Seriously, why did they separated? Who was an instigator?

Seriously, why did they separated? Who was an instigator?

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Because the blue one is homosex.

>two different ethnic groups
>two different languages
>one are Germanized Slavs
>one are Slavs with Hungarian tradition and history

it was an artificial country from the beginning. Slovakia and Moravia should be polish because they're catholic

>>two different ethnic groups
>two different languages
no more difference than between different German lands

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If Bohemia comes to Germany, I'm fine with this solution.

>Who was an instigator?

>two different ethnic groups
both are west slavic
>two different languages
They're almost the same and Slovaks and Czechs can easily understand eachother.

but Czechs hate Muslims

because they were never meant to be together to begin with

good.

meant by whom? by sweden?

After fall of communism there were huge waves of liberalism and as result leaders of Czechoslovakia wanted more freedom for their nations.
To this day its still considered somewhat controversial decision and significant part of populations in both countries think it was bad idea.
>two different ethnic groups
>two different languages
Teach me about my culture oh mighty leaf, and i can tell you there are more differences how people speak in different parts of each countries than between Slovak and Czech
kek

Because the whole thing was an idea of the Entente Cordial (mainly Britain) in the first place.
It was bound to break up. It did so during the 1930s up until the Munich Conference in 1938.

That's the plan.

Agree, that united Czechoslovakia would be huge pain in the ass for the EU autocrats. So you have not to be Sherlock Holmes to guess that splitting Czechoslovakia was an foreign idea.

It was a decision made actually by politicians who were butthurt against each other. If there was a public referendum then Czechoslovaki would still exist today.

But who care, we're still bros with special relationship and stuff. We're basically one people, two nations.

Slovaks hate muslims too, altough they are more concerned about the gypsies. They also have a neo-nazi party in the Parliament right now, unlike us (yet).

Top lel

Get a load of pic related guy.

Fuck (((ukraine)))!
Slovak and Czech bros!
Take us, Ruthenians, back!

I think the best idea would be to leave EU and form some kind of federation between Slovakia Czech and Poland. Something that would leave each country its autonomy but would be led by some kind of "president" elected from all countries. Since we have almost same culture we have common goals and it would be much better than licking Merkels ass.

This. We should just take V4 and make it awesome, though I'm a little sceptic about magyars. We could even let Austria join if they pleaded on their knees.

Visegrad Confederation when?

Everybody hates Muslims

>tfw no love for Hungárbros

Probably the best solution would be to consolidate the Visegrad Group, if Slovaks could accept a closer cooperation with Hungarians (which is unlikely with Kotleba in parliament).

sooner than you think
then Intermarium
Then 3 Sea Initiative
then break for WW3 Humans vs Muslims
after that, Space Wars, Slavs vs Space Jews

and nope, we cannot let Austria, They are too germanic.

Don't worry you'll be licking Schulz's arse instead soon enough

I'd be careful about those poles tho. The closer you get to them, the worse it will get for you. They have a good reputation of ruining anything good. The best would be to be very close in virtually every way except politically

t. Pole in burgerland

Warsaw pact II: No Russian edition

Ok bro.

But realistically - what would be the easiest way to meme that into reality? V4 party in all 4 countries?

I fucking want to shoot some shitskins already.

V4 is good idea but i dont think we can reach bigger cooperation or form some union because there is still too much hatred between Slovaks and Hungarians. I cant imagine they would stomach being led by another one.

But slaV3 would not only be doable but i think it would be actually welcomed by most poeple

Most Poles from my experience are chill bros, it's just a matter of alcohol and not talking about Germans.

It would be more effective to pressure current political parties to take a proV4 stance. That would require a slightly more critical situation in the EU though, current main parties are enjoying that Merkel € for europarliament mandates.

The only problem is that even together it would still be weak, as we all are peripheral economies heavily dependent on Goymany. Czech and Slovak govts are too pussied to piss off Germany, because it could really crash their economy with no survivors.
Which is why V4 is nothing but a meme currently.

I would rather have V3 without Slovakia than Hungary, even though that would mean a non-contiguous borders.

Slovaks:
>lowest GDP in V4
>lowest population
>already uses J€wro

The fuck is that red country?

Slovakenia

We call it Upper Hungary, senpai

It'll surely come with time. It has to. I want to believe it does.

It's not about the GDP bro, at least for me.

Hungaryans fucked a bunch of monkeys and threw it over Dunaj.

As Slovak living in Czech i feel offended, Slovakia is not bad country but we just cant deal with democracy and somehow always end up electing the dumbest idiot around

kys. That'll only be good for Poles and Czechs meanwhile we'll just be the whipping boys again.

