*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

chik-chump ... BOOM

Take her glasses and walk away.

*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel, kid
*unzips dick*

play the pokeflute

kek

fuck her just like her shirt tells me too

top lel

No thank you Sir.

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fuck off c-cuck

>pic related

Run in circles around it until it gets too tired or has a heart attack.

Well, there's no way around it

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* blocks your arteries *

She'd be blocking everybody's path within a mile radius, anyway.

5x larger but same number of people..

Checked those trips

FUCK NIGGERS

Captured in orbit.

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nice digits

>not a single attractive woman there
>all of them are morbidly obese

No wonder feminism "empowers" these types of people. Nobody wants them and nobody will let them carry out their basic urges so they resort to pretending they are higher than everyone else.

Get apoapsis above 70 km
In map view, hover the mouse over the "AP" label on the highest point of the trajectory to monitor the apoapsis height; cut off the engine with X when it reaches 70 km (70,000 meters).

Let the rocket coast towards apoapsis after cutting off the engine.

Get periapsis above 70 km
As the rocket approaches apoapsis, orient it once more to align with the prograde marker. At 30 seconds before apoapsis, reignite the engine at full throttle with Z. The apoapsis will begin to shift ahead; aim to keep it roughly the same amount of time ahead by throttling up or down with Shift and Control.

The projected trajectory will begin to widen until the PE label appears on the other side of the planet. A stable orbit will be reached when both apoapsis and periapsis are above 70 km.

De-orbiting
Wait until the craft is at apoapsis and orient it for a de-orbit burn by aligning the level indicator on the navball with the chartreuse yellow retrograde marker. Now burn until the periapsis is around 30 km. Discard the engine and fuel tank by staging, leaving only the command pod with its heat shield and parachute.

If fuel is scarce, any periapsis below 70 km will eventually result in de-orbiting. However, it may take many passes through the atmosphere before the vehicle finally slows down enough.

Re-entry
During re-entry into the atmosphere, the capsule will heat up and lose speed. Keep the level indicator aligned with the retrograde marker to let the heat shield take the brunt of the heat.

Wait until the capsule's speed drops below 200 m/s, and deploy the parachute.

yes!

Great, now I'll never be at the airport in time.

>*blocks your path*
>*and everyone else's path*
>*in the restaurant*

checkem

Ksp a shit

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she has blocked her Arteries as well

sorry im a low level burger, i dont get it

>blocks my path
>dies in a pool of his own blood, feces, and vomit.

/thread

who's that.

>plays tumblrflute
>battles it with my rare pepe
>wins easily

Pokemon

You can free your path by throwing a burger to the ground

*blocks her/his arteries*

>Don't breath through my nose when I go around him.

gf just send me this

Stop truck. Attach plow. Continue.

If only someone would yell fire in the crowd. The stampede would be glorious to see.

>blocks my path
>goes into cardiac arrest
>dies
>path no longer blocked

Who took the photo, Germany?

topkek

Did you just assume xir gender?

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"They are serving free cake and cookies in the cafeteria!"
*path no longer blocked*

>not using her gravity to slingshot your way around and approach 15 G's

>tfw to intelligent too play manchild video games

this is the SJW verison of Milo

think about it, everything about it is designed to trigger

Her?

feel proud about not knowing, it means you're not a weeb

>*blocks own arteries*

Fixed that for you.

>*blocks all the paths*

Fixed it

fa shizzles people got right to decide what they look like

His.. his nose. So round, so eye-catching.. so punchable.

Also, I wonder, is the layer of fat around stomach that makes people into balloons offering any protection from punches? Or they still hurt about as much as if the person is of more healthy weight?

*blocks his artery*

>Path still blocked by corpse of that which identified as a transfat

did you just assume xe gender?

Tip it over and roll it like a barrel.

Seriously, what is that thing?

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A legitimate case where I would have to ask their pronouns.

just throw a candy bar on the ground, although I doubt It can reach the ground without falling

>her

The irony is, she never fucked anyone

Guess it's time to whip out this old thing...

please stand on the pencil...please...oh, God, just stand on the pencil...!

i'm 28 year old and every normie in junior high had pokemon red and blue, fuck off faggot

>The Women's March Crowd Is Expected to Be Five Times Larger Than Trump's

They certainly do look five times larger than anyone in a Trump rally.

Underrated

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throws a twinkie in the corner

Give me one good reason why we shouldn't round up all the morbidly obese, kill them, and process their bodies into consumable meat to sell to the public?

Just think about it, not only will this help cut down on overpopulation, it will also create jobs, and strengthen the economy through exporting the excess meat, of which I'm sure there will be plenty.

Literally the perfect plan.

>The women's march women are expected to be five times larger than trump's women.

Fixed it for you

YOU'RE A WHITE WHALE!

>try to walk around it
>get lost after 3 days of wandering

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER