Australian hate thread

Australian hate thread

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Stop bullying my future homeland

Not gonna lie, I admire and respect the Aussie wit, but I hope they never get the codes.

nah, we're full pajeet

>wit

I think you mean autism, user.

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN STRAYA MATE!

SOON

NEVER 4GET

better start scrubbing yourself white because we're getting pretty tired of the stinky indians

That is so embarrassing... Now everyone knows you use Vice.

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>use vice

Okay Xiang, you need to work on your Australian a bit. No one uses Vice they either read or watch it.

Better to be known for reading news than pissing into my mouth with my Lester the molester mustache.

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You have to go back. Way back to before you were born.

Fuck you. Your kin are stinking up our train carriages and my local Nandos went to absolute shit when it became Indian owned.

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Can i get a quick run down on the emu wars

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>2500+ enemy casualties
>0 Australian casualties
It was a resounding military victory but a political defeat.

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That's a lot more whites than you have.

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i don't think i saved it but there was a screencap of a /k/ post that went something like

>aussie army in NSW on exercises
>goal for soldiers is to make their way to a place like 60 km away, without being detected or captured by their superiors
>3 teams set out
>2 of them get captured
>the last team goes missing, a massive search and rescue mission starts
>they turn out at the finish line in a stolen car
>it turned out they ran into a nearby town, stole some random cunt's car, and drove it on normal roads to the finish line
>it wasn't technically against the rules so they got off with light punishment
>the cunt who had his car stolen found it funny, bur the army had to profusely apologize to him anyway

anyone have it?

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>When you shitpost so hard it costs you $4000 roobux.

A true Aussie hero.

Also a lot more blacks and hispanics and chinks

>how do percentages work
>amerifat education

>vice=reading news

I'd rather piss into my own mouth and get a few giggles from my mates than equate vice to news

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>shitposting this hard in real life
Australians are truly the armoured spearhead in the Great Meme War

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Oh man that looks fun

At least I ain't getting cucked by Big Bird.

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Our Government may purport that you are welcome here, but >90% of the Australia populace hates you and your race. If you come here you will be bashed in public.

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No you're just getting cucked by 4 times as many non whites as Australia lmao. Nice emu meme tho.

The only thing worth a shit that comes from Australia. Pic related.

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What's all that white stuff?

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fuck you fags

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And your homes cost close to about 1mil thanks to all the chinks moving in. I guess if you roo fuckers stopped eating avocados then you could buy a decent place to live.

Brb moving to Australia

>What's all that white stuff?
Freedom.

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meant for

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It's a cricket match so he ain't missing much!

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NO!

NOOOOO!

No

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>having more than 4 stars on your flag
Gross

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You're a fuckin' dumb cunt

Look this is completely unrelated to the thread but my dad just got Ross River virus and does anyone know if its permanent or just temporary?

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she'll be right mate

YES!

YEEEEES!

Yes

idk aussies are pretty cool
plus hot babes like this. nothing gets me harder than a mint broad with an aussie accent.

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BLACK HISTORY MONTH

USA YES

Noooooo

>acces the BB gun you have for self-defence
>self-defense

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we don't have self-defence.

They don't actually look like that. Pic related, the best they have to offer.

Accurate

Tell me more about "Invasion Day" mate.