PAPA JOHNS NO

PAPA JOHNS NO

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Free market, bitch.

but just stop fucking talking about pizza
Makes me hungry every time

>m-muh late-stage capitalism

Who cares? Papa John's taste like complete shit anyways

can I get a quick rundown on Papa John?

If there is a market for this it will work, I guarantee they did this because people asked.

People act like the pizza is good, but it isn't. Also they actually give you a container of butter with the pizza. Totally disgusting.

Papa John's makes shitty pizza.

I wouldn't know if their pizza is good, I only eat at local artisan pizzerias.

Who the fuck cares? If you don't want to pay the $3, don't pay.

Will the FDA institute a pizza neutrality law now?

>container of butter with pizza

It's an American based company. What do you expect.

2 containers

Shut the fuck up liberal faggot.

>2 containers

Look at this fag eating half a meal by himself

>butter with the pizza
Ok, my hunger is gone.

I was driving in Kentucky a few years ago, ran this fucker over on his bicycle.

Nearly killed him. Sorry for not finishing the job.

This
>garlic butter sauce
If someone gave me this on purpose I'd rape their mom

What is so scandal about this Domino's has already started this

heh

I too only like local pizzerias they are much better made fresh and with local ingredients

>not making your own pizza

Their pizzas are awful, but they have some of the better cheesy bread.

How is this a news story?
How is this post political?

Money talks. You poor fucks get to wait.

That's actually soybean oil

>eating shit because it's "authentic"

>not liking the garlic butter dipping sauce
You're not an america.

>I only eat at local artisan pizzerias.

In other words roach infested shitholes.

>or at least placing your order an hour early

>tfw the closest Pizza place near me is a Papa John and some Mom and Pop place
>tfw Both are shit
I miss New York

They ran over my dog when I was a kid and sped away. I've hated them ever since.

The only thing they do right is include a pepperoncini

>Not buying local to support the local economy, keep money in your neighborhood, cut down on fuel costs, take trucks off the road and generally make the world a slightly better place

It's like you don't even believe in compassionate capitalism (but I support your god given right to spend your money as you please)

:3

>Alefantis bows to the Papa
>in contact with Ukrainian child smugglers
>possesses deep-dish capabilities
>controls Kentucky with an iron whiskey still

shitty ingredients

shitty pizza

papa johns

it's for dipping the crust in

Chains are just as roach infested

>buy a calzone
>get meat filling
>result is 85% meat 15% cheese

Why

Why can nobody make a fucking calzone

This. Shit tastes like salad on bread, toasted.

I'm sorry :(
RIP user's dogger

Papa John killed my family

then open your own pizza place you dork.

>Chains are just as roach infested

naw. They have protocols and shit. A Franchise has to get cleanliness down to a science so the retards running one branch don't ruin the entire brand.

i had a calzone made by a place by me and it was filled with a stack of cold pepperoni

I don't see the problem. If you can't afford an extra 3 dollars for a pizza then you shouldn't be buying the pizza anyways since cheese causes insanity.

Unless you live in NYC chances are pretty high that PJs is the only decent pizza place in your area. Sad.

theme-park fast-passes have made it to restaurants

the end of civilization is approaching

"it's a 30 minute wait for a table, or for $100 we'll seat you right now"

yeah i've worked in franchises before and that isn't true

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Everything is made with soybean or canola oil or some other shit. Haven't eaten pizza or fast food in like 6 months and I'm never eating it again.

calzones are just pizzas with birth defects

>doesnt like garlic butter

whats wrong with you?

They're fucking terrible. Just go to Mom and Pop places. For Califags, go to Topper's as well.

Fuck papa john and fuck his shitty sauceless pizza

>for califags

Toppers is not a Californian company

Way to sound like a total leaf. Tho I also prefer weird pizza at local places like Octoberfest or gyro

Watch it just be "pay 3 dollars, and we guarantee it's sent out to deliver within 10 mins"
Now offer me 3 dollars for a drone to deliver, then we're in business.

Finally.

But I'm just some useless NEET loser. What makes you think I can open up my own business?

Without exaggeration, easily the worst pizza I have ever eaten, comes with the most disgusting sauce imaginable, awesome combo.

There's a place around here that's a chain, but it's not widespread, just a few locations in the region.

Their pizza is fucking amazing, and I gladly pay a bit extra for it.

Hey man. I've never seen a Mcdonalds that didn't get an A for cleanliness.

I don't think it's a coincidence.

,OLOOOLL

>eating pizza
>2016

you have only yourselves to blame holy shit learn how to grill you chode

Their pizza is great as fuck. Will make you feel like shit after eating one slice.

>They're fucking terrible. Just go to Mom and Pop places. For Califags, go to Topper's as well.
You say that like mom and pop pizza places are default better
For 30 years, I never had to worry about finding good mom and pop pizza
then I moved to dallas
90% of the mom and pop places are below even pizza hut and dominos standards.
It's taken me a few years to finally find a good one.
Papa Johns is basically a step below quality mom and pop. So if you only have crappy mom and pop, go to papa johns.

topperspizzaplace.com/locations/
Am I on the wrong website? I can't find a location in any other state.

How long you been saving that meme?

>Their pizza is great as fuck.

I meant GREASY, not great.

I refuse to believe this is a Freudian slip because their pizza is definitely not great.

>then I moved to dallas
I lived in Fort Worth for a while. There was a Boss's, and a Joe's Pizza and Pasta. The latter was my favorite but it closed down some time ago I think.

papa driver reporting.
extra $2.99 on top of $2.99 delivery fee already in place plus overpriced pizza pies.

>mfw people here will pay it +tip

>Pay more to get your pizza 10 mins faster
>Still have to tip delivery driver
>End up overpaying for garbage pizza

I'm beginning to understand why the jews are able to get away with so much in America. You guys are too easy to squeeze money out of.

7 months.

heres the confusion
toppers.com/

This is no coincidence, user. I think you might be tsundere for the Papa.

Its a Wisconsin based company. You think a Californian company would advertise "Real Wisconsin Cheese!", seeing as they already tried to steal the Dairy State label from us? Also its a pro stoner company for those interested. Best house pizzas around, even though they discontinued the philly cheese steak pizza in my area.

Theres plenty in the Midwest. Theyre not the biggest company to begin with is all. Californians happen to have more money to throw at them because theyre expensive so Id imagine they have quite a few locations there.

why should I eat anything other than costco pizza?

>NYT

reported

I never tip the delivery guy, am I a bad person?

its an offshoot of Pizza Hut. It lacks the creativity or the heartiness of pizza hut's thicker crusts and sauce. its good if its free or you're starving

they do have good garlic butter

no, tipping is for morons

>Joe's Pizza and Pasta
That's the problem
There are like 5 Joes Pizza and Pastas in DFW
and none of them are related
But my current fave is also named that.

God damn it! You are exactly why I never leave the house anymore....there is a chance I might run into a faggot like you

Only if the delivery guy is a nigger.

Ahhhh

yeah ok that makes sense

hes jewish

Kek, I think they might be two entirely different companies. One's Wisconsion-only and the other is California-only.

red baron reporting in

Yup, hence the confusion.

kek

We have it here, and it's the best pizza in town (1mil population).

you seem knowledgeable

which ones better?

My interest in state based dick swinging needs to know.

That's interesting. They changed the logo and everything, that's why I thought they were two different entities. The few times I went I thought they were pretty good. Not amazing, but not like PJs tier garbage.

good, I don't want to wait an extra five minutes for my pizza pie and sodie pop

No way, there's at least a Domino's nearby and it still not great but way better then that Papa John's trash. Papa John's makes a shit pizza and throws a jalapeno in with the pizza because it's the only hope of flavor in that box of disappointment.

they are different companies

i-i like papa johns desu...

Dominos is best.

Pizza hut is for chumps.

Papa John's is expensive as shit and also tastes like shit.

Little Caesar's is cardboard.

Papa Murphy's is literally Digiorno.

can I get a quick rundown on this meme?

Literally the best frozen pizza
Pizza rolls and Hot pockets can suck a dick