On a bus

On a bus.

Just had a conversation with a 60 year old white lady who asked me to help her figure out how to use her new Android phone.

She has NO IDEA how to use it.

I oblige her and help.

While I'm helping her set up her brand new phone she asks me about how to get FOX News to work on her phone so she can listen to Trump speak and then engages me on why Trump is good for the country and how if black people stopped breaking the law so much perhaps we wouldn't get shot so often.

I just listened, with her phone in my hand, and didn't interrupt her once.

Naturally, I changed the login code on her home screen and didn't give her the new password.

Then I locked the phone, politely handed it back to her, smiled and sat my black ass back on down.

Now I'm just sitting here watching her getting frustrated trying to figure out how to unlock her phone.

Her new passcode is: 256256 (BLM BLM )

Yes, I'm that petty.

#EnjoyYourNewPhoneLady
#HappyBlackHistoryMonth
#iAmNotYourNegro

Good job confirming her racism as useful.

WOKE

How very tolerant of you

doxing against rules on Sup Forums' MODDDDDDDDSSSS.

Truth hurts doesn't it nigger

WE WUZ TOLERANT AND SHIIET

>implying niggers know how to phone

>#HappyBlackHistoryMonth
It's March, you fucking Leaf

Why would you lie on the internet?

>Old white person
>Any white person
>handing their phone to a darky

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

She's not wrong though.

If she'd been just a little more redpilled she'd have asked a white person

A good lesson here, I think

WE

lol taking the bus...

fucking poor

I sense LARPing, but nonetheless, if it really happened, you only reinforced her opinion (as well as her family's and friends'), and made her more radical. Good job.

>...sat my black ass...
stopped reading there, go somewhere else who cares cunt

This is a post I found on facebook......... not larping nor am I the person in the story

things that never happened. the post

Definitely happened.

On a bus.

Just had a conversation with a 60 year old white lady who asked me to help her figure out how to use her new Android phone.

She has NO IDEA how to use it.

I oblige her and help.

While I'm helping her set up her brand new phone she asks me about how to get FOX News to work on her phone so she can listen to Trump speak and then engages me on why Trump is good for the country and how if black people stopped breaking the law so much perhaps we wouldn't get shot so often.

I just listened, with her phone in my hand, and didn't interrupt her once.

Naturally, I changed the login code on her home screen and didn't give her the new password.

Then I locked the phone, politely (((((((()handed it back to her,)))))))))) smiled and sat my black ass back on down.

Now I'm just sitting here watching her getting frustrated trying to figure out how to unlock her phone.

Her new passcode is: 256256 (BLM BLM )

Yes, I'm that petty.

#EnjoyYourNewPhoneLady
#HappyBlackHistoryMonth
#iAmNotYourNegro


Story is fake.

This is bait of the highest order.
>pretending to be a smug black woman
>newfag-greentexting
>bullshit story
>hashtags on Sup Forums
Only a leaf could do this. I'm still saging though

>specific number for blacks
>zero and ten range for whites.

Can't they just say zero? Why do they have to make it sound like whitey is out raping blackey?

>On a bus.

Man, how pathetic can your life be?

The mirror can be the harshest critic user. That said, ou acknowledge you are being petty so, I have little further judgement.

True face of tolerance, or trolling. Hard to know anymore.

larper but if true, kek.

still, an old lady? really?

60 year old lady asking a nigger for help. True story bro. Niggers being able to understand technology and not just OOGA BOOGA OOGA away,lol.

>this thread again

Sage

i take "shit that never happened" for 100

>Her new passcode is: 256256 (BLM BLM )

what did He mean by this?

>Implying this happened.
>Implying you just didn't steal an old woman's phone.
>But then who was phone?

kek. True anywhere in the British Isles.

No old person will give a wog even a 5 pence piece to look after.

What? In this case, her racism had direct, immediate consequences. How would this make her racism useful?

256 256
2^8 2^8
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you just might be dumber than a nigger

Did you sit in the back of the bus?

>blacks in canada

Please take all of ours.

You're the reasons blacks will always be marginalized.


I'm Asian, and I'm Queer, and I have friends who used to be homophobic, until they got to know, and I've worked for people who didn't think much of Asians, until they got to know me.

Abraham Lincoln — 'The way for a young man to rise is to improve himself every way he can, never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him."

Asians get discriminated, doesn't stop us from providing good services in restaurants, dry cleaners, and convenience stores, we improved our station and a landed Asian speak better English than blacks within years. My parents took years to become fluent because they were old, but their grammar was perfect.

Queers have also worked along people who aren't a part of the pride march with no problem, as long as the environment isn't threatening, we know we can change people's mind. John Baird is gay and he was the Conservative's choice for Foreign Minister, he was also the guy Prime Minister Harper trust with escorting his wife around town - it's useful to have a gay friend you can leave your wife with.

