Shitposting priviledge

when are we gonna address the australian shitposting priviledge?

>be me
>recently had vacations is australia
>made tons os shitposts
>never banned
>come back
>make shitpost
>get banned

wtf?

Australian posters have been memed up by USA to fight their Canadian menace.

They need them here.

From America
can confirm

We're the hero 4chins needs, but not the one it deserves

This. And only this.

United we stand against the canadian menace. USA, and our cool brother with the nice accept who calls erasers "rubbers"
>rubbers are condoms

I heard Australians like to piss in their own mouths

This. Sometimes you need to ally with evil to counter a greater evil

As a proud american I can say that I piss in my own mouth on occasion. And I think that I can singlehandedly represent every american on this board when I say that we all piss in our own mouths. Australians are better people in every way, and should never ever be disrespected.

>t. abbo with a vpn

I get banned all the time faggot

top kek

"You call that a ban? That's not a ban..."

#NotAllCanadians

>cuz we are all secretly waiting for it

Affirmative.

it's just a little spray in the gob

>Canadian menace

Yeah, fuck those leafs amirite my fellow Australian? Koalas and didgeridoos are the best. And how about that Barrier Reef?

Our flag has magic powers.

...

>insinuating they have computers

fpbp the australians were very important in flanking the canadians during the meme wars it allowed the UK and the US to focus all its efforts on CTR

Canucks and Ozzis are two sides of the same shit posting coins.
We are perfectly opposite, but similar at the same time.
Criminals deported to Oz, the meek are exported to Canada.
Homosapien Abos run rampant in Oz, Neanderthal Abos run rampant in Canada.
You are cooking a good part of the year while we freeze.

Fuck off cunt, this "hurr durr different people have different strengths" is the same excuse people use to not admit they are inferior

>the military history of the meme wars

>even an abbo can shitpost better than a leaf...sniffs petrol.