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HAPPENING: AMAZON S3 IS DOWN, THE INTERNET IS BURNING
Eli Baker
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Michael Harris
what?
Grayson Nguyen
pretty much the entire internet now runs on amazon, and some of their machines are down for some reason.
Samuel Ward
Shut the fuck up.
Colton Murphy
I have a few s3 instances.
They're fine. Sage.
Adam Sanchez
is it time ?
Matthew Harris
Someone will replace them, calm your autism
Austin Stewart
going to need some sauce
Jason Thomas
I can get on the site but I checked for an order of mine that's on the way and that section is down.
Kayden Robinson
I'm perfectly calm, buddy.
Joshua Howard
They have outages sometimes.
The downside of centralization
>theverge.com
Dominic Wilson
huh?
Joseph Nguyen
zerohedge.com
Some context since OP didn't bother
Charles Hernandez
S3 doesn't have "instances" shitlord. Anyway up on drudgereport.com. Confirmed habbening. Everything is fucked.
Jose Gomez
if the internet wouldn't work anymore, what would be your last words to your fellow Sup Forumsbros?
Leo Mitchell
Nice b8 m9
Christopher Ramirez
Updates for those interested
Jaxson Flores
Benis
Noah Cox
op is a faggot with no source
sage
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Carter Stewart
Isitdownrightnow.com also appears to be down as a result of the outage
kek has a sense of humor
Hudson Bennett
who got the genius idea of hosting servers in the Amazon forest anyway? dumb americans
Lucas Morris
Matthew Parker
See you in Constantinople.
Deus Vult.
Tyler Peterson
this
Eli Lopez
See you innawoods
Joshua Lewis
it's only one region that's down. all my sites are running just fine
Blake Gray
>A fucking leaf blows shit out of his ass
classic
Jeremiah Jones
Student worker at IT department. Canvas is down, calls back to back about not being able to connect and quizzes being due. Everyone asks for an ETA.
Thank god I don't have to man the help desk
>tfw sitting in the back watching Netflix all day
Gavin King
it's been nice knowing you guys :'( see you in heaven, hell, nowhere or wherever it may be
Oliver Hall
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Joshua Reyes
OP is a faggot
Asher Barnes
chill out, i'm downloading adobe acrobat. i'll fix this.
Christian Bennett
LOL at amazon's shitty health dashboard
Dominic Collins
S3 HAS BUCKETS faggot not instances
Thomas Clark
Which one of you 400 pounders did this?
Adrian Butler
Looks like its a big deal
Jason Davis
I don't think there is anyone with the cash to compete, not to mention its almost impossible to convince investor to try and invest in competition because amazon is so big they'll end up hosting their shit on their servers.
Josiah Brooks
it's nothing until jewtube works.
Liam Peterson
don't blame me
Robert Cox
> mfw Sup Forums works
John Jackson
Path of Light
Matthew Hughes
with jews you lose
Daniel Collins
"The S3 outage is due to “high error rates with S3 in US-EAST-1,” according to Amazon’s AWS service health dashboard, which is where the company also says it’s working on “remediating the issue,” without initially revealing any further details.
Affected websites and services include Quora, newsletter provider Sailthru, Business Insider, Giphy, image hosting at a number of publisher websites, filesharing in Slack, and many more. Connected lightbulbs, thermostats and other IoT hardware is also being impacted, with many unable to control these devices as a result of the outage.
Less than 50%"
https:// techcrunch.com/2017/02/28/amazon-aws-s3-outage-is-breaking-things-for-a-lot-of-websites-and-apps/
Carson Scott
:DDD
Elijah Fisher
Oracle is trying, they started their bare metal cloud last year if I recall
Jackson Smith
...
Robert Richardson
faceit queues are down
Dylan Torres
aws.amazon.com
compare this map of amazons server locations to norse-corp's live attack map
looks like china is behind this
Jacob Richardson
woops forgot link
John Rogers
...
Jaxon Robinson
Cease the memes of destruction
Jonathan Perez
They better not fuck up my order...
Anthony Sanders
>>china
So te Clintons are behind it then?
