Uh... guys

Uh... guys

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>feels good man

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But drumpf is supposed to destroy the economy only then will king obabbo come and save us

this is not good

the market was over-valued before the election....baking in more value now is absolute insanity

I ain't afraid of hell ...
(Drums...)
I'm already there.

I think they Jews are trying to tank the market

How the fuck does it keep happening?

Get ready for a correction fags

Nice cactus flower. Yours? What type?

You mean markets fluctuate. COLOR ME SHOCKED!

Dow 40,000 under Trump cap this

are we going to see jewish tricks?

massively inflating the stock market is easy, stocks have been going up for years now to the dismay of goldbugs

Depends...

If the fed sharply increases intrest rates then its clearly on purpose to try to fuck Trump.

Jews inflating stock to crash them later with no survivors.

This is bad, not good. We are essentially pumping more hot air into this balloon, market is overinflated to hell right now

>If the fed sharply increases intrest rates then its clearly on purpose to try to fuck Trump.
so the fed shouldn't act and allows trump to trigger a hyperinflation? it doesn't matter what they do since conspiracytards will blame the fed when the bubble pops anyways

This.

All of this good market news is very unsettling. We've been due for a correction for a long damn time. It's only going to be more painful now.

I think they're trying to sabotage it to make Trump look like Hitler.

>allows trump to trigger a hyperinflation

Fucking leaf. Figures you're a fucking retard.

The market crash is one of the biggest reasons Hitler rose to power, nobody would listen to him before.

The problem is, crash will happen now _after_ "worse than Hitler" came to power.

Trump is an absolute mad man

He's actually making the country great again

big increases in spending on infrastructure and military and easing loan requirements will definitely push up inflation, all trumps proposals are inflationary and if he tries to politicize the fed you definitely could see things go bad quickly

GET OUT OF THERE IT'S GONNA BLOW

this fucking chart doe

allstarcharts.com/fair-compare-market-1929/

the FED controls the rates, and theyve been waiting for Trump to tale office to raise them. I'd say it'll be third quarter of this year. give people an okay summer, then crunch them right during shopping season and make Trump the grinch.

You have full-blown down syndrome.

>I'd say it'll be third quarter of this year. give people an okay summer

KILL MYSELF SENPAI

HYPERINFLATION DOLLAR COLLAPS

Love this news but also scared. Recently inherited a bunch of money but its tied up in stocks while the estate is settled. So scared market will tank before and I have zero investment or financial knowledge. Could anyone give some advice or ease my worries? Most of it is mutual funds and GE stock about a mil + or so.

Hope it crashes and burns

The fun times were supposed to start 4 years ago, what gives?

Call Dave Ramsey.

>post ending in 1776
>uh... guys
>revolution confirmed

Daily reminder that stock market gains based on sentiment and not fundamentals (actual profits) are ripe for corrections. We are also 8 years into a bull market and the cyclical nature of the markets is about due to catch up with us. Valuations are in the 95+th percentile historically. I wouldnt be screaming about muh stock market gains right now if I were on the Trump train. Its gonna look bad when it comes crashing down sometime in the next couple years.

People are optimistic as fug right now

I know I am after that speech last night

If it crashes, let it ride and don't pull it out immediately like a fucking autist. That's why so many people walked away from '08 poor as fuck, when their portfolios would have been worth substantially more had they just waited it out for a few years.

Silver, Cobalt, Zync, and if you can Paladium and Platinum nigga, you literally can't loose that much money here. You also won't gain that much but in the event of a crash everyone is going to try and grab metals anyway.

0.75% interest rates

US economy hasn't grown at all since 2008 crash, it's just inflating.

Blame the suburban and rural retards

The "economists" of today are the same as state philosophers of the past. Their job is to tell the elites how smart they are.

>about a mil + or so.

Hedge 10% of it into gold, 5% into BTC and 1% into Ethereum. Pull $25K in cash.

If you don't have guns then put aside $5k for a nice pistol, rifle, a lot of ammo and any other stuff that goes along with it (training courses?)

The market has been completely fraudulent for years now. If DoJ had gone full-bore on Deutsche the entire global economy would be fucked because of the derivatives exposure. We've been doing the whole "pretend everything is okay while the music slows down", only expanded out years instead of weeks a la 2008.

Remember that whole "shemitah" thing that people on Sup Forums were fucking freaking about?

Well it's real, it's just this time it was different. Instead of "harvesting" like they always do, the kikes simply restructured their portfolios.

Check the AUG 2015 VIX and you'll see what I mean

Seriously. Wait til the Fed raises rates. Who knows how aggressively they will do it. I love Trump but I'm always cautious about the stock market... I think its a rigged game.

