Doesn't this look like Alex Jones? Story developing.
Happening! OMG Alex Jones
Alex wouldn't drive such a gay car
He commandeered it in a emergency. It isn't his. He is fighting for us.
I see the burning rage but not every angry white male is Alex Jones.
Joe Rogans car has just been reported stolen
is there supposed to be sound?
In LA? More likely to be Rogan than Jones.
youtube.com
best feed
This is the most boring car chase ever.
good onya cunt.
>its a car being pursued loses police / news helicopter by driving under the runway at LAX scene
GET OUT OF THE CAR, GLOBALIST
Why is the suspect going so slow, why are the police going so slow
better feed, local news, live, w/ sound
hes flipping off the chopper.
/COMFY/
He mixed super male vitality with brain force. It's a deadly combo.
>slow speed pursuit
He's hypermiling
FAKE
SAGE
REPORT
crash any second now.
wonder if anything will happen
alex jones drives a big pickup truck.
GOOD TRY, GLOBALISTS.
I like how the narrator is explaining something about the city too, great for tourism purposes
that weak throw tho
>we're going to throw the spikes AT his car
Nice job.
spikes hit
if digits he an heros when he stops
SPIKE STRIP
Is this seriously how LA handles chases that are at low speed? I bet this nigga could get coffee and donuts in a drive through and they wouldn't stop him.
This man has zero fucks to give.
he looks mexican
Looks like Joe Rogan.
real human bean
I thought car chases involved tires being blown out, cars being pushed off the road, and plenty of collateral.
Boring.
dumb civilian.
That chick is hot!
≥tfw LA is too cucked to chase a suspect
Hey he bumped a parked car at least. Maybe he's new to this.
Wow i think he scrached another car with his side mirror when he drove around the undercover cop.
Wtf is he doing.
The fucking cop in the big ass SUV couldn't even perform a block. What are they training these idiots to do?
≻tfw can't even greentext
tfw no tfw
These cops are really milking it, they could just pit the guy and get it over with
>tune in expecting exciting chase
>some guy casually driving around the block with a cop car behind him
Wow, American police doing a great job
Under rated lmaoo
>test
FAKE NEWS
alex jones is on live now
And the news casters just commenting about how nice the weather is today.
Everyone's so nice and relaxed about this.
it's making me giggle like crazy, it's adorably bizarre
SOME ENHANCE THIS IMAGE, QUICK!
>car chase
>reporter is ron HOON
Illinois here, I have never heard of California stop. We just call it a rolling stop.
>do a long slow pursuit
>get more money from the suspect
Ah now I understand. Just look at it, even civilians are trying to end it, this is just ridiculous, untrained cops ruining traffic for hours because they want money.
I tuned in late. Can someone give me a full gestalt?
I'LL SHOW YOU BASIC GESTALT MOTHERFUCKERS
looks like a tire just came off
checkd i kekd
>suspect slowly driving around in stolen car
>police hit him with spike strips
>police just waiting around for him to stop so they don't damage the victims car
that's pretty much it
GUYS IM IN THE CAR WITH ALEX HE IS GOING CRAZY PLEASE HELP
Fucking hell, you could run up to the side and arrest him at that speed.
You'll never take me alive globalists
back right tread looks like it is gone
>Car chase
>Pedestrians casually walking at the same speed as the suspect
>No sign of fear around them
Comfy water filter salesman knows how to make entertainment.
just wait til Alex swallows a whole bottle of super male vitality, just wait
>Stopping inside the intersection for that long
The police aren't even trying. They literally cannot even be trying. They're just letting him do whatever because there's bigger fish to fry. There's no way in hell they are seriously chasing him.
Someone is paying for a helicopter just for some top notch footage for keks will
THERE'S EVEN TWO POLICE CARS BEHIND HIM DOING JACK SH-
OH WOW, A TOUCH, A TINY TOUCH.
THAT PIT FAILURE
Wow, that bald guy looks nothing like Alex Jones.
HES GOING HES GOING HES GOING GOING GONE
kek, why the fuck didn't that cop block the back of the car
>REVERSING
SUSPECT NAME RELEASED. SAM-AL-SAM. HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.
someone threw something at the car?
>they get him at a full stop
>The one cop goes further foward
>Instead of just boxing him in when he was fully stopped
Comeon guys.
Wow
The mayne stream metor already bleached his photo.
Heres the real one
Oh shit looks like joe rogan took too many supplements again.
REVERSING
MADMAN
is it over?
The cop car just smashed into the tail of the car!
it is never over
Ahlex.
You are proving yourself to be quite the true conservative.
Perhaps one day I will take you under my wing as I have done with Bahrron, and teach you the secrets of the Zodiac.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have just received a urgent call from the Bogdahnoffs that I must respond to.
Shooting next?
No, the fire rises!
he is going to get beanbagged lol
there's nothing on the stream..
>Guys steals car
>Manage to stop him
>8 officers have to stand 5m from the car with guns pointed for 10 minutes instead of just opening the door and dragging him out because "muh 2nd amendment"
America
wtf where is the fucking stream it's just a bunch of fags talking
use this onecops have him at gunpoint
ALEX NO GET OUTTA THERE
youtube.com
I don't see the problem.
You might even get to watch a real shootout, tea-drinker
just enjoy the show
>britbong wants a civilian population unable to defend itself from authority
they brainwashed you well
Bunch of pussies. CLOSE IN
t. cucked cukold who is cucked beyond belief
Because in the UK you'd need 3 cop cars max to stop this guy and as soon as you'd stopped him you go up to the car, open the door, drag the guy out and cuff him.
You think this is a good use of tax money to stop a single person?
Maybe 100 years ago, with modern military technology you know you don't stand a chance anymore.
Quads confirm
>with modern military technology you know you don't stand a chance anymore.
oh look it is this meme again
Your country is full of no-guns cucks.
hes ODing on that super male performance supplement hes been snorting through the water filter straws
Does he have a gun to his head or something why aren't they just arresting his dumb ass
>Because in the UK you'd need 3 cop cars max to stop this guy and as soon as you'd stopped him you go up to the car, open the door, drag the guy out and cuff him.
Lol I seem to recall about a dozen British police officers being held at by by a man with a knife, even after they attempted to ram him with a trash can
I kek'd.