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Most US presidents are left handed

Gas the leftists

im left handed, does that make me 30% pedophile

Obama was left handed, Trump is the first president in a lot of time to be right handed

really makes you think doesnt it?

These desu

They're never right.

really makes you think

Not an arguement

He's probably pointing out how some stats and facts are fucking useless

Duh faggot it's simple math

b-b-but
whatever faggot, it feels good to be a small percentage of the population who is left handed

I am right handed, but jerk off with the left

Right handed pedophile, damn, Donald is so special.

If there are 10 people who are ambidextrous or left-handed, 3 among them will be OP.

I'm left handed does that mean I'm a pedo ?

wtf I want to fuck children now

molymeme with the akashic records

Left handedness is caused by lack of proper parenting. Any parent who doesn't set their kid straight at the first sight of their child dominantly using their left hand is not doing their job.

Guess what else is a result of lack of proper parenting? Criminality.

At this rate he'll be reading bumps on people's heads and selling colloidal silver enemas.

Wait, so 30 is triple the general rate, does that mean 10% of people are pedos??

no, only 30% of of the time

citation bro, show me the citations

no clue but i have this

>american math

no, he only gets 30% of the boner when looking at kids

Ayyy, leftie wanker masterrace. Gotta use the right hand to rewind the porno to good bits, dont wanna cum if the camera zooms on a dudes asshole or face, im not canadian for fucks sake.

It's so they can jerk off with left hand while right hand is busy diidling

Common sense, you fucking leaf. When your child is doing something blatantly incorrectly, you're supposed to correct them.

lol, you're a retard. That's not the cause of handedness

Thats some fine math there. No wonder I wanna gas the 1%. The 0.5% can stay for intimidation and to have some bad in the world to which I can feel superior.

Am left handed can confirm. I love women. Preferably under 30. At my age that's cosidered pedophilia.

Not cause but it will result in it tho. My kid will grow right handed, he aint gonna be 1/3-pedo.

Why is left-handedness incorrect?

dont fall for his bait

had a laugh

Murderers too are overrepresented in left handed people

only if you're 30% left handed

Makes sense. Up until recently lefties were forced to use right hand instead. That is proven to mess people up.

You literally can't even write without smearing your hand in ink. Left handedness should be classified as a disability.

t. pedo

I'm left handed but in kindergarten my teacher forced me to write right handed and now I can do both.

What does that make me?

Great comment, made me smile, thanks.

It's not. We're superior in almost everything (just not writing left to right languages).

upside-down trash

>>muh Catholic values

I always knew left handed people were evil. Something about the left handed gene also codes for people being sociopaths. Every left handed person I've know turned out to be a huge piece of shit

Being superior in diddling kids isnt something to be proud of burger. But I guess from the recent events its something of a past-time hobby there.

>6/45
>most
?
but check out the ones who were
>Barack Obama, James Garfield, Herbert Hoover, Gerald Ford, George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton

hmmm

Well I'm right handed myself. Although I do jack off with my left hand.. hmm

How many Jews are left handed?

>smearing your hand with ink
Are you using a goose feather and a bootle of ink ona a papyrus?

A poser

Diddling kids is a time honored catholic tradition.

i guess it was most recent, I forgot where I heard it.

hmmm indeed

>(((just not writing left to right languages)))

our No.2 pencils always smeared on my hand
along with shitty slow drying ink

>implying I'm a lefty
My parents actually loved me and taught me to use my right hand.

So 70% of pedophiles are right-handed untermensch.
Who was this post supposed to target?

left handed people are under 10% of the population.

70% of pedophiles are right-handed
99% of statistics on the internet are made up on the spot

Isn't this evidence against determinism?

Since left handers are likely more frustrated by society (more day to day inconvenience), they probably are less appealing to women in general, and therefore more likely to become pedophiles

Yeah I didn't think that through. Disregard my post.

are you retarded fingol? he's saying that 10% of people are left handed and 30% of pedos are left handed. left handed people are 3x more like to be pedophiles. there used to be serious stigma against lefties and now we are starting to see why. so are we going to ignore this statistic or do something about it?

i thought only like 5 percent of people were left landed

So it begins the real war on the Left.

kek

Is molymeme slowly walking us to the homosexual/pedo stats?

left handedness seems to make you more likely to become many things such as president of the US, maybe left handers are more likely to take risks

Only recent presidents of USA were left handed. Although you could make a case that there was a stigma of being left handed before and they might have been taught to write right handed or hid the fact that they were left handed. We can't know that so it does not matter anyway.

Am i retarded? That means 70% of pedos are right handed?

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yes but only 10% of the general population is left handed which is why it's odd.
I can't wait if so. Something tells me he'll do a better, if less entertaining rundown than Sam Hyde.

to be completely fair, a large portion of child molesters who molest their own gender also molest the opposite gender, even when they show sexual attraction to adults of the other gender, which blurs the line of whether it's homosexuals who prefer adult men, or just pedophiles with otherwise normal attraction to adults of the opposite gender, or no attraction to adults whatsoever

The Left Hand Path

it was so easy all the time

One hand has to hold the candy

Ita code for liberal democrats, but also implying that right wingers can also be sick pedos. Your welcome.

I suck at writing with my left hand, but when it comes to lifting heavy objects or doing tasks, I'll sometime use my left as my dominant arm. I think I might be a pedophile.

seriously what's he doing
molymeme has tweeting about pederasty nonstop for the past 2 hours
it's the middle of night in canada right now right?

guess I better start pretending to be right handed again lmao

Weird.
In the old days they thought left handed people were evil.

My gran had her left hand tied behind her in boarding school and had to learn how to write with her right hand.

Stefan, king of reason and logic, completely jumps the shark.

What a fuckwit.

ew who is that hideous beast?