Let's create an EU army

>let's create an EU army
>too weak to protect Europe from Russia
>just strong enough to fuck up countries that want to leave

what could possible go wrong?

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>DONT BUILD ARMY ON RUSSIAN BORDER

t. putin

Fuck the EU.

FINALLY

have fun being more irrelevant than you already are...

2 world wars
1 world cup
1 independence referendum
500,000 muzzies accepted into Germany last year

>JUST
Never have I read such a sad post filled with jealously and spite. You're fucked Germ and you know it.

>6th largest economy in the world
>5th strongest military
>permanent UN security council member
>financial capital of the world
>second largest cutural exporter after the US

>irrelevant

Stay mad Hans. We'll always be more relevant than you.

Have fun blowing up

>have fun being more irrelevant than you already are...

He says typing in English

less gdp and lower standard of living even thought you have won 2 world wars.

now having even less economic influence...

>Brexit
>more exits on the horizon
>"we need the EU army as soon as possible"

Really makes you think.

>second largest economy in the EU
>second largest contributor to the EU budget
>recipient of the lowest amount of EU aid
>permanent UNSC seat
>G8 member
>one of only two countries with global power projection capacity
>nuclear power
>tops the global soft power chart
>most widely accepted passport on the planet
>most widely spoken language on the planet
>17 of the world's top 50 universities (vs 10 from the US and 4 from Germany)
>largest financial centre of the planet
>has added more jobs since 2008 than the other 27 EU countries combined
>only EU country predicted to be one of the world's top 5 economies by 2050
>has the best dental health in the world (joint with Germany) according to the WHO

There is exactly one place where Britain is irrelevant and that's in the EU, you dirty fucking Belgian.

Doo Daah

...

The only lower standard of living will be yours, krautcuck, when you can't even leave the house for fear of being attacked by rapefugees.

>6th largest economy in the world
germany is the 5th largest

>5th strongest military
pointless if countries above you have have military 10-100 times stronger then yours.

>financial capital of the world
rofl... what is wallstreet

>second largest cutural exporter after the US
rofl

London is the financial capital of the world you dumb kraut.

You think people are suddenly going to move to Frankfurt?

Even Chicago is more important to the world economy than Frankfurt. The EU is fucked without us. You are NOTHING without us.

Enjoy your sinking ship.

UK doesn't need you fags, ever since 45 your country has been a meme. Your politicians don't dare blink unless ours or the Jews tell yours to.

Implying being outside the EU will protect you from that.

he says that while pakis are raping his women
rofl

>has the best dental health in the world

Peace breeds complacency.

> Germanistan talks about being relevant

:D :D :D :D

FIX LOO

That pic is hilarious because from all the stories I've heard it's the American troops that are the bunch of pussies. Probably something to do with the fact that they throw a rifle into the hand of an 18 year old kid and tell him to shoot arabs without giving him enough training. There's a reason why every fucking friendly fire incident during the iraq war was some cunt burger shooting/bombing his own team.

He says that while his own people are on their way here to stay away from your shithole and fix our literal shithole.

Considering most of the countries in Europe are standardized around some combination of NATO or Soviet military gear, they pretty much already have a European army should they need it. By trying to federalize it above nations, they are trying to create a cancerous behemoth like the US military that actively works against the interests of its people.

FIX YER TEETH

>germany is the 5th largest
And yet Germany is irrelevant. Most people can't even pinpoint it on a map. Nobody cares about Goymany Hans.

>pointless if countries above you have have military 10-100 times stronger then yours.
Not really. We have trident you silly kraut. What do you have? Soldiers that train with broomsticks? LOL

>rofl... what is wallstreet
London is more important to the global economy than NYC by most measures.

>rofl
What language are you speaking now? What music do you listen to? What books do you read? Chances are you've been touched by British culture in some form or another. Our cultural influence is global. Stay mad kraut.

nice try but im not a pole

>britain
>laughing at anyone else about mooslim issues

>breitbart


it's kike bullshit

not reality, insulting propaganda to my 2smartness

>a fucking brown immigrant himself
like pottery.

>what is wall street

Please keep american assets out of your dirty Turk mouth. We know what happens when muslims discuss america.

>most widely accepted passport on the planet
passportindex.org/byRank.php

>second largest economy in the EU
>second largest contributor to the EU budget
>recipient of the lowest amount of EU aid

nothing compared to what germany is paying

>only EU country predicted to be one of the world's top 5 economies by 2050

probably calculated with britain in the EU and alot of immigration

Mate we probably shouldn't give them shit about the whole muslim thing. Glass houses and all.

m8...

you are obsessed with that EU army, aren't you?
you always start threads about that
that's a lot of work for that few rubles

>What language are you speaking now? What music do you listen to? What books do you read?

-american english
-american music
-american books

dont claim the achievements from your big brother.

what mooslims?

What gains would Russia have for invading Eastern Europe??? Why is everyone shit scared (Estonia, Sweden, Poland) of Russian invasion... Can someone give me a quick rundown why would Russia invade Eastern Europe???

>being this butthurt

You're speaking English. You've read English authors and listened to English music.

You will NEVER have the same cultural influence as us Hans.

The EU is irrelevant without us. Can't wait to watch it all burn m8

The threat of russian agression is always a reality


except we dont trust these western cocksuckers to not sell us out to them again

we can handle ourselves, like we have before

our politics are retards, no one is scared of Russia

I suppose in american english.
also, is in latin letters. legacies are hard to get rid of, but are not necessarily indicative of the current situation

>we can handle ourselves
>like we have before
So you will bow down to your Russian overlords, like you have before?