>kys. That'll only be good for Poles and Czechs
Well thats like the whole point of that idea

Terrific. Can't wait til my parents get to live in Slocuckia

Is it? Your nature is nicer and traditional culture is more preserved, I'll give you that, but other than that:

- Education system in such a state that over 45% of Slovak high-schoolers aspiring for college apply for Czech universities with higher priority than for Slovak ones
- Weaker economy despite having the Euro, weaker export, lower life expectancy, more gypsies.

Of course, maybe this is indeed connected with poor electoral decisions, I don't know.

Well as someone who studied college in Brno i cant argue with the first point and weak economy? Well I dont know how familiar you are with Slovak politics but after Meciar who has only been stealing for like 10 years we now have Fico who is not interesting in making any economical investments and only focus on making populist decision to secure votes in future elections the worst thing is that people dont realize policies like this dont have any future and instead they blindly follow him

We had our fair portion of thieves in the government too. Also, that's gonna happen in here too after the next elections. Either the most successful Slovak export article (A.K.A. Andrej Babiš) will triumphantly siphon all the money into his holding, or the socialists will prevent his dominance by making a coalition with the communists and other haram fuckers. Either way, we should brace for a crash. The whole right wing is absolutely disfunctional since the last elections.

Slovakia is an artificial country. Half should be Hungary other half czech. Who are the slovaks by the way? Czechs who speak Hungarian.

Going by that logic Czechy is artificial country
Czechs are just germanized Poles
stop insulting your slavic brothers

CZ is the weakest link of V3/V4. most likely it would go on without CZ as V3. V means Visegrad so V3 without Hungary is a moronic idea.

The question is, when will Czechomoravia separate?

true that! the only real countries in the region is Poland and Hungary.

I didnt even know Babiš is from Slovakia, well but you can be happy you even have any right wing in Czech only thing we have is pic related and fucking lefts and liberals

fuck off
our common hatred towards you is what gives power to V4

>add Hungary and Romania
>strike a deal with Russkies and blackmail Western Europe over pipelines
>profit

slavshit thread

Why is there eu flag on visegrad meeting? Im triggered

Why do Pajeets hate Slavs so much? Jealous of perfect 1.60m waifus that look like anime turned real?

Do not worry. Germany can also collapse.

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it is literal false flag

what would be russia stance on strong V4?
Friends?
Partners?
Rivals?
I hope not enemies

>macedonia
Am I missing something?

Czech Republic would be a pretty good place to live. 15 % flat tax rate, more based politicians, liberal gun laws, no nanny state stuff like, good beer, short distances to other countries, cheap price level.

My savings would be worth a fortune there with the low price levels.

>implying you didn't snag a little Czech territory for yourself, when we went full Four-Power Pact on them.

See the Hitler-Stalin Pact as karmic retribution for backstabbing your "friend"

It was I the eternal anglo with jewish blood my dear Rival

Not my OC but Macedonia apparently can't decide if they would rather we wuz over their Greek or Slavic history.

Many also say our relationship with Slovaks has never been better.

Slovakia is different. And Moravia is different to Bohemia. That is why regions are the way they are. i.e. divided into both lands. There was a genuine fear that if there were strictly Bohemian and Moravian regions, Moravia would demand emancipation.

fuck off with divide and conquer you claystealing asshole

Add lithuania and belarus?

Czech Republic doesn't have the Euro >> isn't in the EU??? I need to vacation there... I'm part Czech.

Poles were no different to Germans in 30s. Look up the manner in which Poland claimed Czech Silesia after Munich.

>what would be russia stance on strong V4?
Irrelevant, because it's Poland who keeps antagonising Russia and refuses to leave the Butthurt belt.

If V4 becomes relevant, it should not be under the leadership of Poland. But even a neutral stance towards Russia could quickly turn V4 into a V3.

>claystealing asshole
Say the claystealing asshole.
Half of your territory is rightful Geman clay.
Why won't you undo the vicious communist crime committed towards us and give it back to us? Or are you still secretly commie?
And give Silesia back to Czechia while you are at it.

Nobody cares, just more shitty slavic states. European Russians do not count.

If krauts come fucking with western slavs ever again (and they can btw) - I'll gladly come to V4 as a mercenary.

>Who are the slovaks by the way? Czechs who speak Hungarian.
What kind of stupid Jew talk is this?

Slovaks are legitimate descendants of Western Slavs who occupied those regions.

Hungary is the impostor country that does not belong. Hungarians were mostly descendants of Eastern invaders who drove a wedge into the Western Slav lands and settled in between them.

Just look at the map and how Hungary separates Czech Republic and Slovakia from Croatia and Slovenia, despite the fact that people in those four countries share many things in common, including names, similar language, and traditions, while none of them have much in common with Hungary.

