What does your country contributed to the world fellow user?

What does your country contributed to the world?

Argieland:

>Blood transfusion
>BallPen
>Blind People`s traffic light
>Blind people`s cane
>Bus
>Syringe and needle self destructive
>Radio Stations
>Barbed wire.
>Finger prints investigation
>Heart Bypass
>The Helicopter
>Animated Cartoons
>Electric taser
>Holophonic sound

We also granted independence to half of south american continent.

>Pope is argie
>queen of netherlands is argie
>Gave refugee to Hitler instead of sandniggers


We are the Forrest Gump of the world. We are retarded as a country but we achieve great shit when we are not busy being assholes to another people.

So... SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Other urls found in this thread:

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Expeditionary_Force
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clodomiro_Picado_Twight
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaëtan_Dugas
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Civilisation
Prosperity
Integrity
Industry
Culture

Memes

>leaf
>anything mentioned in that post
nice try

>my girlfriend cheated on me with a Canadian the post
I've cucked at least 5 American males
How many have you cucked fellow leafs?

>Civilisation
>Prosperity
>Integrity
>Industry
>Culture
That's not an american flag...

Canada is more like:

dog fucking
french ghettos
poutine

Nothing. You cant name a fucking shit. Nice cucked leaf posting in there.

You really do. Gondola and Spurdo are fucking amazing.

Beer.


That's about all.

>MOM MY GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON ME WITH JOSH FROM TORONTO AGAIN!

We rape and kill burgerpeople; the most evil group of people acording to liberal media. So we are doing good. Right?

Worst banter ever.

No, you behead people and sell shitty drugs. Also shoot people at the BPM and that is fucked up.

You seem quite obsessed with "muh dick" friend, I wonder about your ethnicity now.

>Bundas
>Beautiful girl
>Football
>Carnival
>Liveleak best videos
>Feijoada
>Coxinha
>Brigadeiro

I'm Hung-Aryan but I'm proud to be Canadian
CAN A DA
CAN A DA
CAN A DA
NUMBER ONE
NUMBER ONE
NUMBER ONE
DID ANY OF YOU BEAT THE SOVIET UNION?! NO!

You are the cringiest leaf i saw in my life. I even like more the CTR shills with leaf proxy than you. KYS plz

>the National Hockey League was considered to be where the best hockey players played, and its best players consisted largely of Canadians. The public consensus of hockey pundits and fans in North America was that other countries, the Soviets in this case, were simply no match for Canada's best. The Soviets were not expected to even give the Canadians a challenge
GREATEST MOMENT IN HISTORY
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE

Russians today celebrate the day we liberated them and defeated communism
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE

You have cerebral AIDS

>Harnessing the strength of diversity

>defeating enemies by letting them flourish

>cringe inducing shit posting

>maple syrup

Qts

> Helicopter
It`s either Sikorsky (Russian Empire+USA) for functional one or Da Vinci for the idea.

> Blind people`s cane
Used since forever.

> Radio Stations
It`s either Tesla (Srbia+USA) for idea, theory and implementation of prototypes, or Macaroni for making it commercial, when Tesla himself was under Edisons (USA con artist) attack.

Argenigger mad because his shithole country is never going to be called the great white north

The internet, and this very board we're using to talk shit.

You're welcome.

tons of things, but I'm getting tired everywhere I look someone has to chimp out about our inventions

It`s kinda like burger moonlanding. You lost every other cup.

Hungary invented best whores. I would want to marry, if I find a virgin there.

We're the #1 exporter of degeneracy world wide atm.

Check the flag.

We practically invented/discovered everything.

On behalf on Canada, I apologize for this leaf.
Things we invented or helped invent:
>Insulin
>Canola
>Peanut Butter (WE WUZ FIRST)
>Walkie-Talkie
>Hydrofoil
>First Commercial Jetliner in NA
>Canadarm
>Snowmobile (obviously)
>Snowblower
>First widely used Gas mask
>SONAR
>G-suit
>First digital camouflage
>lacrosse, basketball, ice hockey
>Plexiglas

and a few other household items.

i'm proud to mention the only invention made on the Dominican Republic

>Crack

> The Airplane

Wright Bros. invented the airplane, and were born in the US. Not the first flying vehicle, but the first truly usable flying machine created in that century, and they also perfected it, with the Wright Flyer III being able to fly for extended periods. Oh, and of course:

>Donald Trump

Literally everything in op was invented by an American. I hate when foreigners do this on the internet. They give themselves credit for obvious American inventions. As if we're gonna believe that the Scots invented television.

Canada is the GREATEST nation on Earth we are number one You sound like a faggot shut the fuck up in hockey

Modern warfare.

Source?

dont get me started i dont want to break my keyboard

> since vica rule we had agents in every patent office and our academy of sciences can totally prove with fair words of many gentlemans and a totally non-retrospectively published press, that we invented everything a couple of months before continental europeans
> offering to invent turing machine 7 years after Zhegalkin invented it +2 years to make the invention is also our invention

We wuz? A glorious day for canada, and therefore the world.