I would look to have that money in a well diversified portfolio that includes 30+% bonds. You want your exposures as broad as possible. Concentrated position in GE is prolly best sold off to to buy low feed braod mutual funds that replicate the market. Go for the lowest fee possible, vanguard funds are generally quite good and low fee. That said, there may be tax consequences to selling off your GE stock and it may be better left where it is depending on your tax basis. BUt I would think that your tax basis should 'reset' upon the settling fo the estate, so you should be fine to sell it off without significant tax consequence

>Markets going up
>Despite Trump still not setting in stone and motion his economic plan

Well this is going to end in tears Im sure.

This, I wish Trump himself would tell us how fucked we are, I wish he had said something last night. He's also been retarded about "muh optimism 20k"

I think he just took the bait of claiming all economic activity during his presidency is his doing.

He also should have gotten Ron Paul to be treasurer

Reminder that Marxist approach to economics makes a country recession proof.

How the Drumpf stole Christmas. I can see the shitty normie memes now.

The Jews at the Fed are why we need National Socialism.

Capitalism must be stopped and replaced with something that serves the people.

Not sharply, but slowly. That way it'll crash in about 3 years.

t. awful sauce

How bad we talking once the correction happens.
Great depression or recession

Trump said he cheered for 2008 housing market crash because people like him would go in and buy up. He gave the game away. Recessions happen and will keep happening because they are good for rich people and business. Not little shit proles like you.

>Capitalism must be stopped
>Shitler privatized banks and industry and was the same corporatists piece of shit
>all socialists in NSDAP got killed
Hello, Strasser. Try not to get purged this fucking time.

He's in a no-win situation, optimism buoys the market, which creates optimism.

If someone with enough clout, ie trump, forces the market to realize that it is living in the clouds, it will crash.

Greatest Depression

It also makes a country in a perpetual state of depressed economy. I'd rather take the ups and downs of free markets than the horribly inefficient use of capital that marxism entails

Bigger than Great Depression.

You don't inflate the stock market by +150% and expect nothing to go wrong.

This sounds somewhat familiar to what one financial adviser has told me. Then again another told me to stay put like an above poster. Its kind of overwhelming going from being poor fag to having to suddenly understand a bunch of financial jargon and activities.

Fire, brimstone, dead rising from the grave, dogs and cats living together.

This is what happens before a market crash dumbass.

so you're going to cash out the stocks as soon as you can? why?

also listen to this guy if shit hits the fan and the trump bubble bursts dont panic. hold the line. most people will sell at the bottom thinking they got out before bottom hit.

read some shit and learn. actually, since you said all your shit is in mutual funds i suggest you start with a frontline program called "the retirement gamble" and move all your shit to Exchange Traded Funds.

you might want to get a financial adviser but i used to work for a financial advisory firm and they take lots of your money when the market is up and they take your money when the market is down. i worked there during the 2008 crash and all of our clients were calling in and bitching about how we were still charging them fees when they were losing tens of thousands of dollars. "you would have lost MORE money if it wasnt for us" is what we would tell them.

>Its kind of overwhelming going from being poor fag to having to suddenly understand a bunch of financial jargon and activities.

Dude, don't complain. If I could switch with you right now, I would. I'm $7k in the hole from a bad short.

Buddy plz.

We have a board for that

>Hello, Strasser. Try not to get purged this fucking time.

I'm actually an ancap, I was just trolling you

Socialism is retarded.

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Jews Jewing Jews while money laundering. Wall street is a nigger tier bullshit game.

your memes are shit

go back to infchan

RaHoWa, Day of the Rope and Trumpist strain of fascism confirmed. Whether it is bad or not depends on your political affiliation.

Pfffffffftt. Fag

Is this going to be another incident where Trump is to blame for bad economy?

I hear you. Beware of financial managers that are your friends. I have gotten burned by one. Not anything criminal, just bad advice. Having a friend manage your money is just a bad dynamic as you trust that person on some level, but it is easy to conflate that personal trust with trust in their financial knowledge and ability to predict the market. No one can predict the market. And anyone who tells you they have special insight is fooling themselves or you. Perhaps some of the bigger banks with huge armies of researchers get a leg up on tactical trading, but dont think they are going to give you, some mass affluent customer, their secret sauce. That is kept or the ultra wealthy and for the banks own trading.
Instead, focus on the guys that take a disciplined, hands off approach and focus instead on low fees. A financial manager can be very beneficial in setting up your portfolio based on your financial goals and keeping you disciplined so that you dont buy high and sell low, as is the natural human tendency to be optimistic when everyone else is and pessimistic when everyone else is. You want to ride it out for the long term, buy MORE when the market is crashing and buy LESS when the market is soaring. A good financial advisor will help you navigate that tricky dynamic.

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Trump can blame Obama for it anyway, it is not like he single handedly created the crash.