Jackson Fisher
>tfw you ordered a fleshlight
>tfw it will never get here before the world collapses
>tfw you have to jerk off with your hands during apocalypse like some loser
Logan Flores
this is bait
Jack Hughes
they bought us, Dyn, in order to help with this. If you recall, we were the sole target of the 10/20 attack (because we do Twitter's DNS and we all know what was maybe going to happen in London that day in the Ecuadorian embassy if not for internet shutdown)
Kayden Martinez
THE JEW IS AFRAID THE JEW IS AFRAID
KILL THE ROTHSCHILD FAMILY AND THE CLINTONS AND ALL THE SATANISTS BEFORE THEY KILL YOU ALL
Jonathan Rogers
its happening
Luke Long
Interesting that a lot of that traffic is from MICROSOFT WTF
Nathaniel Cruz
Kikery, brought to you almost always by kikes, is the main source of all the problems in the civilizated world.
Jeremiah Smith
Argentina is white
Ryan Russell
No wonder I couldnt download shit off of GITHUB. Fuck the kikes
Nathaniel Brown
I want to fall asleep in Taylor Swift's arms
John Cruz
All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world
Jacob Sanchez
Wow, so dyn is part of Oracle now?
Blake Reyes
This guy. This fucking guy has to be the most annoying and utter fake as they come faggots I have ever seen.
His argument:
>Make sex joke bcus muh voice
>show clip from House
>moron.wav
>Special snowflakes eksdee
Side note: his video effects are taken by premade ready to buy assets like those old intros Call of Duty players would use. I know many of the creators of these works and its clear he pirated them.
Jeremiah Carter
Blow out soon, stalker.
Juan Lee
Tinder seems to be fucked too
Nathan Nguyen
Fox Business News just reported that Apple's servers are down too
Lucas Perez
Yes, yes.
Nicholas Brooks
>Interesting that a lot of that traffic is from MICROSOFT WTF
Last time something like this happened was the day that Assange was silenced.
Kayden Torres
Off topic, but I've been having a pretty busy/joyless week. The way you phrased that gave me my first belly laugh in a while. Thanks.
Also, bump.
Robert Evans
Wikipedia says u guys were acquired in November. That's after our fateful day in october
Cameron Russell
Guys it's only a matter of time until Sup Forums is down...
Gentlemen, prepare your hanging ropes
Matthew Gutierrez
What are you people talking about.
>Sup Forums working
>instagram working
>Jewtube working
>jewgle working
>even amazon is working
There is absolutely nothing down
Austin Sullivan
OY GEVALT
Caleb Sanders
You are in Germany dude.
Samuel Williams
>tfw you went with Microsoft Azure
Eli Cruz
>nevermind
Seems that some websites like imgur and other irrelevant sites are down right now.
Mason Davis
Jews did 9/11 Niggers
Luis Wright
Ashburn, Viriginia where Amazons fucked up server is located, is under heavy ddosing by chinese ips
Wyatt Flores
yes well, i suppose, depending on who you talk to, part, or perhaps all of the motivation behind buying Dyn was due to our resiliency and impressive performance on that fateful day, lol.
Adrian Brooks
Shits not working yo.
Fucking hell.
Kevin Hill
scamazon dot com
Brandon Taylor
I hope you all have qt 3.14 gfs one day.
Jackson Fisher
imagine the world without internet
Justin Green
the jews did this
Wyatt King
"There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish"
Nolan Brown
only semi-related but, CometPingPong.com, who also uses AWS: wouldn't you think they'd just use the Ashburn, VA location to? But yet for some reason, they use one in Dublin, Ireland! Weird, eh?!
Justin Bennett
I surrender.
Tyler Morales
The only answer
Nolan Myers
Praise Kek, of course.
Jordan Edwards
Cool, interesting insight. What positon do you hold with them?
Juan Morgan
>pretty much the entire internet now runs on amazon
How come i can still shitpost, checkmate atheists faggots.
Elijah Williams
"This guy is a kike"
Chase Richardson
Where's my mom?
S C A R E D
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Wyatt Ramirez
It's fucking midterms week!
Caleb Jones
See you in the Race Wars.
Cameron Mitchell
Internet is down for me too, I can't even post here.
Nolan Nelson
Habbening cancelled. It's back. Back to work... ugh