Happening! OMG Alex Jones

Doesn't this look like Alex Jones? Story developing.

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Alex wouldn't drive such a gay car

He commandeered it in a emergency. It isn't his. He is fighting for us.

I see the burning rage but not every angry white male is Alex Jones.

Joe Rogans car has just been reported stolen

is there supposed to be sound?

In LA? More likely to be Rogan than Jones.

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best feed

This is the most boring car chase ever.

good onya cunt.

>its a car being pursued loses police / news helicopter by driving under the runway at LAX scene

GET OUT OF THE CAR, GLOBALIST

Why is the suspect going so slow, why are the police going so slow

better feed, local news, live, w/ sound

abc7.com/live/

hes flipping off the chopper.

/COMFY/

He mixed super male vitality with brain force. It's a deadly combo.

>slow speed pursuit

He's hypermiling

FAKE

SAGE

REPORT

crash any second now.

wonder if anything will happen

alex jones drives a big pickup truck.

GOOD TRY, GLOBALISTS.

I like how the narrator is explaining something about the city too, great for tourism purposes

that weak throw tho

>we're going to throw the spikes AT his car
Nice job.

spikes hit

if digits he an heros when he stops

SPIKE STRIP

Is this seriously how LA handles chases that are at low speed? I bet this nigga could get coffee and donuts in a drive through and they wouldn't stop him.

This man has zero fucks to give.

he looks mexican

Looks like Joe Rogan.

real human bean

I thought car chases involved tires being blown out, cars being pushed off the road, and plenty of collateral.

Boring.

dumb civilian.

youtube.com/watch?v=tnb-YZPt7iM

That chick is hot!

≥tfw LA is too cucked to chase a suspect

Hey he bumped a parked car at least. Maybe he's new to this.

Wow i think he scrached another car with his side mirror when he drove around the undercover cop.
Wtf is he doing.

The fucking cop in the big ass SUV couldn't even perform a block. What are they training these idiots to do?

≻tfw can't even greentext

>twitter.com/KTLA/status/836974185423351808
Boring

youtube.com/watch?v=ro4yhp9L6Ok

tfw no tfw

These cops are really milking it, they could just pit the guy and get it over with

>tune in expecting exciting chase
>some guy casually driving around the block with a cop car behind him
Wow, American police doing a great job

Under rated lmaoo

>test

FAKE NEWS

alex jones is on live now

And the news casters just commenting about how nice the weather is today.

Everyone's so nice and relaxed about this.

it's making me giggle like crazy, it's adorably bizarre

SOME ENHANCE THIS IMAGE, QUICK!

>car chase
>reporter is ron HOON

Illinois here, I have never heard of California stop. We just call it a rolling stop.

>do a long slow pursuit
>get more money from the suspect
Ah now I understand. Just look at it, even civilians are trying to end it, this is just ridiculous, untrained cops ruining traffic for hours because they want money.

I tuned in late. Can someone give me a full gestalt?

I'LL SHOW YOU BASIC GESTALT MOTHERFUCKERS

looks like a tire just came off

checkd i kekd

>suspect slowly driving around in stolen car
>police hit him with spike strips
>police just waiting around for him to stop so they don't damage the victims car

that's pretty much it

GUYS IM IN THE CAR WITH ALEX HE IS GOING CRAZY PLEASE HELP

Fucking hell, you could run up to the side and arrest him at that speed.

You'll never take me alive globalists

back right tread looks like it is gone

>Car chase
>Pedestrians casually walking at the same speed as the suspect
>No sign of fear around them

Comfy water filter salesman knows how to make entertainment.

just wait til Alex swallows a whole bottle of super male vitality, just wait

>Stopping inside the intersection for that long
The police aren't even trying. They literally cannot even be trying. They're just letting him do whatever because there's bigger fish to fry. There's no way in hell they are seriously chasing him.

Someone is paying for a helicopter just for some top notch footage for keks will
THERE'S EVEN TWO POLICE CARS BEHIND HIM DOING JACK SH-
OH WOW, A TOUCH, A TINY TOUCH.

THAT PIT FAILURE

Wow, that bald guy looks nothing like Alex Jones.

HES GOING HES GOING HES GOING GOING GONE

kek, why the fuck didn't that cop block the back of the car

>REVERSING
SUSPECT NAME RELEASED. SAM-AL-SAM. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

someone threw something at the car?

>they get him at a full stop
>The one cop goes further foward
>Instead of just boxing him in when he was fully stopped

Comeon guys.

Wow
The mayne stream metor already bleached his photo.
Heres the real one

Oh shit looks like joe rogan took too many supplements again.

REVERSING

MADMAN

is it over?

The cop car just smashed into the tail of the car!

it is never over

Ahlex.

You are proving yourself to be quite the true conservative.

Perhaps one day I will take you under my wing as I have done with Bahrron, and teach you the secrets of the Zodiac.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have just received a urgent call from the Bogdahnoffs that I must respond to.

Shooting next?

No, the fire rises!

he is going to get beanbagged lol

there's nothing on the stream..

>Guys steals car
>Manage to stop him
>8 officers have to stand 5m from the car with guns pointed for 10 minutes instead of just opening the door and dragging him out because "muh 2nd amendment"
America

wtf where is the fucking stream it's just a bunch of fags talking

use this onecops have him at gunpoint

ALEX NO GET OUTTA THERE
youtube.com/watch?v=bliFkRnN6e4

I don't see the problem.

You might even get to watch a real shootout, tea-drinker

just enjoy the show

>britbong wants a civilian population unable to defend itself from authority

they brainwashed you well

Bunch of pussies. CLOSE IN

t. cucked cukold who is cucked beyond belief

Because in the UK you'd need 3 cop cars max to stop this guy and as soon as you'd stopped him you go up to the car, open the door, drag the guy out and cuff him.
You think this is a good use of tax money to stop a single person?

Maybe 100 years ago, with modern military technology you know you don't stand a chance anymore.

Quads confirm

>with modern military technology you know you don't stand a chance anymore.

oh look it is this meme again

Your country is full of no-guns cucks.

hes ODing on that super male performance supplement hes been snorting through the water filter straws

Does he have a gun to his head or something why aren't they just arresting his dumb ass

>Because in the UK you'd need 3 cop cars max to stop this guy and as soon as you'd stopped him you go up to the car, open the door, drag the guy out and cuff him.

Lol I seem to recall about a dozen British police officers being held at by by a man with a knife, even after they attempted to ram him with a trash can

I kek'd.