Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

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You have female conscripts right? Will they also rape the men? Asking for a friend.

Calm down Ahmed

Scared?

if murica invades I am joining americans.

do I get to choose which one rapes me? if not then yes, I am scared.

BE nice to your new norwegian overlords

Oh look, it's the Swedish troll again.

rollin

This one

No LARPing kid

Yeah a little bit. If dead center three rows back and far right aren't the ones that find me hiding in my foxhole I'm in a world of shit.

Wouldn't it be smarter to conquer Sweden, Finland, and possibly Denmark first?

The US has more soldiers than you have citizens

LoL

Why even make this?
What are you sliding?

Kek

>mfw rolled dream girl

You don't even have nuclear weapons you fucking casuals

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What's with this new meme? Why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

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I didn't even know you were a country until today.

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I wonder how many nukes it would take before your country begged for mercy. Two? Would we even have to use nukes?