I need your help, papi chulo. El Trump will deport me if I stay in my parents house. Can I come live with you, papi?

>I need your help, papi chulo. El Trump will deport me if I stay in my parents house. Can I come live with you, papi?

What would Sup Forums do?

Fuck off Juanita

...

have rough sex with her on a daily/nightly basis.

This guy gets it.

tell her to show me her penis first

Telephone the authorities and report the black slag immediately

Well...

...as soon as I'd pumped my beady Anglo spunk up her shit pipe

Jesus Christ she's ugly

>in two years

THE MEME WAR IS ON CUNTS

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

Make her give me a blowjob then help her pack her bags for a one way trip to Mexico.

create future soccer stars with her

You have to go back

id deport you myself if you didnt smell like fetid corn oil

Call the cops because I think she is threatening me.

You've got to go back.

She's not even a good looking Mestizo, even a lot of darker ones are better looking. Report & Deport.

"Yeah sure"

Then when she arrives, police will be waiting for her.

DEPORT
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Fuck her then deport her myself.

Get lost bitch

>28 day detox tea

the amount of stank out of her asshole will be echoed throughout the ages

ICE ICE BABAY

tell her to fuck off, if she uses words like papi or chulo is almost guaranteed to be a whore

Call ICE for pic related

nut in her mouth, then call ICE while she's spitting the load out in the washroom