>commie
Yeah no fuck off with your cult

Commies suck ass

Now is not the time to be mad. That comes later.

Something's going on.

Show me all those bright shining examples of success in centrally planned economies. I'm all ears. And socialist economies dont crash? Hows Venezuela doin?

Trump blaming Obama for the unavoidable impending crash would have a lot more credibility IF HE WASNT TAKING CREDIT FOR THE GAINS RIGHT NOW. He is a fuckin retard

The Marx "God tier" one starts off in the first sentence with a bad and incorrect premise. Value isn't decided by labor. It is decided by the demand people place on it. If I find a chest full of gold or mine the same amount out of the earth the value doesn't change at all.

Lads, OP is a faggot.

Here's why:

Anyone who hasn't been living under a rock knows the economy is in a HUGE bubble.

The reason why is because under Obama, the Interest Rates have been set to 0% for all these years.

The foot is on the accelerator, and the stock market is in a bubble.

What is going to happen is, the market is going to tank; this will be blamed on TRUMP.

The Democrats know the economy is going to tank, and they are trying to set Trump up.

Listen to this speech by these snakes:

youtube.com/watch?v=x5NyzezOPLo

The average American like OP will blame Trump for this, when it's been Obama's mess all along.

WE NEED TO WAKE THE PEOPLE UP!

>Meanwhile in Europe, Canada, South Korea, and Australia

Venezuela isn't socialist enough, and it's entire economy being based on oil is shit. But it's doing better than Colombia or Bolivia.

>USSR had no recessions
>and 70% of Russians want it back
>ex-commie countries are becoming increasingly disillusioned with capitalism
m8, you have no idea

This is the worst garbage I've ever read.

Marx was a jew hired by the bourgeoisie to steal all the money from the idiots who followed him.

Checkmate.

Sigh.

This is like watching a Don King boxing match and trying to guess who's gonna win next. In the end, you should always be betting on Don King. The people in the ring are just a distraction.

>USSR had no recessions
But you had to wait in line for hours for fucking basic necessities that were not adequately planned for.
>and 70% of Russians want it back
>ex-commie countries are becoming increasingly disillusioned with capitalism
Sauce please. Its been my experience with folks from ex-commie countries that they hated the inefficiecnees of centralized planning, that it was horribly disenfranchising for them to see stockpiles of shit they did not need and horrible shortages in shit they did indeed need. Add in the lack of opportunity, and you have a total shit sandwich. Thats what centrally planned economies are at their core. Shit sandwiches.

Tired of winning yet?

Expedite the settling of the estate by any means necessary. Once that is done, take your portion and invest in multiple CDs that will auto pay you monthly to help out with bills. Make certain no matter how much the payout is, your investments will continue to grow in dividends so as to "never run out" (figure a 1% interest so as to never run out of funds as a fail-safe).

Get a fucking licensed CPA that will do your taxes for you each and every year.

Start an S-Corp and make all your "personal" purchases through it so as to tax exempt them; also do all work/earnings through it. Break it even every year.

>Venezuela isn't socialist enough
Everybody knows you don't go full leaf.

It's an obvious bubble. Blind optimism, irrational exuberance, the rise before the fall. It's inevitable, and I'm glad it's finally going to happen within a few years.

Us happeningfags have something to look forward to.

>But you had to wait in line for hours for fucking basic necessities that were not adequately planned for.
>implying that was always the case
Gorbachev's reforms were trash, but you need to stop repeating dumb CIA memes.

>Canada
Kek, good one, buddy.
We're crumbling right along side you fellas south of the border.
The only thing is, there's hope for you with Trump. We're doomed to crumble for at least another few years.

pewglobal.org/2011/12/05/confidence-in-democracy-and-capitalism-wanes-in-former-soviet-union/

Here.

It's pretty obvious they're going to crash the stock market while he's president

MASS HYSTERIA

>pewglobal.org/2011/12/05/confidence-in-democracy-and-capitalism-wanes-in-former-soviet-union/
>Two decades after the Soviet Union’s collapse, Russians, Ukrainians, and Lithuanians are unhappy with the direction of their countries and disillusioned with the state of their politics.
Oh gee, I wonder why they dont like their shitty governments that are totally filled with corruption and many lack a free press and actual real elections with actual dissenting parties. I would be disallusioned with 'democracy' too if Putins Russia is supposed to be a shining example of democracy in action.

> I wonder why they dont like their shitty governments that are totally filled with corruption and many lack a free press and actual real elections with actual dissenting parties
>*check fleg*
Are you fucking serious?

But don't they know that's how a real Hitler will rise to power?

yes and no, let's not forget this is just a few months of growth following years of relative stagnation (including a very slow couple of months before the election). Obviously if it continues like this, then yes the bubble will pop and shit will hit the fan, but for the time being it's quite premature to start talking about market crashes.