Of course, since then the Hungarians have mixed with the Slavs, so they are pretty much considered a Slav country now, although they did not start off that way.

However, it is nice to see that the V4 countries were able to put aside their differences to unite against EU degeneracy.

they mutually decided they didn't want to be in the same country, so they just separated and remained friendly.

It was a ploy to make sure UK never wins the ESC ever again.
Also to assassinate Terry Wogan through alcohol intoxication, though that guy is very tough.

Probably won't care. We have our own V4 with shitskin neighbouring stan-countries

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retarded traitor

football league when?

I'm not a kraut, idiot bong. Years of inbreeding have shattered your ability to understand that flags here don't mean the actual ethnicity behind a poster?

You should rejoice at the idea that Eastern Europe's destiny is to basically become farmland for the greater Europa.

Also the hatred towards the immigrants and gypsies, although that is probably not so strong in Poland.

There are serious discussions about a pretty fucked progressive taxation taking place right now. Also, we got recently buttfucked by extremely botched bill about Electronical revenue evidence, which will decimate small businesses and self-employed people for times to come. But other than that, it's cool in here. Not so cold as your glorious motherland, and very similar stance towards the alcohol.

No reason to do so, they have absolutely nothing in common. Also, Belarus is Putin's lapdog.

Nope. There is the European Union and Eurozone. Membership in EU means you have an access to duty-free european trade zone, you get funding for all sorts of development projects, etc., etc. ,but you can still keep your own currency.

Being in the Eurozone means you ditch your currency and adopt coomon European currency, the Euro. Your country has to fullfill a set of economical criteria first, since accepting an unstable country into the eurozone could threaten the stability of the whole (I'm looking at you, Greece!).
You can imagine it like the Eurozone is some sort of inner circle inside the EU.

He's probably Mohammad himself

Farmers in Europe are heavily subsided with tax payer money. They are a fertile conservative voter base, but we seriously can't afford to pay more of them.
The artificial high milk price is sinking again, for example.

Both are West Slav, sure, but they're different nations.
Would Francoespania seem right?

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Czech people were tired of cleaning the shit out of the streets.

Noice statistics, bro

desu, that's just the Slovakian gypsies messing with the statistics.

We unfortunately dont have any subways in our country so we cant shit like civilized nations
youtube.com/watch?v=gqgy4VKX7Mw

Gypsies don't have computers.

Yeah but, our tax progression gets up to >50 % of income. Also if you buy a Ford Focus here that costs 27,000 €, there is 7,000 € car import tax in that. Food and restaurants are very expensive. Very similar to what Varg complained in his "About Norway" video, it's insane.

Can you own guns in CZ if you're not a citizen?

They are now doing it outside of the marts now?

slovakia is mostly (like 2/3 of it) fucking balkan, in the worst sense. Gypsies and hilly-billies. I would take west 1/3, but rest - no thanks

I don't know, and honestly I don't care.

Slovakia is different nation. Very similar, but not same.

Reading a bit about the Czech legions fighting all the way to Vladivostok it was clear that part of their motivation was for an Independent Cehia.
I'm glad the separation was peaceful and both countries have recovered reasonably well. Last thingwe needed was another civil war,and this one promised to be esp juice in the middle of europe

add baltics hungary and yugo brothers and we can switch to alliance with chinese

Where are you going to find the gibsmedat money? Not that I would complain.

>baltics
>hungary
you forgot about ukraine retard

you don't want to do it brother, ukrainians must be contained also ruskie would get so fucking mad

can Finlan Join
ples

Can't argue with that logic, I guess that's a Czech-mate for me, amirite?

Wow, that sucks, bro. We have 21% base income tax, but the planned progression could go up to 50%. Let's hope it won't pass. Also, you can have a pint of good beer for around 1 Euro here. Beer plus a big lunch in restaurant for 6 - 8 EUR. But electronics and other high-end goods are pretty expensive here.

Yes, you can have a gun here even if you are foreigner. I have to warn you though, we have one of the most rigorous background checks and testing for firearm license in the whole EU, even though we are pretty liberal about weapons.
Requirements for gun license in Czech republic are:
- permanent residence in Czech Republic
- minimum age 18 or 21 (depends on the gun)
- legal responsibility
- passing a medical examination for gun owners (you will need to pass this every 3 or 5 years, I think)
- passing a somewhat hard gun course (they are examining your knowledge of laws concerning weapons, first aid, weapon handling and technical aptitude test)
- clean criminal record
- and since you are foreigner, you will also need a clean criminal record in your country of origin and written permission from your government that you can obtain a firearm license in Czech Republic.