This meme country obviously has no place existing, how should it be split up when it collapses?

This meme country obviously has no place existing, how should it be split up when it collapses?

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>has no place of existing

Sure it does. Those little slav sluts crave white cock. When they're not doing Chaturbate shows of course.

Ukraine is less of a "Meme country" than say, Russia.

Like the whole way Russia has organized its federalization is so fucking retarded I fucking dare anyone to explain in in a way that sounds even slightly coherent.

Why are Luhansk and Donetsk regions even part of Ukraine? What's the history behind this?

Between Poland and Russia obviously. Western Ukraine always belonged to Poland.

Russia takes it all because it has the proper military but worry not, because the USA won't let Ukraine be taken over, China as well

>Between Poland and Russia obviously
you can kiss Russia's ass weakling

>Western Ukraine always belonged to Poland
oh, right, let's take the worst banderistan in

Poland gets Lviv
Romania gets bukovina and the rest of bessarabia
Russia gets everything east of the dnieper and along the coast to transnistria
Kiev is a buffer state with what's left

we have a winner

Usual Soviet cunning. Make an "ethnic" republic, but make sure it's got LOTS of Russians in it by drawing the boundaries to take in Russian-dominated areas. Justify this publicly with talk of economic viability and so on.

Ukraine is based country not degenerate cuck as yours.

Who said they will assimilate? Deport or purge them.

Between Hungary, Poland and Russia.

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Federalistaion is not a problem at all. Problem is that federal govt wants both to control everything and do not dig deep into regional problems.

Lviv is nearly all Ukrainians now, you're just larping if you think they're going to take it back

I didn't say federalization was a problem, I said the WAY it's federalized is fucking retarded.

You've got like five concurrent systems of federalization.

It's still Catholic dude

>how should it be split up when it collapses?

Loads of Ukrainian warlords.
Other countries should not be poisoned by 404.

It's a Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church in those parts

Did you overdose proxy, man?

Because it was an industrialized region, unlike most of the Ukrainian SSR. It was added to make it less agrarian.

That map looks acceptable.
>Orbán approves

>You've got like five concurrent systems of federalization.

Thx based Putin. We have governors placed by Putin, Putin's representatives placed by Putin over governors, mayors placed by Putin. And ofcourse they all are responsible only to Putin personally.

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WTF happened to the internet in Ukraine? There used to be tons more Ukrainian posters than there are now.

They have Polish or Russian flags now.

They moved to non-meme countries.

Poland takes Lwow, everything else goes to Russia.

Well that can be fixed.

Yea, in an imaginary world

The historical Ukraine is older than the USA, though.

Poland takes Lwow, Russia takes Poland.

We take Russia.

Russia takes Donbass and the east. Nationalist Ukraine takes Lviv and the west and turns into neo-nazi slav paradise. Crimea retains semi-autonomy but still subservient to Mother Russia. Everyone (besdes globalists) wins

>Ukraine minority of white nationalist and neo nazis makes a coup to retake their country

>EU and USA don't bat an eye

>Part of that country tried to become russia because they don't want to take back of this

>RUSSIA IS EVIL HOW COULD THEY!?!?!

Seriously, why is Ukraine given a pass these days? Svoboda Party is literally stormfront fags in suits and ties.

>Catholic dude
It's not. People in Ukraine call themself Catholic because they dont want to pay Russian Ortho Curch. The rituals and all the church shit including holidays is the same as orthodox but the d'nations dont go to moscow.
Only because there are few catholic churches it doesn't make the population catholic. Literally nobody's celebrating christmas in december, most of the people saw catholic communion with the crackers and priests with the weird collars only in movies.
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not on my watch putinshils

Well it's an imaginary country so...

even better

Kievan Rus=Ukraine, ukrainian west slavic tribes

In the meantime russian built huts in "novgorod republic" wasteland

Last I checked it was a real place.

>Kievan Rus=Ukraine
How are they related?
Kievan Rus' it's a meme, country with such name never existed. There is "Pycь" (latin form - Russia or Ruthenia) or "ruskaya zemlya" - "Russian land".
Russia were founded in Novgorod by Rurik, then Rurikids formed different kingdoms within Russia which later became actually independent and then these kingdoms were unitet by Vladimir-Moscow Kingdom.
Ukraine formed as geo-cultural region within Polish-Lithuania, it has no relatives with Russian statehood

I think some historians called it Kievan Rus, because the Grand Prince of the land lived in Kiev

From 882 in 1169 - yes, but initially in Novgorod.
All most famous grand princes also initially were princes of Novgorod and take Kiev in opposition to other princes.

>Federalistaion is not a problem at all.

Just wait till the bribes run out and the different regions start drifting towards their neighbors.

I think your right Prince Oleg moved it to Kiev

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Too much russian cock in your mouth, shill.

Yep, it is, Rurik Founded Rus' in Novgorod (they were vikings from roslagen, they were named rhos or rods, rus' it's slavic pronounce of it), his son Igor' was to young, and Oleg became a regent when Rurik died. He conquered Kiev and moved capital, because Kiev was much closer to Byzantium and civilization, and Igor' was first rurikid ruler of Kiev, but Novgorod remained as very significant city and Novgorod princes were extremely influential and sometimes they seized power in Kiev and became the Great Princes (Vladimir the Great, who baptized Russia was Novgorod king), Yaroslav the Wise and others.

SLAVA UKRAINI

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