> Colon and rectal cancers have increased dramatically and steadily in young and middle-age adults in the United States over the past four decades, a study confirmed Tuesday.
> While scientists have not pinpointed an exact cause, prime suspects include obesity, inactivity and poor diets, said researchers from the American Cancer Society, reporting in the Journal of the National Cancer Institute.
It really makes you think, doesn't it?
Oh I'm sorry
> The result: Someone born in 1990 has double the risk of early colon cancer and quadruple the risk of early rectal cancer as someone born in 1950
Cancers?
Is the implication that it's because of homosex? Why should it make you think?
Modern food stuffs, we're growing progressively more intolerant to gluten and dairy. Cut it out of your diet or die basically.
On the contrary, the (((research))) carefully omitted homobuttsex as a factor, that's the point.
They already suspect it's from HPV and buttsex.
ass cancer from sitting too much
infa 100%
>we're growing progressively more intolerant to gluten and dairy.
Or maybe more intolerant of the hormones and pesticides they get pumped full of
why would buttsex cause colon cancer?
Cut the cheese? Never. I'm sure processed food isn't good for you but so are standard fuck parties.
>Family already had long history of colon cancer and prostate cancer
ill be gettin fingered by my doctor daily
> progressively more intolerant to gluten
are you an retart
time traveler here
the cause is the explosion in consumption of energy drinks like red bull
it will be all over the news in 10 years and the company that makes Rock star will be bankrupted by class action lawsuits
I'm sure it's a factor, but that wouldn't explain such a large increase in cases. I think you are seriously underestimating just how much shit Americans shove down their gullets on a daily basis
>ass cancer not caused by packaged food and poison environment
Get off your asses, goy. It's all your fault.
33 and had my first colonoscopy last year. They removed a polyp.
Plenty of "straight guys" shove things into their butt nowadays.
I just googled it, apparently anal cancer is often caused by herpes.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
So, butt sex and herpes cause cancer.
>Trump wins
>liberal butthurt becomes so powerful it physically materializes into ass cancer
best timeline
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Sometimes i warm up a kielbasa and put a condom on it to put in my ass. Nothing gay about that.
Probably coffee. Dark roasted stuff like that-- coffee beans, dark beers, charred meats-- causes it.
Just the agitation/inflammation from it, srs. Killed Farah Fawcett and probably Audrey Hepburn. Plenty of gays, too.
Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
youtube.com
EVERY SODOMITE WILL BE WALKIN AROUND WITH A FIREY BUTTHOLE
>Farah Fawcett and probably Audrey Hepburn
Hawt
>Be hiki because society is absolute shit thanks to Jews
>No outlook in life, except getting to watch as my people are killing themselves
>Only happiness in life is instant Ramen because Austria barely has real Ramen
>It's literally making me butthurt
tfw
What's your favorite ramen
Less active, more overweight, less fiberous foods, more sugar, more pesticides, more hormones, more butsex, more HPV, more god knows what chemicals, more cured meat, and in and on.
I had rectal cancer but I swallowed my dignity, got medical care and I'm fine now, it feels great living in country where you can get your ass probed for free
It is not really increasing. We just have newer and more accurate technology to find it. We are looking for it more by increased screening.
Same is true for down syndrome, psych disorders etc..
everyone in this thread is a retard
this is merely an issue with chakra blockage
Sup Forums's lack of faith in the force disturbs me
you sure did provide a lot of proof for your claim 'its not really increasing'
very astute
The reason is clearly the increase in buttsex and buttplay.
Fuck off (((scientists)))
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This is a little vulgar but it's relevant to the OP topic: Is it unhealthy to put my tongue in my wife's anus?
>asking for a friend
Nong Shim Shin Ramyun Black are pretty much the best I've seen, aside from homemade stuff.
This isnt politics or news.
Hide sage all slide threads.
How do i unclog my chakra before i get ass cancer?
Hope you like mouth/throat cancer
dragon dildo is the tried-and-true method anyone can do
Fill your lymph nodes with the oil of the sun flower
Not true. This is literally news and their motivation for omitting gay sex to protect the gay agenda is purely political.
especially since they're such good size and all.
sources?
This isnt politics or news, homo. Go dick your boyfriend somewhere that is relevant. Off topic slide thread. Hide and sage.
You have people willing to go to medical school to probe butts without asking for compensation? I find that hard to believe.
>All those times I cursed people with ass-cancer
This is my fault
YOU DUMB CUNTS IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SODOMY
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
These two will let anyone probe their ass for free
>Another recent study suggests a correlation between oral sex and throat cancer. It is believed that this is due to the transmission of HPV because this virus has been implicated in most cervical cancers. The study concludes that people who had one to five oral-sex partners in their lifetime had approximately a doubled risk of throat cancer compared with those who never engaged in this activity. Those with more than five oral-sex partners had a 250% increased risk compared with those who never engaged in this activity.[14]
Sounds like it happens with poosay eating as well, and for whatever reason it corresponds to # of sexual partners. If that's not simply # of times engaging in the act, then it's good that I'm married. :^)
the get payed by the hospital, the hospital gets payed by insurance company and insurance company get money from state, the states rapes it's citizens by taxes
Everyone loses, hooray!
Yeah, it sure is rad how smug you get to be about your "free" health care after the US funded the R&D and clinical trials it takes to get new medicines and techniques out to patients like you.
Congrats on your remission.
I'm not really knowledgeable on hpv but I think I'm correct in thinking that the vaccine only covers a few of the many types out there. Also, in America usually only girls are given the vaccine
>Liberal aspain turns into cancer
i have the weirdest boner rn
The rates in cancer haven't increased in Whites, the change was the massive increase in illegals and reagan legalizing millions of mexicans during the 80s.
Underrated
I learned it's not worth my time to find and list sources on an anime porn forum.
Look into changes in colonoscopy and cancer screening over the last 50 years if you are really that interested.
well don't threaten me with mouth cancer, then, cretin!
+1
It's because of that gluten-free vegan bullshit
I'm not smug, actually I'm very thankfull for this "free" healthcare there was a time when I was child, both my parent lost their jobs and I had my first ever signs of psoriasis
(which was the major cause of my cancer) if it wasn't for free healthcare they wouldn't be able to afford medical care for me. I'm fine with paying taxes which aren't so high to help others in the same situation I was
first part is correct
boys can get it if the parent asks for it
There may be an astral issue with your root chakra, look at foods that unblock the root chakra.
have no sugar
just fruits and vegetables, and smoothies of those.
it may be a spiritual bug, leeching energy, because hey, you're just not potentially aware of this as a human being.
They feed from very acidic environments
Balance your PH
They do not like oxygen
meditations, etc. keep emotions balanced
take a spirit, mind, body approach
dont pay anyone to tell you things, just listen to your intuition and the internet
fruits have sugar.
sugar cane is a vegetable.
you're a fucking cunt mate.
Sugarcane is a grass dumb shitter
I had to look this up
Farah Fawcett died of ass cancer, Hepburn died of some weird stomach/appendix cancer
Coffee doesnt cause colon cancer friendo
Drink metamucil though
This likely plays a role. People are sitting on their fucking ass for about 8 hours a day now.
thats fine you moron you just need to have enough of a PH balance, those are natural sugars, different than the processed crap , burger