Blacks on the other hand, are always their own representative. You were talking to an old lady who views blacks as black people vs criminal blacks, blacks are 13% of the population but your kind commit 50% of the crime, she was already very tolerant not to dismiss every single one of you as a nigger or at least, a nigger till proven otherwise.

She'll avoid so much as talking to fuckers like yourself.

>on train headed to school
>doors close and train is about to leave
>wheels start moving
>see black guy outside the window in full sprint running after the train
>the conductor stops the WHOLE TRAIN for this one man
>black guy gets on and sits a few rows down from me
>few minutes later the conductor comes up to the black guy and asks him for his ticket
>black go goes full chimp mode
>WHY YOU ONLY AXIN ME BRUH
>YOU RACIST WHY AINT YOU ASKING ANYONE ELSE FO THEY TICKET
>conductor calmly explains that because he stopped the whole train for this nigger, he needs to record why they are behind schedule and needs his ticket
>black guy calms down

The only difference between my story and yours is mine is real. also, if yours were true, the lady had a point. Maybe if blacks didnt chimp out they wouldnt get shot. She was just giving you good advice.

...

Ew no.

Though you are free to dump your blacks in the North West Territories so that Old Man Winter finish them off, remember to take their puffy coats before hand. Would also be hilarious if you shoot them with a super soaker - the only black invention I learnt about during my elementary school's Black History Month that wasn't a Dindu Myth.

And that's why your called a nigger.

We all know you stole the phone Tyrone

Kill yourself leaf nigger faggot fite me 1v1

Good job, Jamal. You're really out here improving race relations.
Worthless nigger.

Can you guys stop replying? I already said, it's not me in the story. I read it on kikebook and was so mad I thought I'd share it... but to be honest getting replies about this is just as annoying as the story was......

Then everyone clapped

>giving your smart phone to a random nignog on the bus

What a wild work of fiction!

Nice power fantasy you got there leafe.

That's one active guy!

Don't know what to say man. The post was such brutal bait and now you complain that people are getting baited?

And her name was Albert Einstein.

>I changed the login code on her home screen and didn't give her the new password.
your racism is showing

>It's March, you fucking Leaf

Woo, timez for shamrock shake!

You know how.

Quads confirm

I know you're just a fat white faggot, so I'm going to use you as a proxy for my comments.

Niggers are less than human. This isn't about fairness for niggers, it's about fairness for whites. When segregation ended we lost a basic right - to allow the state to separate animals from humans. You're not even outdated farm equipment anymore because you got lazy. Even an old shovel works, you're nothing but a dredge and it's continually up to the white man to pay for you. Everywhere in the world you are unwelcome except for your own home continent. That is where you should stay. No one wants you here. No one likes you. Any attention you get is purely negative. Any positivity you see is because a white person spun your persona into something paletteable.

Gay and fake as fuck sage this slide peice of shit thread.

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Just so long as you know it is going to come back at you at some point in the cycle. Never doubt that. You should have told to shut up with the racist bullshit and given her the thing back to figure out herself. You could have walked away the better person but instead you stooped. Sorry, I know you think you're justified but that's the problem with you self righteous people; you think being right justifies everything you do after. You really need to watch that.

Wow I think that this is one of the worst things that never happened. Troll harder nigger

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She's just lucky he didn't steal her phone.

If I didn't love getting baited I wouldn't come to this place.

and that lady's name?
alberta einstein

then the whole bus applauded
great job proving her fucking point kike

>made her more radical
radical grandma is now writing a letter to trump to bring back apartheid and slavery. gg OP

>A white woman criticizing blacks while a black stranger is working on fixing her phone

Yes, this story is 100% real

DAY OF THE RAKE NOW

op btfo

and thats why niggers are niggers

Karma going to hit u soon or later

>yo trump you up?

All they know how to do is phone.

Fix a leaky tap?
Nope.

Replace a door knob?
Nope.

Wire a new door bell?
Nope.

Smash that like button?
All day all night nigguh.

And if she was even more racist by refusing to acknowledge OP as a person, and had a white person do it, she'd have a working phone without a stupid password

you fucking faggot OP, no 60 year old white lady would give her brand new Android phone to a nig.

stop LARPing you attention-hungry pro-SJW transapologist genderbending queen.

Dont worry m8, Im reporting every post of yours

Next time you can easily citate
>[taken from facebook]

And then preface it with your opinion about it, providing neither means you were only trying to shitpost and is reportable m8

im quivering
if only i'd prefaced my post with a disclaimer about my source and opinion, then surely this thread would have gone differently... surely we would have reached a higher threshold of political discourse and disputation... but alas, it seems like my failure to do so has left people with nothing to comment on, and so they turned to hate...
thank you, soldier of justice. god is forever in your corner

Exactly m8, now you're getting it

I just want to thank you... Unfortunately, you also violated the rule on talking about reporting someone, so hopefully the moderators hold you to your own standard