Help me Sup Forums

>be me
>fem user
>have attractive, aryan, gay friend
>friend is total 1488 and gives zero fucks about what people think
>friend is also Australian and has mad bantz

Sup Forums, how can I make him interested in "muh vagina"?

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>Sup Forums, how can I make him interested in "muh vagina"?

Rape him with your vagina.

Tits or gtfo whore

You know the rule. Post tits.

You can't, he is gay, are you retarded?

Maybe you're just a herped up fatty and he's just pretending to be gay around you to be polite.

Wouldn't go for it honestly, even if you could get him to fuck you he'd probably not be interested in a relationship.

Unlike lesbians, gay men are real. There's nothing you can do.

Also the CDC estimates that 20% of all gay and bisexual men have HIV. So why would you want to play the AIDS roulette?

Turn your vagina into a penis

Demand he spread his white seed for the purposes of the 14 words

Fuck off, what a degenerate smfh

Moar

Lay off the gay porn the only reason youd wanna date a gay guy is so you can get double penetrated by two guys while they kiss each other

Rape him
also post tits

Face it guys, we've been duped. There's no tits coming.

My body is a temple for my future aryan husband senpai

You could start off by
tits or gtfo

Is it tho, OP?

OP reporting in.

Only like a qt 4.7 desu but at least I'm not fat

>strap a merchant nose on vagina
>peg friend with merchant nose
>demand he peg you back

He's just pretending to be gay so you don't commit sewer-side.

what does he look like
post pic

red meat diet makes sets your testosterone lvl off the charts

Faggots can swap teams. Hopefully he doesn't have gay aids (the worst kind of aids) by the time he gets around to your vag.

Witnessed

This is the best advice you're going to get, OP.

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>naziboos
kys

why VPN for aussies?

>what are ID's

Is it just me or are try-hard right winger women the most unbecoming thing ever?

You're a 4.7/10, but it's cool bc you're not fat?

You slipped up OP. No woman would say that.

There are very few not fat sub 5s. Don't sell yourself short famalam.
desu you should probably give up on the gay friend. Not gonna happen. Redpill a normie with your feminine charms instead.

become a emu and let him fuck you up

>australians i guess this is one of those weird power fetish.

Aren't they all criminals, having illegally entered/remained in the country