Not girls who like to fuck for money.

we should quit the EU and make a Latin Union with our little cousins Italy and Spain. And also Portugal since so many of them are already in France

Culturally they are the closest to the French. We could put a French governor at the head of these 3 states and they would be better managed.

It's jewish propaganda. Have you never been told by some leftist cunt how this happy stat is proof that socialism works, because Seden is so left wing and so happy? These polls are unscientific and placative.

Best sex I ever had in my life

? So the difference is ? I have no experience with whores.

> Sweden