Tfw one shot at life

>tfw one shot at life
>born American

What went wrong?

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I think you meant

>born african*-american

Not being born Texan

I think you mean, what went right?

>implying

AMERICANS ARE FAT DISGUSTING PIGGU

>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT

Dark meat mmmmmmm

I'd rather not see herds of illegals roaming my land

Hmm... So this is the power of American education....

Checked

You thought you were playing it on Easy mode by rolling American.

Little did you know... we are actually on the Hardest Difficulty!

>walk outside
>see dis
>wat do

Get a weapon and BTFO

so basically
>literally join in

stop being a faggot and go to a white gun friendly state.
>mfw i'll never be a burgerbro

are you saying OJ is innocent?

I love her.

pfft, fucking casual.

Can somebody post that "realistic roll for the country of birth" image?
You literally hit the jackpot, if you are either born in even the shittiest european nation, or american state.

>Shiner
Based

You ever genuinely sit and wonder why we weren't born in a third world country or innawoods

I get really fucked up knowing I was born with a privilege ~6.7 bil people can't have

kek get fucked statistical failures
>not having godtier xcom-like precision to be born in America

What the fuck??

Is this accurate? The US literally has a negro problem, not a gun problem...

Enjoy your liquid calories. Post body pics

>tfw brazilian
>chances of being either robbed or killed daily
>will never find a job that pays properly even with an engineering degree in one of our best colleges
>forever an wageslave in a country that is very prone to communism
>our normies listen to this (and also act like this): youtube.com/watch?v=lYxcW8jtFw0

You're great, OP. Stop being a cuck.