Be Norwegian

>Be Norwegian
>eat Whale burger

how can amerifats even compete

I would like to try this. Is it tasty?

Us eating that would practically be cannibalism, we're a little more civilized than that.

oh shidd AMERICA IS DONE

we can't even compete anymore, you can be america now.

t. Self hating cuck
Nothing is worse than a self hater. You sound like a liberal fag

tastes like liberal tears

How does Varg taste?

>be norwegian
>have highest standard of living in whole world
how can anyone even comepete?

>Whales.
>Cannibalism.
Even if they were sapient it still wouldn't be cannibalism.

...Wait I think I've just solved why humans are the only sapient species on the planet. The other sapient species were all delicious.

>eat Whale burger

im not a burger, but im jealous in a way

whale meat tastes like ultra beef

And imagine, people bitch incessantly about Japan hunting whales, but you never hear a word about Norway. How many whales do you take in a year?

probably so expensive
why would anyone hunt a fucking whale just to make a burger out of it?
nice whale farms the mass produce whale meat to be sold in fast food whale restaurants

Does it taste good?

>no one got my americans are land whales joke
g-guess my comedy career is a no-go

if you like whale, then yes

hand it over!

Land whales are more for feminists while Americans tend to be referred to as pigs. You probably needed another word that referenced the land part somewhere in there or the joke is just going to fly.

>be norweigan
>let rapefugees destroy your country and culture
>morally validate eating one of the most neurologically advanced and empathetic creatures in the ocean
>act like you are a beacon of virtue and advancement

you people disgust me

very helpful response

Why should I eat whalebros they are our friends like delphinebros why would anyone eat them it is like eating dogs or cats only asians are able to do this...

How does it taste?

if norway is so based why did he fuck off to france?

>Norway
>refugee problem
You're thinking of Sweden, friendo. Norway has specifically stated that they will shut heir border with Sweden if shit goes down in Cuckland.

That's how I feel

Are those yellow fried seal fetuses?

it was a good joke senpai

The words you are looking for is hypocritical and contradicting.

>muh refugees/muh moral high ground
>eats mystical/rare/peaceful creatures

>fish burger
>based

stupid snow nigger.

ooooooo shit i want to try that

c'mon my dude he just wanted to show off his whale burger.

By not being a socialist hellhole.

whales are mammals you fuck

Guess I'm gonna go eat a platypus burger too huh?
The bird mammal iirc

Two things. First, no way you can eat that without destroying the bread completely after the first bite. Second, you are not only eating a sentient animal, but one at risk of extinction. You can be meat lover without being full retard, user.

It's a mammal you fucking idiot

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it gave me a chuckle desu

>American """""""""""""""""""Education"""""""""""""""

>norway is up to receive some democracy

Doth I detect fry sauce?
>Mayonnaise
>Ketchup
>Mix