PEE

>PEE

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Australian mouthwash.

>IN

A sip from the tip, perhaps?

>VICE
Why am I not surprised

DELE THIS!

ITS SPOSE TO BE SECRT!

Nothing wrong with taking the piss mate.

So that's how Foster's is made.

>CACA

didn't even have to open it to know it was ((((vice))))

>vice triggers the auscuck

Why is my generation so absolutely fucked.

>IN

>he doesn't give himself golden showers regularly

What are you fucking gay

why do australians piss in their crevice?
why do australians water in their clapper

White Australians will be abos in 500 years.

If they aren't already.

> mfw the amerilards have deciphered the first step of ascended shitposting.

SHUT
IT
DOWN!

If you piss in public in Australia, does that make you into a sex offender? I've heard of this happening.

You know, all that urine could have been put towards better uses, like feeding a starving child in AU. I feel all covered in flies just thinking about it

Lmao

Abbo genes are recessive and are bred out within 2 generations

abos are a dying race... dumbass

Ahem. Some piss with your fairy bread there guvneh

Perhaps a pissy vegemoite

PEE
IN
MOUTH

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>we both have pissy-coloured IDs
Dont cross streams bro

I've done it before

It tastes alright

Huge for VICE readers, maybe

Aussies do love their piss-ups.

TRICKLE IN MY LICK-HOLE

Yeah it's meh

>can't even into the abstract

You're savages and it'll get worse.

>guvneh

Nobody says this, we're not cockneys.

REEEEEEE

>ME

>flags

LEAK
IN
BEAK

PISS
IN
CREVICE

WATER
IN
CLAPPER

someone get pajeet.

I know but it's funnier. For the record I am tending to agree if we might borrow it the swift ass kickings for parliamentary punishments. You seen South Africa lately?

The last two don't rhyme

Australian's and their piss...
youtube.com/watch?v=4LBzyHr7O6Y

>A
>FUCKING
>TREE

>SEMEN BLOOD AND BREAST MILK
WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THESE 3 TOGETHER BEFORE??? HMMMMMM

>ARGENTINA

yours didn't rhyme either, at least im trying

There was this one joke webm of a guy destroying his place what looked to be drunk just unleashing randomly in a room but I lost it :(. Anybody wanna help out a bro if you know what this is?

Trickle in my lick-hole does rhyme though

Of course this is in Australia. They're upside down, so when you pee, the pee goes upside down and in your mouth

leb-user? more like huge moron

>roo

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>2016
>not taking a gulp from the pulp

I do it every time I shower, it tastes great.

Should we call them australian pissposters from now on?

oh yeah, it does phonetically. good job m80

Never heard of pissing in mouth but jumping through tables actually is huge here
Look up The Table Breaking Club 2.0 on Facebook

It truly is the land down under.

It's time to ban Aussies from entering our great nation.

XDDD
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Delete this

kek. that fucking banter.

Australians literally puke into each others mouths. They call it big bird little bird or something.
Honestly nuke Antarctica and drown this hemisphere

>god's own ambrosial aphrodisiac
>implying it's not meant to be drunk

DESIGNATED

I choose to ignore this.

URINALS

>I choose to ignore this.
classic Canadian.

please no bully
STAIN
IN
TRAIN
youtu.be/aIn9HxiP9Cs

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Digits confirm

DESIGNATED PEE CAVITIES

this only proves that VICE hates Australia

youtube.com/watch?v=yUGxLjhAKcQ&t=115s

"we went all around Australia to get opinions"
>literally only goes to Sydney, Melbourne, and Brisbane

first ive heard of it, B&B Shepard, maybe you're projecting? projecting vomit into each others mouths

Pissed myself laughing so hard it went into my mouth.

>pee in the loo

it's fucking spirit cooking perfume!
omfg kill them all now!

>Australians literally puke into each others mouths. They call it big bird little bird or something.

> Give it one last shake, before you taste the urinal cake.

aussie bogans drinkin piss not even once

p i s s i n m o u t h

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Its been around for ages, I dont see too many blokes doing it but its called "the bubbler"

Are they of the trough variety?

>
holy shit is this THE alien

My sides that picture it's gerseberms level

Vice can travel anywhere in the world and only run in to faggot hipsters

Is bubbler what they call drinking fountains in Australia? I thought that was a New England only thing.

VOMIT
IN
MOUTH

It's called gargoyling you fucking skins.

Pretty common in the gunnery branch of a few navies.

Why would that... thing even consider posing topless for a magazine.

Oh boy things like this sure make me glad to not be a millenial

Yeah no wonder they's start banging Abo's if that's what their women look like

Ah the old Aussie water fountain, classic stitch up.

You deserve to get nuked if true.

Me and my mates do something called "Lunar Larrikin"

The reason we call it that is because the moon has a "waning" and "waxing" faze, and we always wipe ear wax on our mate wayne

Didn't you read the blurb?

She wants a root from a well-hung African fella.

all the good aussie women have been taken by emus

I'm insanely happy that I neither look like nor consort with people like them. Just fucking look at them!

>Pretty common in the gunnery branch of a few navies.
that's experience talking.
the fuck out of here with trying to normalize your degenerate mouthwash!

No

>NZ
>Saying disparaging things about Australia that aren't true
You fucking beaked coconut fucks are trying to start fights you can't win.