>alot of immigration
This is how I know you're a troll.

Big brother?

Ffs Achmed I know genealogy isn't really your thing, but the UK is our jolly old father, not our little brother.

bow down

I really dont see what youre trying to tell me,

my family has donated money and military equipment to the Taliban

>You're speaking English. You've read English authors and listened to English music.

thats all coming form the US
even your fucking language gets defined by the US... like noone outside of the UK writes "colour"

I do :^)

That's not true, basically everyone in Britain will have listened to German music.

The only famous song ever made by a german, 99 luftballons.

> what could possible go wrong?
Weak army is better, as it would not be able to make another continental conflict possible.

If it would, anglo would instigate another world war for it`s profit.

Also army strong enough to fuck up anglo is perfect.

Here comes Euroshill

This.

Bye-bye eu.
The censoring of eu parliament is already generating big waves.

> NATO asks to spend 2% of GDP to army
> which means spending all EU economy growth on army
> not making army of your own

Aint it making you thing?

>most widely accepted passport on the planet
>has the best dental health in the world

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Partitions_of_Poland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Poland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Poland_(1945–1989)

It's a good thing our military is so strong. Being as stranded as we are, we have a shot at independence. Without EU's death tantrums. I imagine Greece may do the same.

yes, and all of this because of these western cocksuckers


which sold us out.

and this is why we have 0 trust towards them
we'll be the ones planting a knife in their backs now.

But WW2 was waged to keep you independent! Believe!

WE

yes WE


and YOU are not invited

>2011 census
That's pre- european decline

Don't lose sight of what's important, Russians are the true niggers here. Those Siberian mongoloids that fuck up everything they touch are hardly even Slavs...

All I know is Britain wants to break up the Continent, Germany wants to unify it, and this situation has happened twice before in recent history.

Take a wild guess what happened both times.

careful, they might try to invade you again if they get any more butthurt

jews won?

>Take a wild guess what happened both times.

Germany got BTFO.

Holy shit you're pathetic.

Invade with what? With soldiers on heels and sticks as a weapon?

Hvorfor skal Russland angripe oss?

You're the least one to say that Hans, fuck you and your country and die alone without taking us with your madness
At least Britain is in the process of uncucking from your influence, God save the Queen

key word is "try"

Rest assured next time they invade

they wont stop on eastern germany, like they never should have following WW2

Wrong. California is the fifth largest you cuck.

Trump should...

>pull out of NATO
>create new defense agreement to only protect anglo and non-eu countries
>literally profit

This, we dont need NATO nor an EU army

England
bantering about football
Can you explain why you are Romania tier at it then?
>it's coming home lads
It's never coming home

It's still the same, mudslimes are picked on over here.

> Britain is in the process of uncucking from your influence.

sucking US flavored dicks now...
the time of small independent countries is long over. we either adapt or die all together.

I am sure Brits would rather suck glorious freedom cock as opposed to smelly Muhammad cock.

they were imported muhammads long before they eu was a thing.

I'd rather get fucked by the US than the EU any day of the week.

The US isn't going to ask us to accept refugee quotas or free movement of people just to trade with them.

Fuck the EU. Fuck Merkel. Fuck Schultz. Fuck Junker. Fuck the whole lot of those psychopaths who want to destroy Europe.

And fuck you too if you support the EU.

>The US isn't going to ask us to accept refugee quotas or free movement of people just to trade with them.

you dont know
if trump fucks up badly the next president could be some far left nutjob.

I'd rather follow Trump's influence over Merkel/Schjewultz and in the madness we are currently going into I'd rather die alone than fighting for an "ally" country that only fights for its interests before the prosperty of the good Europe. And noone of us want to create a big state speaking english to destroy our cultures, import hordes of people who wont integrate and just wait our death from waves of migrants and muslims coming from Africa. The UE is anti-democratic, it favors only the big companies and coporations in (((their))) interest, while denying our history and turning the people into good slaves that consume. I'd rather follow Hitler's plan than the UE but its not the first time that you fuck up everything right?

>if trump fucks up badly the next president could be some far left nutjob.

Our far left nutjobs are about equal to your moderate politicians.

add Lichtenstein ;_;

>Rammstein
>Bach
>Wagner

pajeet try harder next time

well, trump changed the game.

No, it´s time for Germany to accept it is desrupting the peace of Viena and go back to being partionined and divided in 4 by the USA, UK, Russia and France.
Germany has destroyed the balance of power in europe, after two world wars and one cold war we could easly blame them for, they still talk of federations...
Clearly Germany has to be partitioned and destroyed.

every time you lose a war half your country disappears

Have fun getting Schulz'd you fucking faggot

www.breitbart.com

FAKE NEWS

I literally cant wait for:

1) The EU army's first mission to march into Poland or Hungary to "help out with a twitter revolution" which the elected leader like Orban is trying to deal with.

2) Putin's reaction to and EU army right on his doorstep.

Thank fuck Bongland is out of it, even if we have 20 years of economic shit it will be better than what will befall European countries under the boot of Gruppenfuhrer Merkel and Schultz.

would be full of slavs by now anyways
so it wasnt taht bad.

>the modern german male sees nothing wrong with this image

Kekkity kek