I thought pictures of shit like this were satire, but I found one of them in a parking lot today

I thought pictures of shit like this were satire, but I found one of them in a parking lot today

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i agree with the texas one, execute CNN for their crimes against america.

>stickers on cars
How common is this? I don't think I've ever seen such in real life.

only extremists with no taste actually put retarded shit like this on their vehicles

I live in Portland and see this stuff all.the.fucking.time.

Only difference is it's usually a Subaru lol

>"corporations aren't people"
>Trump bans CNN
>"they have first amendment rights tho!!!!!"

I see massfags with these all the time on my way to work.

>i won't believe corporations are people until they execute one
kek so they're pro death penalty?

>subaru

Yup

This must be typical american thing like buying a 2k MacBook and plaster it full with meme stickers right?

nice, can anyone get any info from the plate?

yep
except sometimes redneck conservatives do it too

If you don't like the way I drive stay off the sidewalk.

kekked

Poor people who don't take proper care of their belongings tend to have lots of them. At these pic related hates Israel.

shut your retarded gigglehole you stack of Swedish shit

I want to burn this car with its owner locked inside

>TFW you run out of room for bumper stickers so you add another bumper to your bumper.

Here's conservative version.

>legalize freedom
>anarcho-socialist

what a fucking nigger

In America, one or two is not uncommon. 5+ is a rare sight that always gives me a good chuckle. It's always either a hick republican, or a liberal "coexist" fag.

Are Prius comfortable cars? I would like to buy one to put on a truck frame.

"And every stickers on the back of your car makes you feel a little more real / A little more real"

Obnoxious virtue-signaling cunts.

calm down, moshe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron

this was like the 9/11 of Texas

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so disgustingly neo-cohen.

Anyone got the mega man pic?

more like the 9/11 of california
texas wasn't stupid enough to give enron full control of its power supply

I always said if I was a millionaire I would buy a Prius and drop a big ol' big block hemi in it, reguardless of the cost.

>Fuck Israel
there go my almonds again

>has a sticker of "terrorist free oil"
>also has sticker supporting Israel

top kek

>mfw if I had wandered into leddit instead of Sup Forums during my formative years, this would probably be me

It makes sense in their head.

>I won't believe corporations are people until Texas executes one

planned parenthood

I've rented them before. They're like an average econobox car. Not uncomfortable but nothing special either.

>Yaris sedan
Damn, never knew those existed

>I had a sleepover with my best friend on the last day of middle school because we were going to different high schools
>he brings his macbook
>"I got underage banned from Sup Forums so I go to this site called reddit now"
>hate the layout, think it's a stupid site
>10 years later and he's an art school """"filmographer"""" and disgusting libshit

feels bad man

I feel like these stickers are ironic but I can't say for sure

>Palin Coulter 2012
Kek

zapatag.com/index.php
I just reported them for you op.

>nofx
>trump

huh?

>if

Always thought it was funny how arrogance leads evangelicals to believe they can make Israel into a Jesus trap to force the second coming.

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I know right? how can anyone still like NOFX in 2017

thanks bsunb, didn't even know this was a thing

pls no ban mod :(

brownouts happened in Cali, but a shitton of people lost their livelihoods in Houston and other Texas businesses, many suicides

the businesses and suburbs of the "Energy Corridor" of Houston still accounts for like double digit middle class employment in Texas, before the crisis Enron was to Houston in the 90s/early 2000s like General Motors was to detroit in the 50s, except far fancier, the were YMCAs and educational funds named after Ken Lay

I agree with the save the honeybees one.

That really is important

What in the fuck

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I saw a minivan COVERED with Michelle Bachman stickers back in 2008

I don't even know what they were thinking

I disagree with you, making Donald Drumpf again is clearly the most pressing issue

Would be hilarious to spray paint a swastika on one of these smug Prius'

just wait for a jewish person to do it instead

>Opposing Israel?! Time to die!
You just brought a tear to this old Rabbi's eye

>Illinois
>license plate cover says St. Charles

I..I live in St. Charles...too close to home

My neighbor drives a Prius with a coexist sticker on it, while that would probably be about a mid level kek doing it to the Jew down the street would be top kek.

