FRANCE HAPPENING ? sharp shooter french president

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"accidentally"

>French President immediately surrenders to the Sharp Shooter

include me in the screencap :p

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>Terrorist posing as police sharpshooter, Samuel Hydueax, has been identified following shooting in France

it could happen

>accidentally
What the fuck was this officer doing

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>According to Soud Ouest, the security services agent, located on a nearby rooftop, accidentally fired his weapon, injuring his leg in the process, while also injuring another person, understood to be a member of the LGV maintenance crew.

Remember the roach that accidentally shot the Russian Ambassador.

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FAKE NEWS.

THIS IS A RIGHT-WING CONSPIRACY

SHART-SHOOTER WAS A LE-PEN SUPPORTER.

Go back to discord redditor

i like frog

>trying to shoot hollande

seems hard, the guy is like 4'0"

No, other sources say he "accidentally" opened fire from 100 meters, the bullet went through the thigh of a dude and stopped in the leg of another guy in front of him

all of this with a single bullet

and he injured his own foot yeah

>French are this incompetent

honestly France deserves Macuck at this point

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No! Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence!

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This is what happens when you have guns and absolutely no gun culture.

>Implying he didn't try to kill Hollande

lel

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saussion

After all these terrorist attacks and migrant riots you frogs have every week, you have no reason not to elect Marine Le Pen as President.

Kek I love these movies

>still failed
>somehow not as incompetent
Cmon, user.

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He was probably trying to shoot the real sharpshooter, Abdul al-Mohammed, third of his name.

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Ariel photo of the suspect.

It looks a lot like.. no.. it can't be...

How?

>accidentally
>2 times

watching france 24 no mention of it
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but they are reporting about some gay le pen thing

>not a botched false flag
Remember, this was the plan last year to suspend elections here.
Be on the lookout frogs, and keep your baguettes sharpened

am i the only one who didnt find it funny?

bad timing

but they have a dedicated "Le Pen is a racist" widget.

yeah he fired his load to early.

Yeah same. Criminally overrated post.

bullet apparently passed through multiple people. video contains only 1 shot

I murdered you language, sorry

Obviously using magic bullets.

Did he get collateral damage pts?

@CNN: Did Trump Team orchestrate shooting at French President Hollands speech?

HOLY SHIT they are literally blaming everything on Trump

no way it happened

Link?

haha wot

It's not even the first post

yep she posted i.s beheading on twitter and the e.u is shitting a brick over it

Please spare me. I can be useful in rounding up others

He can't keep getting away with this!

Why do we tolerate old people driving?

fpbp

it happened like 1 year ago

That sounds exactly like a failed assassination attempt.

shooter is one of the injured. managed to hurt his leg somehow.

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apparently he shot himself in the foot, don't know how a second person would get injured.

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Dont lie, he showed great courage waiting till the second shot to surrender.

My tip would be his superior lost it for a few moments after the guy "accidently" shot at the crowd

Likely an accident.

If the sharpshooter sincerely wanted to kill people, from his vantage point and with his training he could do more damage than the guy at Dallas, who was in a similar position.

>apparently he shot himself in the foot, don't know how a second person would get injured.
He had really really smelly feet

It could have been a mayhem if more people were closer by

>murica with the bantz

You make me proud.

>shooting yourself in the foot
>literally

this

So guns are only allowed for police and military because they are dangerous and then some faggot cop ND's and wounds some people. Lol get it together frogs.

i think he just heard the president's speech and his blood started to boil so he tried to end his own suffering, but his bros stopped him

Reminds me of a terrorist incident in France a couple of years ago.

In early 2015, around Paris in a place called Villejuif, a paki terrorist was about to launch an attack on a Church. However, he was forced to call an ambulance after he shot himself in the leg after a failed carjacking.

we need to ban assault sharpshooters

>shart shooter
it was the CIA?

upper kek

Fuck you

German humor is no laughing matter.

i don't get it

french = surrender
funny

The one that really gets me is the Charlie Hebdo shooting and the armed fucking police officer surrenders. Obviously he gets murdered right there and then because, unbelievably, good intentions aren't bulletproof.

The kid can't even shoot straight

lel

If it's the one I'm thinking of then it's the guy who gets clipped by the dune coon, hands up on the ground, no threat and the goat fuckers kills him anyway. Hebdo gets me too because the journalist said I'd rather die than censor myself, gets killed and the whole fucking country bends over to take brown cock. Show some balls you cunts. You wonder why every other country thinks your national flag is white.

>german
>has a sense of humor
Nice try, Kraut

Leftists are hiring refugees as president's guard now? I've seen this shooting technique in Syria.

what a fucking poop of a joke!

>France has balls to stand up to the globalist war machine
>everyone makes fun of them