">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."

">"HALT! Ihre Papiere bitte."
This man asks you for your ID.
>White = Der Führer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)

IF YOU PASS
>0-2 Sent to the Western Front
>3-6 Sent to the Eastern Front
>7-9 Sent to North Africa
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenführer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsführer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins

IF YOU'RE ARRESTED
>0-2 shot on site
>3-6 sent to Auschwitz
>7-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win

SEIG

Lemme through Hans

Roll

bix nood muhfugga

i dindu nuffin

Oh fugg :DDDD

Roll

roll

u wot m8

...

Fuhrer coming through

wew lad shot on site, brutal

pls no bully

heil

Please sir, all I want is grool.

HEIL!

rollerino

Green or blue or my life is a lie.

Guten tag

moijionjmoö

Rip commie dingo scum

roll

H-here, take them g-goy

Bitte

Rip

Oh fuck. An Italian soldier on the Eastern Front is literally nightmare mode.

Unless I'm Fingolian. Which one am I lads?

Give me blue kek

>implying couple of nazis could apprehend me.

Bitte sehr, Genosse.

tfw im great

noooo

>gay honourary aryan

Rollin

Sieg Heil Grossgermania!

Je ne suis pas un jew

>pink

fuq.

Fuck you

sure they won't be a problem.

FUGGGG

WHY AM I BEING DETAINED?

fuck of nip, you don't get to see shit

Here you go

vas ist?

roll

Outa my way antisemite

Well, the holocaust never happened so I'm alright.

Here you go

Bow down to the fuhrer

Roll for teh Führer

Rollan mein freund

Bitch ass nigga you wont do shit

lem frew yung bahss...

Sieg hail

...

Hi Hans, can I pass the gate?

"I come from the future, I am bearing ill omens for the third reich, let me through"

who sharia here

Oy vey goy, I can go wherever I want.

Rollin

Schieße nicht, ich bin ein deutscher Soldat

here is my id

purple get!

Heil Obersturmbannführer

Watch out offizer. mien mommen und dadden are kings

Ich bin Hans

1488 get

Heil

...

thanks kek

Jawol

>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)

>not immediately helicoptering them

Nothing to see here, Hanz.

Cmon roll it good

hail victory

...

rollin

Stand aside, son.

Fuhrer coming through

Everyone sieg heil me pls

Iz zere a problem offizer?

im good

milo?

roll

interesting. Japan always comes up with good games.

Drat, I always get sent to the eastern front

Oy vey, you'll neva git away wit this you evil nazi bastids

o shi-

Heil

...

GOOBEYE OFFIZER STAY ZAFE

Here you go

kek

Where can I apply?

Kek

...

whatup senpai

Bitte sehr

Roll

Heil officer, maybe I could be your führer tonight ;)

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