Oh yeah storm fags we wuz stormtroopers

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Expeditionary_Force

>2 small sticks you hit together
>big hollow stick you blow in
>funny shape stick you throw

> Canada is the GREATEST nation on Earth we are number one
IDK, your list is as full of shit as OPs one.
> plexiglas
German.
> hydrofoil
Not leaf.
> adopting industrial robot for space
Not even an invention.

A dominican from santiago is the inventor of crack the guy is in DR after he was deported and he is proud of his invention , that has killed a huge load of blacks.

You sure do bestonia, you sure do.

good:
>VOC/WOC
>culture n shit
>east Athlentic slave trade
>bitterball, korket, heineken

Shit:
>2 of the most degenerate cities on earth

it was my list, but let me help clarify:
>"plexiglas was made practical by William Chalmers' invention for creating methyl methacrylate while a graduate student at McGill University in 1931."
>"The hydrofoil boat was invented by Alexander Graham Bell and Canadian Casey Baldwin"
>Canadarm
Yeah, it doesn't really seem too special.

Can i have a qt estonian gf plz?

>Irc protocol
>Dish draining closet
>electric solar sail
>heart rate monitor

Literally everything

> in 1931
Weimarians did it in 1928.
> was invented by Alexander Graham Bell
He did not even knew about this shit until MSM reported on first prototypes.
> adopting industrial robot for space
Just nothing. It`s like launching firework in antarctica and then declaring you invented antarctic blackpowder.
Even same grade of antiquity. Manipulator formula was made during Renaissance. Making electrical engines and CPU to calculate everything was done by Devol. Adopting electrical motors to vacuum is a question of choosing the material and even this little detail was probably done by others.

Replacing materials and sensors to new analogues does not change inventor. Thus world would always fly Korolev (Russian) rockets.
One economically effective rocket - Ariane is just a simplified copy of Energia. Soon Musk will restore Korolevs N1 for Mars flight. So much for "moving humanity to space". A couple of retarded "green" scams and a stolen blueprint.

George Soros

>The lesser Falklands thinking its relevant.

Lol.

Can you fuck off please you're making our Photoshop skills look bad

By that you mean the US?

We invented the modern world.

Oh yeah post one of these "qt"s I need to do some extensive research on this topic

antivenom
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clodomiro_Picado_Twight

Basically invented Britain and the USA.

We're the evangelizers of half the world, hammer of heretics, light of Trento, sword of Rome.

Or at least we were.

We did produce some of history's greatest art, music and philosophy though.

>By that you mean the US?

hahahahaha no i mean Britain.

>Falling for the American "Culture" meme

The US is just another one of Britains contributions to the world.

>art, music and philosophy

Meant to say literature instead of music. We got some dope hits nonetheless.

>Basically invented Britain and the USA.
Thats not how it works Josef

Yes it does. Saxons colonized the shit out of you. Britains were practically German.

Pretty sure the ballpoint was invented by a Hungarian called Ladislao Biro.

Blind people's cane is just moronic. Are you honestly trying to tellme that an argie was the first one to think of giving a stick to a blind person to help them avoid obstacles?

Blind people's traffic light? Do you mean the bleeping that tells them when to walk?

Bus? Syringe? Radio stations and barbed wire???

GTFO

All of these things here.

We invented the lawnmower... you're welcome.

So why all the eternal Anglo posting we usually see?

Helicopter Rides

>Hungary invented best whores
>Russia
On topic
>Neck tie

We discovered a bunch of new lands and spread Christianity a bit. We also banned slavery before other european nations.

>no fucks given

These faggots right here destroyed europe three times and made the US the nr 1 power from profiting from our continent's ruins.

Our ally pretty much laid the foundations of government to more than 20% of the worlds population at the time.

This fag right here sunk hundreds of ships (some of ours included) trying to get England and "accidentally the whole thing", casting Iberia to shit tier.

enough

Cautionary example

invented:

>Stethoscope
>Canned food
>The metric system
>Christian monarchies
>Italy
>Germany

Among other things

Hobbits
Tricking the rest of the world into thinking our country is clean and green

Canada, home of the "original rapist".

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaëtan_Dugas

civilization
everything
america

You know that our Armada was rebuilt right after that and had the supremacy in the seas for another 159 years right?

150* at least

From smashing it in frustration and anger because germany contributed fuck all to the world? Okay, except for wars and genocides.

>internet
Indeed, you're welcome. It was a joint effort between us.

Mass exports of
Beef
Iron
Precious gems
Bantz

Keeping the falklands in the hands of their rightful owners with a pile of dead argies and the belgrano at the bottom of the ocean to show for it.

Yeah. Much power! Hence our independence.

>and your king was our rightful heir and got us for free at the start

cheese slicer
pineapple soda
quality frozen food
first euros in america
discovered how auroras worked
edvard grieg, henrik ibsen
hardingfele
skiing

Memes

what about sibelius, the rare mineral nokiaumite and elevators?

And then TDR destroyed it and you forever.

Norgay is the descendents of the true vikings - the Danish.

Stuff....

>soon to send rich kikes at 50 - 70 million per seat journey on a ride along the moon for sightseeing
>aliens: "The fucking primates kek!"
>Cletus: "yeah we space now!"
>Kike: fires Cletus while showing moon selfie to the new female intern

Whiskey. Speaking of which, do you have any whiskey?