Be Chinese

>be Chinese
>wake up for work
>elevator is shut down cause it cut someone in half
>use stairs instead
>can't use car because the garage collapsed on it
>barely avoid getting swallowed by a sidewalk sinkhole
>narrowly dodge a car that rolls over a 4 year old child
>finally make it to train station
>escalator eats the guy in front of me
>10 people are trampled to death trying to get on train
>train derails killing hundreds
>crawl out of rubble and stumble to work
>clock in at the oil refinery and light a cigarette
>resulting explosion vaporizes 4 city blocks

youtu.be/7oROZLI44XQ

those are just people scared of using an escalator...

Current best thread on Sup Forums

WTF I still hate China

For very good reasons

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So is this an ancap thread or what?

I'd be scared of Chinese elevators too. They're masters of ambushing you.

DELET

It's just nature doing it's work, over population is a bad thing

ling ling being ching chong ching

>he hasn't seen the webm

C'est maintenant un thread Québecois.
Faque vous pensez tu qu'on va allez loin en série les boys?

Have you seen the webms?

There's literally nothing you can do to avoid getting sucked into them, they're perfect mantraps.

non

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the two women at the top were waiting at the top as if they knew something was going to happen...

was she set up?

also what prevents American escalators from doing this? are they designed differently?

Fuck off, Bubba.

Habs suck, sens suck, leafs suck. Fight me.

>IT'S JUST A PRANK MA'AM

F

Us Leaf fans know they suck.

Montreal fans get REALLY pissed off if you say to them that their team sucks.

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They're not designed or installed by the chinese.

Thanks for this... Laughed hard.

Jesus Fuck

That is truly a good mother.

Sad that's all they have going for them. A shit team. Many such cases.

Les habs vont bientôt aller mieux, Claude julien va amener la "Goon Mentality" à montréal,
on va en avoir 5 des Charas. Su la glace, en même temps
Bonjour Monsieur westmount
Tout va aller mieux quand les nordiques vont revenir, l'gros. On va avoir du Power-Hockey au Québec.

Tu va moins rire Toronto quand on va avoir nos Expos!

The escalator was in maintenance and there was a panel at the bottom to warn it. The woman disregarded the warning.

No they are same design. First World ones are just manufactured and installed correctly

North American escalators have a big red stop button on both ends, something that costs too much for communist china

Did she die?

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REEEEEEEE

>somehow survive collapse of cardboard apartment/oil refinery building
>still die by falling into roaming sinkhole that periodically swallows entire neighborhoods

>op's vid is actually the united states using an experimental railgun weapon against a chinese chemical refinery to send a message to the chinese about devauling their currency (late 2015)

>implying you can survive being pulverized into paste

Living in China is like being in a final destination movie

she lived, she had to pay reparations and had no money, resulting into beying forced sell herlself.
died out of aids.

No, she was literally ground up into the consistency of hamburger meat, and the hamburger meat was evenly distributed along the entire length of the underside of the escalator, most of the bones being found under the bottom gears, but she recovered just fine.

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Not like there normally is a stop button on each side of the escalator.
>Women

Ok, so she was fine. Gr8. Was worrying already

that guy on the bike almost got away too

that's some unlucky shit

>it's this thread again

That poor guy on the bike almost made it before he got fucking smited and burned

>safety features
>China
Nope.

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she died of eternal bleeding

Holy shit, so much happens in this

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That dude on the bike was the craziest death I've ever seen.

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someone post the fat guy in the elevator one

TOP FUCKING KEK

Don't forget the pollution, the earthquakes, and the chimical explosions.

How painful is a death like that? How prolonged was it?

Also, props to her for still being conscious enough to save her kid.

>this fucking truck almost hitting the first guy

is braking illegal in China or something?

seriously, it's like fate hates chinese people

literally one post above you

>Look this up
>Lots of "Chinese Tours" have mandatory shopping visits for foreigners

THAT LAMP POST CUT THE GUY IN HALF holy shit.

average day in china

I usually don't get disgusted by gore but god damn was that horrific WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?

fuck i lolled

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Adrenaline plus DMT make the pain go away

no not that one, the one with the elevator crushing a guy in the chest

probably not very prolonged

pain is probably the least of your problems when you're faced with the existential horror of being thrown into a trash compactor

WHAT

This file should be named chinese_drivers.webm

you cant even see anything

gotta hurry to work

What kills me is the emergency stop button is right there and they had 5 seconds to hit it.

That escalated quickly...

I'm not kidding you, user. That is truly terrifying.

these accidents rarely happen. stop spreading lies.

Are you serious? I totally made that part up because I thought it was over the top.

>those 2 whole seconds where he could have jumped off the bike

>"fuck it, I'll just lean forward and get this over with"

Holy shit these are fucking killing me.

>gets hit by flying nail from gas explosion 50 miles away while police raid you house for browsing non-regulated website

whatever you say Chang

not only are they common but there's always cameras to catch them - meaning these must happen even more often than they seem.

I only use about 5 of the hotkeys in Photoshop. That makes me only slightly less awful than ye olde no hotkeys man.

It's kinda sad for a government when your own people don't trust their infrastructure and even mock it.

>Rarely
literally thousands upon thousands of webms.

Yeah there's something that keeps US escalators from doing this.

It's called OSHA

Happens all the time. And it follows Chinese people wherever they go. All kinds of bizarre traffic accidents happen here involving Chinese.

>the majority of them remain calm with their hands in their pockets

They are truly a desensitized society. High populations have lead to zero empathy for their fellow man.

I bet after they swept up the remains the next batch of people hopped on the ride.

China is one of the most dangerous countries due to massive corruption and lack of security standards

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roflmao

this

>flag

checks out

Only un-prods use brakes.

newfags

Unfortunately her family was required to pay for cleaning it up, and are now homeless peasants.

And isis think they can scare them