I thought the coexist stickers came straight from the prius factories

Slash their tires or key their car like they did to trump supporters all election

>live in St. Charles...
I'm sorry user

>stevens creek

That's in san jose. Very brave of them.

You Greenville Poltard? Go ECU!

It's actually very common in the US. I've been down there a lot

Not as common here because ice in the winter ruins them most of the time but I did see someone with pic related on their car here and it actually made my fucking day because I made this particular one and have only ever posted it here on Sup Forums

I spat on their door handle
No, about half an hour away but I have friends at ECU

Now that you mention it, there must be a law where you need at least 4 other faggy bumper stickers for every coexist sitcker.

DRUMPF BTFO

I love how EVERYONE who hates Israel ALSO HAS TO LOVE GODDAM MUZRATS

WHY CANT ANYONE JUST HATE BOTH? REEEEEEEE

I don't care if you're left or right, but you have shit tier taste if the back of your vehicle looks like a moving billboard.

The windshield says right, but the trunk says left.

I'm confused.

Stickers of any sort on a car is just tacky.

Except for a singular, "My son/daughter is an honour roll student" if you are driving a SUV, that is masterfully passive-aggressive.

The memes were real after Trump won. So many people were triggered on campus.

At least he seems anti nuke

I for one am anti nuke because I'd like to have conventional war again

underrated.

but seriously, electric cars are awesome, especially that tesla that accelerates quicker than any (?) other street car.

If you've operated an electric golf cart and one with a gasoline motor, there's no comparison. if you've had to maintain both, there's even more of a disparity.

I love old motors and muscle cars, but the changeover from gas crap to electric will be as complete as horse-and-buggy to cars once the batteries are better and charging doesn't suck as much. I always liked the idea of pulling into a station and some machine swaps your batteries in one minute, like cordless tools, but that hasn't caught on yet.

Put grease under their door handles.

I can't even stand dealership stickers. Any time I bought I car I raced straight home to pull that sucker off.

What's wrong about Subaru? (i don't own a subaru)

>Poor people who don't take proper care of their belongings tend to have lots of them

Maybe they accept free stickers and use them to cover up rust spots on their car?

>FOOD NOT BOMBS
holy SHIT it all makes sense now!!!

Definitely from r/the_donald after Sup Forums stopped running it as a front organization

Went to school at East... Before it was East and North was a middle school.

>I can't even stand dealership stickers.

or the metal badges. why should I have a fucking ad on my car?

my brother ordered a BMW one time and they promised they would not put a sticker on it.

of course they did anyway, but they removed it for him, and it left a discolored spot where they burned it off or however they did it.

I'm so fucking autistic if I had a written agreement on that, I'd have told them to shove it up their ass and gone elsewhere.

Ok good

Subaru people are the Mac users of the car world. They never shut up about how great their glorious AWD generic looking box is greater than yours.

>Old memes
>Atheism
>NOFX
I can see the connection....

I'm anti-nuke because you can't get anything out of a place you've nuked - plus it piss off all their neighbours as well, and some might be your allies. AND it fucks things up when it get into the ocean and/or underground river.

BEHOLD

WOKE

This is next level

I want to burn this car with its owner locked inside

I just want to be able to rampage through Beijing one day like the soviets did in Berlin '45 and not have to worry about a deathbed nuke launch

Lol where do you live?

In both Wisconsin and Illinois I see this shit constantly.

I see stuff like this all the time in Seattle. Always a prius or a Subaru.

It's not even shopped. I saw it parked at a walgreens in Portland.

>I live in Farmville
Gonna go find this car

More like the vegetarians of the car world
>hey guys
>yes user
>guys?
>go on user
>guys I just wanted to make sure you know . . .
>yes user
>I'm vegetarian

>I just want to be able to rampage through Beijing one day like the soviets did in Berlin '45 and not have to worry about a deathbed nuke launch

Eh, I'm an ethnic Chinese from Hong Kong, and I'm definitely oppose to bombing Beijing, because there are important historical stuff there like the Forbidden Palace.

No, to wipe out the locusts, use chemical attacks!

I was behind a car with a "socialist jew for President" and a Jill Stein sticker at a red light. They then proceeded to run that red light.

I went to north. Hows the mesothelioma?

>Palin/Coulter 2012
Hahaha

>one planet, one people, please!

try me you pathetic amerilards