You are always Japanese

>You are always Japanese
>you will never be american
>I will die in this terrible third world tier shithole

haha... I wanna die.... why I am so unlucky?

is japan that bad? isn't it 1st world senpai?

>nuke them into submission
>they want to be us

You can probably come here pretty easy.


I wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemy though.

don't cry son, be proud of who you're. you're honorary

For fucks sake how many times do you make this thread a day you boring beta cuck. Go sniff some school girls knickers already.

>user is weeb
>thinks country whose greatest accomplishment is watermelon hentai loli porn is the best
face it japan is fucked, just give in to the immigrant hoardes or let the whites in to colonize you

Be proud of your country, and if you don't like it fucking change it.

You're part of a national community that your only making worse by self hating.

HAHAHAHAHA

You deserved the two nukes, fucking faggot dog.

No. I am american inside.

can you say hi to my ex-girlfriend please

Look if you hate Japan so badly then study hard, improve your English, and get a visa and legally immigrate here. Stop making these ridiculous self pity threads. I know you have problems with women but it's universal with men, and you'll quickly realize how awful white women can be.

man you're probably well off, clearly have a grasp of English and could easily blend in here cause everybody likes Asians here. What's stopping you?

how did you find a real jap waifu?

Cool, wanna switch?

At least you're not a huemonkey

Some of his cousins might be lol

>Encouraging immigration

Fucking cuck

Could be
Tons of gooks here.

Chinks are invading too

There's nothing wrong with legal immigration

>not wanting well off, smart, and capable people to come here legally
I'm sorry nobody wants to immigrate to Brazil m8

With that in mind, your country will become full of ugly half-breed mongrels

Not a good thing

you can always spraytan and pass yourself off as a spic aka 21st century American

My LINE is full of JK. Step your game up.

>bored navyfag keeps posting these threads

...

I'm going to back pack in your country in a few weeks. Been looking forward to it for along time. Your history, landscape, culture and people are amazing. Be proud of it.

Anime is cancer though

Do they have English speaking ones too?

>back backing
>in japan

Enjoy your giant hornets

Why is the English teacher larping?

>you are always American
>you will never be Japanese
>I will die in this terrible nigger/spic filled shithole
>I will never know what it's like to live in a peaceful, homogeneous society

go jump into a volcano you slanty eyed whiner

English sensei?
>captcha: zone ends

srs questions, is this a big deal? I was thinking about moving to Japan/Taiwan but I'm afraid if I go hiking I will be buttraped by giant killer hornets

You can always learn moonrunes and try getting a company to sponsor a work visa so you can work in glorious Nippon

>ywn relive the days of pre-crackwhore Olson twins

Yes the fact that it's legal.

Yeah I've thought about this, I definitely would like to live there for a few years just to experience it.

Problem is, I'll be a white guy among a homogeneous society of Japanese people, so I still won't get to experience it. Closest for me would be going to some rural place in Germany that isn't enriched yet, I guess.

Yeah like this is the first time I heard about this. Is this going to be a problem?

>not wanting to be a groriousu nippon

What are you some kind of gayjin?

I'd gladly trade one of the weeaboos we have over here for you, for what it's worth. Chances are you'd actually contribute to our society.

Well about 40-50 gooks die to them a year, so i guess it's not a big problem.

There must be some kind of bear spray equivalent for them.

at least your not in detroit. murica is cleaning out the lower class in some cities. they dont like to talk about it but if they didnt do this shit every 10 years or so then nobody would buy the homes because of the people who would still be in the neighborhood

shoo shoo westaboo

Surely you meant to write Poland , Iceland, Finland, Estonia , Switzerland instead ?

Seems like a good dude desu

This is the most clever form of advertising i've ever seen. Well done, Japmoot.