You wouldn't last 10 seconds in the octagon with Chris Cuomo

Maybe you should stop talking shit about CNN unless you can put up, you fat virgins.

>Leaf
Here's my (you)

I could probably take him. CNN has no credibility.

By the way, you're defending a guy who said that if little girls don't want to see men's dicks in the bathroom, its because their parents taught them to be intolerant.

So he fights as well as he lies, impressive.

>unless you can put up
I'm willing to put up, how would I go about this?

He's deadlifting like 115 pounds, kek

>crossfit

Got a problem with that? Didn't think so

I plate each side is 135lbs or 60kg, but with the crossfit shirt and without seeing the labels for the plates it's likely much lower

How tall is he? Because Im built like that except Im 6'3''

If the bar is not bending, it's female weight

cia assets should be able to lift more than that.

That muscle just makes he a bigger target

Him

Lol id set up a 3 plate deadlift next to his cucked ass and slam that shit on the ground in front of him in a show of dominance. He'd fucking flinch and crawl away and probably stay away from the gym forever

He would probably kick my ass although I do lift much heavier than that.

>needing chalk to deadlift 60kg
I hate these faggots the most

..... before he try's to suck your cock.

>muscle

dyel's get out reeeeee

Chris Cuomo can't last 10 seconds with a 6 year old boy. Such an obvious pedophile

yeah but I can last 10 minutes in that sweet tight man pussy hes got

lol if that dumbass attacked me i'd shoot him just as quickly as anyone else who would attack

>Crossfit
Yeah no, call me when he isn't a Jewish pussy and maybe I'll show him some mercy.

/thread

Chris Cuomo likes little girls

Those plates are not fucking 135s

They're probably 45s

Kek

Anderson Cooper should show his workout regime that the CIA taught him

Would you fuck him afterwards?

He's a one-pump chump

Good thing none of us will ever be in any kind of geometric shape with him.
Why would we let physical strength trump intelligence?

this

He's not even deadlifting.

6'1", 210 lbs according to google. No fighting experience that I can see.

I'm a manlet with a black belt. I'd fucking wipe the mat with that cuck. Not sure if it'd be more fun to do a standing chokeout or break his arm after rubbing my ass on his face.

>be autist
>get bullied
>daddy sends me to karate
>let the autism do it's work
>black belt
>still autistic

I will fuck him up in 5 seconds and spend the next 5 seconds peeing in his ear while sounding my autistic warcry. Fucking normies are already scared of me when riding in the same elevator.

kek

this

Leaf

Most CrossFit faggots have no lower body strength so sweeping his legs would be easy. Get his kike ass into a closed guard and have at it. Ground and pound or an arm bar.

Don't worry senpai, we've got our own

I don't know why my mother ever took me out of karate. I picked that shit up so quick and I ultimately found out later in life that I also have autism.

Could've been a damn black belt several times over.

I think I would. And I would sleep him for a while.

oops, picture

>Crossfit
Lmao...
t. /fit/

He's only lifting about 200lbs...

> tribal tatto
>2017

I bet he went to MIT.

I don't think Crossfit is a preferred workout regime by /fit/

>You wouldn't last 10 seconds in the octagon with Chris Cuomo
If he is so good at cage fighting, he should do that.....most of us on /pol would beat his ass in a debate on his show....

He is shit at what he does, so create a condition that does not exist for him to be good at?

Have a sage, than go drink bleach.

>implying I wouldn't
>implying violence is an acceptable response to criticism
The tolerant left, everyone.

fake news fake weights

Whether is be a no-holes-barred fight to the top, or a motherfucking spelling contest, I'd obliterate this manlet bitch.

When you don't care if your opponent dies or is permanently disabled, you always win.

Sup Forums should organize a debate between the top journalists. Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon, this cuck, and several others.

>edgy

CrossShit.... Those are 10 lbs weights on a 35 pound bar... I'll eat him alive.

man why are Americans seriously lacking in reading comprehension

I use Chalk for 225x5 at 150lbs am I okay senpai

>crossfit

Because I'm doing other shit, leaf, that's why

Now go suck a maple tree until you get some syrup out of it.

140 kg deadlift is basically 0, it's like benching the bar or squatting 100 kg, it's the starting weight. You think slamming 140 kg makes you look strong?

He's a turbo manlet.

>25lb bumper plates
>chalk

Mixing stunts with wightlifting and terribel form is never a good idea

>Why would we let physical strength trump intelligence?
Because violence is golden

45 lb bar + 2*45 lb plates = 135 lbs total.

Jesus, I'm a hungry skeleton and I deadlift more than him.

Lol.
> square off with this cuck in the octojew
> He's fighting to make me tap or knock me out
> In fighting to kill.
> bell rings
> he goes in for the "no hard feelings" fist bump
> fake the fist bump and kick him in the balls
> He bends over in pain and I drop an elbow with the force of fatboy on his spine.
> he drops
> take the back
> do an airway choke, fuck the blood choke
> feel it crush
> stand up and end it in typical maribe corps fashion
> Stomp his head in
> mattis Is pleased

i wouldn't outrun usain bolt
and i wouldn't be able to out shitpost a fucking leaf either

whats your point

this thread really iluminates my backyard.

all u got baited.

>but muh gains and lifts

Which is nothing. I've seen women do more than that

>Argentina
You'd probably beg him for some pesos

respect the fact he has worked hard for that body

>Bell rings
>goes in for the "no hard feelings" fist bump
>do a 360 jump spin
>land solid on both feet
>give knife hands
>Cuomo is now in a coma

I only use chalk for my heavier sets because I swear like crazy. Does that count?

Faggot

not really no.

jesus and only 225? embarassing even though you are a skinlet

That's not chalk, user. That's from beating the shit out of white people.

Only faggots do Cross fit. Real men power lift.

thats 225 kg right?

>tfw curved spine, one leg is shorter than the other
>tfw deadlifted without knowing it
>spine is fucked for life, can't lift with back, run, also it hurts when sitting or laying on back
>afraid to go to new spine scan because they might recommend me a surgery

I would beat chris cuomo to death easily, breaking one limb ata time.
pro Trump stud here.

chris cuomo on roids liek mor guido block faces

such an ugly horse face fag

get it taken care of and get it over with.

check out decompression therapy. There are non-invasive to help most issues.

>crossfit
kek purge these fags