/ptg/ President Trump General: BETTER THAN HITLER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
americafirstpolicies.org/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @ Governors' Ball 2/26/17
youtu.be/NEp3UuVyGyU
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #5 2/25/17
youtu.be/42HH45leldI
>Pres trump meets Machu Picchu 2/24/17
youtu.be/uyQVZqzUYXU
>Pres Trump signs EO (antiregs) 2/24/17
youtu.be/afRnDUaydIM
>Pres Trump @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/dXWBcDz3Y68
>Farage @ CPAC 2/24/17
youtu.be/ayXYqH1LaBo
>VP Pence @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/olbyTQYcIYA
>KAC @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/lNIF_Jr8MrE
>Bannon/Priebus @ CPAC 2/23/17
youtu.be/BkUPWb_TKS0
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Savage loves President Trump
youtu.be/PciSGv9qcKs
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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What's this guy's fucking problem?

SOMEONE TAKE OVER I GOTTA GO

Did Kek himself decide to punish the filthy nonbelieving normies for attempting to shit on our glorious God Emperor?

And if not, how else do you explain it?

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>I have seen the Earth from space, and it's beautiful. It's as flat as can be, folks. It's as flat as can be...

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES!

ze jews are winning

>Doubled my money on AMD stock
Thanks Mr Trump

AWOO

Jealous of Lovecraft

>this is supposedly a great author

kek what a hack

Fuck off with these general threads. Stop littering Sup Forums

Hello.

she's so perfect

I wonder if he hires ghost writers for his tweets, too

Someone post the underage gangbang

he's closeted trans

Recovering drunk, he's jealous Trump never fell to booze and is a bigger success than he could ever be

That might be one of the better things he's written in years.

He sounds like a child.

He's mentally ill and has been spreading his mental illness throughout society for decades. If there's ever a book burning I'd support its everything he's ever made.

All will bow down before President Trump.

> Is it time yet?

>tfw 2 poor 2 own stockzz

How fucking elementary for a supposedly highly respected "author".

Jesus christ that is some juvenile shit

literally no evidence

For hatefucking yes

Goldberg, I want to trust you but I don't think you're truly a humble merchant.

He had a couple good movies based on his mundane books and it all went to his head.

>men
>again
yeah, he uses ghostwriters

If she got a lobotomy, sure

What's that? You want us to call for 5 million of earth's poorest immigrants a year?

Be honest

How many of you would actually watch this?

Would any of you fap?

guys i supported trump up to this point but this.....i dont know i want off

We really do

It's amazing how this faggot has somehow stayed relevant throughout the years

> Just fuck my shit up, senpai

>tfw Kellyanne and Hope will never step on my balls

He stopped writing decent books after he quit drinking.

I think now he's just going senile or something.

>tfw got 4 grands from inheritance
>can't invest on my country because I need at least 6
I hate being a poorfag

Trump repealing the 1965 ban on white immigration when?
I've wanted to move the the states since I was a kid, but never could

More than likely.
I wouldn't be surprised if the spirits they summoned turned on them for wasting their time with a poorly-researched, half-assed ritual.

soon

Why?

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The Moon has tons of water, is much closer, and has nice low gravity. Probably a good deal of iron and rare earth metals from all those meteor impacts. Perfect staging point for exploring the inner solar system. We need that first.

Mars will be next for outer solar system - not easy to get there with current propulsion tech, so we'll need it to be self-sustaining. It will allow us to mine the Kuiper Belt for anything we need to construct heavier craft, and the moons make for low-gravity launch points.

Did /ourguy/ pay some low-ranking desk jockey at PWC a million dollars to give them the wrong envelope? 87D croquet is what Trump's playing now.

Sup Forums loves BLACKED. It would be terrific. Trump even agrees.

Why would we listen to another pedo?

>no evidence
but white men are evil. EVIL!! SO EVIL, ALL HE CAN DO TO HANDLE IT IS STROKE THEIR EVIL WHITE COCKS, AND RUB THEM ALL OVER HIS FACE, COVERING IT IN EVIL WHITE COCK SCENT

This guy actually had the right idea on how to get his party back on track. I felt bad for him when he lost to the crazy old lady but at the same time, its good for Trump because Dems just keep destroying themselves more and more.

tbf I wouldn't eat my preferred style of steak unless I knew the restaurant first

Some places' medium is other places' medium-rare, and vice-versa.

How she looks like she was actually cute and feminine back then.

Wilbur Ross vote at 7PM

might have to wait until supermajority after 2018 midterms

Awoo~

>mfw talking to a "friend" who was worried about abortion rights

Thanks dad, I needed that laugh

kek

She's very extremely average at best, user.

4K is not enough user. Are you debt free? Do you love alone?

Find groceries you can stock up and purchase in bulk on discount.

Think about it: 25% discount is something you will need anyway beats any investment.

Didn't she say "we're just gonna keep doing what we've been doing" when asked right after Trump's victory? IIRC that kick-started the whole doubling-down meme.

>never seen a double yolk
How much of an out of touch billionaire do you have to be to say something like this?

Out out out

Please have cancer.

Even a man crafted by God himself has flaws

She looked great on watters world

Mercer must pay you well..

And Trump still polls better than the Democrat Party

When you're that rich an aged New York Strip is like a shitty 80/20 hamburger us burgers eat. Catsup ftw.

i need to start stockpiling flat earth memes, i have seen some gems a couple times here but i didn't think they were worth saving

>4 double yokes in the same pan

>usual

no bra?

Really?

Is this cloture, or the actual confirmation?

>Four in one cooking
Have you ever had four double yolks at once?

I've seen one maybe twice. I've made thousands of eggs.

We have scanners that usually remove those eggs from the line.

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he literally hit his head and has mental illness.

I see nothing wrong with it.

FRESH

new tweet

Actual vote. Theyre wrapping up cloture soon.

>tfw have to choose between making a lot of money in the market or going military>CBP route

As for being poor, never, never give up.
youtube.com/watch?v=qPOvePioFF0

what cabinet picks haven't been voted in yet?

I watched the press release PWC made before the fiasco, on how they are super competent and the only two people with access to the ballot before the ceremony.

Those two are totally fucked

Here they are sold as special eggs

He hasn't said 4 once.

Damn LARPing.

I once bought 2 cartons of eggs and every single one had double yolks

with that being said it was the first time i ever saw double yolks and havent seen them since. Can't imagine it being very common

I live in fucking rural Indiana and my grandparents own chickens and I've never seen a double yolk

Plenty of chick fetuses flopping into the pan though

relax it was just a joke

>when your president rubs in the salt even more

Can you feel the smugness radiating out of that tweet?

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>tfw to smart not to stockpile rare flat earths

I've never seen a double yolk.

the most abundant element found on the Moon is oxygen. It composes 60% of the Moon's crust by weight, followed by 16-17% silicon, 6-10% aluminum, 4-6% calcium, 3-6% magnesium, 2-5% iron, and 1-2% titanium.

Looks pretty good, Oxygen to breathe. Silicon for Glass manufacture, aluminum for building structures, etc...

>Plenty of chick fetuses flopping into the pan though

oh boy oh boy oh boy how are the libshits going to spin it this time

PRAISE KEK!!!

Yeah I think here's they push them off to get made into pre scrambled eggs or other processed food.